it's called vasil gel, it's highly effective and lasts for over ten years. that's long enough for sting to have sex twice. (laughter) and the procedure only last 15 minutes. while the man is totally awake, a doctor makes a small hole in the base of your scrotum, reaches in with a pair of forceps, pulls out your vase deference, then use thes a needle to inject the polymer gel which coats the walls of the vas deference that kills any sperm that passes through it, then they stitch you up and slap on a bag of frozen peas. (laughter) it's so effective that just describing the procedure makes most men lose interest in having sex according to a recent study of me just now. (laughter) (applause) and good news. it's completely reversible, but this time instead of injecting you with a sperm-murdering jelly they inject water and baking soda to flush out the gel. of course you want to avoid consuming any vinegar for 24 hours before the baking soda procedure to keep from getting volcano wang. unfortunately, at the moment, v gel is not available in the united states so to