vanessa bayer.ing with you? >> jimmy: everything is very good. thank you for having. nobody ever asks me about me. they come out here. like will, it's like i had my pants in the freezer. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you know that about him, that he freezes his pants? >> no. >> jimmy: how long were you on "saturday night live"? how many seasons? >> seven seasons. >> jimmy: that's a lot of seasons. [ cheers and applause ] and then they caught you stealing post-it notes and you were asked to leave, yes? >> i mean, legitimately i did steal so much stuff. >> jimmy: oh, you did? >> yeah. >> jimmy: like what kind of stuff did you steal? >> oh, my gosh. like office supplies like anyone would. and then just any kind of food i could get my hands on, drinks. i'm stealing stuff from here. [ laughter ] it's in my bag. >> jimmy: feel free to take anything you like. it's all there for you. well, you were a guest on "saturday night live" saturday night. >> right. yeah. >> jimmy: was that a fun thing coming back? >> it wa

tonight, will forte, from "love" vanessa bayer, and music from dirty heads. moving forward, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're very nice. hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for coming. thank you for joining us. on what was a powerful day of peaceful protest here in the united states. this morning thous

tomorrow night, will forte and vanessa bayer will be here, we'll have music from dirty heads.st especially man. he plays detective jake peralta on "brooklyn nine-nine," which returns to our national air this sunday night on fox, please welcome andy samberg. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> yeah. >> jimmy: how are you? >> good. >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> good to see you. thanks guys. that's more than nice. my tenth time on your show. >> jimmy: you know what it's actually your 11th time. >> my 11th time on your show. >> jimmy: which is good too. >> so what do i get for being on 11 times skbroo wh. >> jimmy: what did we give you for 10? >> nothing. >> jimmy: hm m, how do we top tt >> yes! >> jimmy: that's yours. this is not a stunt. you get to take that home. ha, ha. >> i just got to go buy an iphone. so thank you for the gift. >> jimmy: your welcome. i probably have a five somewhere in the drawer if you really want one. if you are aware of this, the olympic gold medal winning snow board erred gerard is like a kid a teenager he almost over slept and missed the event he won th

waithe will join us, we'll have music from buddy guy, and later this week, will forte, zach braff, vanessa bayerase join us for all of that. our first guest tonight has all the accolades a man can have, grammys, an oscar, a golden globe, he even had a sculpture of his head made by a blind woman. it's very impressive. his new job is as judge on the new "american idol." watch it sunday and monday nights on abc. please welcome lionel richie. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] look at you. how are you doing? >> man, i am having so much fun. >> jimmy: this is a great week for you, isn't it? >> you saw part of it. >> jimmy: by the way, thank you for asking me to host your special ceremony where you put your hands and your feet in cement over at the chinese theater across the way. that's a rarity for a musician. it's a rarity for anybody, but for a musician almost nobody ever does that. [ cheers and applause ] >> i remember during the ceremony i looked over at jimmy and i said, okay, tell me does this look weird. i said there's a row of seats over there. there's a row of seats over here. a

wiig had to run around her being like, "wait, hold on." [ laughter ] >> and then it cut to me and vanessa bayer-- i'm sorry, that was the sketch that started -- [ light laughter ] >> seth: oh, yeah, it was a game show sketch with the best opening line. >> the best opening line was -- so it was like, you -- we -- you said -- now we're back from the break, the answer you gave was "beef." i'm so sorry, but the correct answer was "nine." [ laughter ] which means that she said, "i believe the answer is 'beef.'" and they went, "we'll see if you're correct right after this message." [ laughter ] and i read that -- james anderson, again, wrote it. and when that came up, we all started laughing. >> seth: it was great. well, you crushed it, buddy. >> thank you, buddy. >> seth: and congrats on "barry." i can't wait to see more of it. >> ah, man. awesome. >> seth: bill hader, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] "barry" premiers sunday, march 25th on hbo. we'll be right back with rosie perez. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ so, you'll be here to help if i need you? kyle, i got you. okay... what about here? yup. he