, i wanted to buy shuvu, vasya, vasya, vasya, vasya, but why, vasya, did science interfere, how is itto buy a meat grinder, well, an electric one, god, thank you, i advised you, otherwise you ’re twisting, twisting, twisting with your hands, and oh, it’s hard, i guess it’s already, yes, yes, yes, at your age even meat it’s already harmful, yes, if you buy it, you’ll only harm it, but i ’m your enemy, not your husband, he’s not, your husband, and not your enemy, what kind of poles are there anyway, should i buy you for nordic walking, the doctors advise, we’ve already got half a quart with these poles they walk, they limp, well , well, maybe they can buy expensive sticks, yes, oh, but i want everyone to be envious, for everyone around to gasp, for everyone around to be like, oh that’s it, yes, so, oh that’s it, come on... but you can show it, only to me alone, so it turns out that you gave yourself a gift, no, no, no, it’s better then to buy an electric razor, here are 3 months, the same thing in my head, how to please, how to spend it, so there is money, there is money, but there is n

i liked it, i liked it, vasya, vasya, people are watching, vasya!y, how much? well, 10 rubles, ask for 20, maybe. 30, go ahead, and the old man is a cheerful fellow, great, hello, vasya, great, how are you living, nothing, we’re not complaining, which means you’ve become an asthete, what, what, greek noses are talking in fashion, i was joking, and she immediately ran, tv viewers, we choose the best routes, it’s hard to believe, but... veronica in the village, only in 1871 a temple grew on this place, later consecrated in honor of the protection of the most holy theotokos. an ancient iconostasis and rare icons, st. nicholas, the veil of the blessed virgin mary, they know everything about their small homeland, and generously share this knowledge with the viewer. my first memory of the village, i regret that i stayed in this wonderful place. he will kill him, i know him, he is a bully, oh he was a bully, and who do you mean lesha, alexey nikolaevich, alexey nikolaevich, but in my opinion, we need to break down the door, intervene, we need to call the p

, vasya, it seems we broke the bell.second lock? edik, it's time, what? are you leaving me? yes, how would you not leave me when you find out everything? you see, this is not my apartment. vasya, please forgive me, i just wanted to make an impression, and then i didn’t know how you were. i admitted this, but i feel like something doesn’t add up, right here, and what did you find out through your acquaintances in the cops? no, there’s no shampoo in the bathtub that you smell of, forgive me, please, okay, forgive me, forgive me, fools, how clever, or stood up for... changed, so, you know what, and you vasilitsa, when was the last time did you see? in the morning, when she was going to work, it would be better if we didn’t see her, she walked by, but didn’t even really say hello, didn’t even say thank you for the jam, so she definitely went to work, and what’s she doing, she’s so important, so what? let's go faster then, thank you very much it's them they started to twitch so much, i’m telling you, something’s happening wit

in the car, come on, so vasya, come on, vasya, vasya, well, vasya, be a brave boy, like... so vasya,ur husband at home? no, when will it be? i don’t know, he went to work and said he would be there. yes. when was the last time you talked to him? about two hours ago. what happened? the fact is that he is wanted on suspicion of complicity in the murder of his comrade, citizen karasev. what complicity, what murder, what are you talking about? larisa gennadievna, stop making a joke of me here. here is the warrant for his arrest and search. come on, witnesses, come in. hello. hello, hello, larisa. witnesses, come here, please. well, you're sick, yeah, well done! hello, seryoga, what did you do yesterday, the cops came, they were looking for you, yes, i understand, girl, let me help, yes, well, come on, over there, okay, over there, wow, what do you have there, books, thank you, books, yes, i understand, lenin, the whole library, and your name is, how to talk, veronica, it’s very nice, i’m andrei, and i’m very pleased, what’s wrong, i had cops at work, oh well, yeah. hello, makar, hi, it's

khan, i’ll give you a mug of our khan, in short, vasya, don’t click your beak, write text messages, callays told me that a man should take the initiative, now it’s the other way around, you would have decided, well, i’m sorry, i was wrong, after all, you don’t have a crown on your head he’ll fall if you’re the first to pull him out somewhere, but if you pull him out, i won’t let you go, so how do you do that, handcuff him or something, do you even understand who’s paying attention to you? if you mess around with a guy, he ’ll find someone else, and in the end, what should he look for, he’s already got a line lined up that i i didn’t notice any queue, he said that his dad dreams of marrying him, but there is no one to show him, well, okay, don’t you want to act on your own, introduce me to him, hello, we’ve arrived, and what are you going to do with edik, the hell, edik, listen, he’s coming now, vasya, you couldn’t go somewhere for a long time, but in general? i have a free day, i wanted to pray, get some sleep, oh, a day off is just a great excuse to visit relatives, you wanted to visit

was worried about the flood and decided to help eliminate the consequences, yes vasya.help me somehow, we must, for example, meet with the whiteos to find out how they will help us in preparing for the wedding, or do they think that i will shoulder everything like an ox. did he show you tricks there? or did he give you a bouquet for forgiveness? i'm like this at first i was confused, but then, then i remembered, he ’s an accountant, so i asked how to fill out the form correctly, and then he got carried away. we agreed not to talk about work, then we started talking like that, and i only managed to chime in and they said: how interesting! bore, no, i think he’s just very thorough, are you going to marry the first person you meet, why not, why did you tense up, i was joking, you know, vasya, this needs a serious approach, that’s what you know about tolik, besides that he is an accountant, friend edika is just a good guy, it’s okay, you know that he’s also very funny, yes, everything is clear with you, but what is this, that’s it. better fill it out, give me the form from

good, vasya, fox?ut whatever you say, but this is not you they insulted me by accident, vasilisa, listen, vasilisa mikhailovna, yes, vasilisa mikhailovna, listen, yesterday it was somehow awkward with this bouquet and also with the kitten. let ivan nikolayevich get up to speed on your business, how are you settling into a new place? well, thank you, vasilya mikhailovna, she told me everything about finances, introduced me to the tenants, outlined the whole range of unresolved problems, i’ll go do my homework, yeah, everything ’s fine, everything’s very good, well then, okay, no, vasya, well, well ... “come on, misha, turn off this tv, shut up, you talked to vasya, everything is fine, that’s fine, well we had a good time, it was nice, so heartfelt, and well, well, we didn’t really have time to talk, because then raya showed up with some guy, and what was needed, raya with some guy, what kind of guy?” “where did he come from, you ask her , why don’t you yell at me, i’ll ask her, but you won’t really achi

, don’t be scared, come here, vasya, vasya, vasya , oh, stepped on something, something alive, scratchhat shishkin came back and wants to see you, okay , okay, sit here, it’s not an eyesore , ilya vladimirovich is waiting for you, she’ll be arriving soon, i’ll be on my way now, let’s go. oh, you, you're like a fire. good morning, where are you going so early? to work! these are the damned capitalists, and they drive people to work before dawn. actually yes. yes, vadik, hello. hello baby. how are you? okay, i'm going to college. and you, i’m very good, i didn’t sleep here all night, i thought, thought, thought, thought, thought, i finally figured out how you feel about the fact that... you and i will go on a trip to cyprus. vadyush, do you remember what we talked about? yes, of course, i remember you wanted me to choose a place. no, i wanted you to surprise me. that is, i understood correctly that you are not at all interested in knowing where we will go. at all. as a last resort, i want to find out about this at the airport at check-in. yeah, i got you. i heard you. okay, okay, well, t

vasya, did you see something honest roma wrote on the website yesterday?in a year depends on the schedule for turning off the hot water, well, no longer, maybe they’ll still correspond, like how to train or something, but yesterday i already trained with rizhsky both because of myself and because of that guy. somehow i want to put all this into practice, but why didn’t igor answer? let ’s write to him ourselves, what’s not so funny, at the same time we’ll test his sense of humor, but why? although rizhsky says that you shouldn’t wait for a man to take the initiative, but somehow in life everything turns out differently, it seems to me that a man needs to feel like a conqueror, sometimes rizhsky says some right things, i really like it. about the conqueror, about prehistoric times, maybe this used to work, by the way, if we were sitting with you now and waiting for them to conquer us there, we would have died out a long time ago, and who are you writing to, and what’s wrong with whom? then i met, but no, i’m writing a script, imagine, i called everyone yest

uh, well, well, vasya. andrey. andrey.ed 36 points is... sofia, you are going to the fourth round, andrey and sofia, timofey and nadezhda, alas, this is your participation in our game is coming to an end, so i propose to applaud both to congratulate sofia and andrey, and to support timofey and nadezhda, timofey and nadezhda, we we say goodbye to you, thanks for the toy. but it’s a shame, timofey, one point in total, yes, tell me, that’s where that question was and what was that question that you could answer, but didn’t have time in the third round, probably about the doll, probably, if you had more time, perhaps i would have thought of this, natalya mikhailovna, you were so worried about timofey, appreciate timofey’s performance, he did it. i already clicked when, well, the answer, someone already clicked, what did you like, share your emotions, well, i really liked everything, this is your dream, your dream has come true - it promised everything is something like this, only here it’s even more exciting when it’s live, we

applications, vasya.ve pushed for a long time, my friends helped, it’s great that you’re not angry, and that you’re at home then you’re sitting there, you have a day off, the greek woman has been asking about you all day, and i’m just, i’m just running out of imagination to think about where else you could be, listen, you don’t have anything to eat, you’re just so hungry, you’ll have a cold pizza, i will, what do we need a microwave for, we ’ll heat it up now, otherwise it’s cold it looks like a sole, i need to call the swede, otherwise he’s standing downstairs, worried, hello, eddie and vasya, everything’s okay, yes, we’ll call you in the evening, kiss me. well , explain it normally, tell me, is your intercom not working at all or is the key simply not responding to magnets? well, well, well, well, now it’s clear, of course, yes, i’m writing down, yes, that’s it, okay, what, i have only one question, this is what it is, what is this, what are these applications, what is this, then explain who to send whe

hello, vasya. hello guys.n guys, we are glad to welcome you to our playground, and before we start playing, before i start asking questions, and you, nervous to answer them, i suggest you support each other with applause, right now in the teachers' room, everyone is in a wonderful mood, we are all waiting for the game to start, guys, good luck to everyone, make this the best game. vasya, let's start the first round. we are starting the first round, but first let's get acquainted with its rules. in the first round, players are asked 12 multiple-choice questions, yes or no, of which only one is correct. the choice must be made in 7 seconds, each correct answer brings the participant one point, eight players, those with the most points advance to the second round. first question of the first round: pay attention to the screen: is the transcription of the word written correctly? time? wrong, because m is soft, it should be designated soft, no, hard. term alice? i answered: yes, because it seems to me that this wor

, don’t touch me, look, your brains will leak out, oh, vasya, as if i didn’t have a concussion, oh, wellsloppy, no, well... well, we need to come to an agreement, but then for the most part our people are good, why are you, of course, they were good, first they robbed, then they beat up, then what about vasya, i already thought you didn’t show an eye in tashkent, oh, tashkent, they took you away from under your nose, tashkent, and most importantly, who was installed, my classmate party at work, lyoshka gurbunova, i couldn’t put together three words. failed the state exam there, we barely made it through, yes, drunk, oh, they will cry with them, and did you also drink after that, well , it was a little, the picture is good, i know, yours is a little, so you stay, no, no , i can’t, i can’t, i have party space it’s not enough, i wrote an application here to the magnitogorsk metallurgical institute, they are looking for a little man there, and you know, i have... a good reference, according to the party line i have all five, in educational work i also have five, well, thank god , i have impr

my vasya is like caesar, he needs slop to complete his life. are you coming out to me in the wash ? oh, clara, it’s like i didn’t receive payment, it’s varsday, it seems like such a respectable woman, but such nonsense . you suggest, well , look, you’ll deceive me, i’ll find justice, clair, don’t scare me, when i become frightened and stupid, it’s just like i’m out of my mind , i can do trouble, there will be a fur coat, vaska will immediately turn, how will we continue, mash? so we will, he will get used to it, he won’t want to leave, but i didn’t make it clear, i saw ivan, you were standing with him, we were talking, but i don’t even want to talk about it, you know, i’m offended, and what do you mean, you’re a lewd girl?

, vasya, don’t fall, i just did.senka, please run, the quartan will call to moscow, otherwise we will all die here. hi, and hi, how are you, best of all, you are cooking, what are you going to do, but i say, you will make meat, right? with blood, okay, what do you need from under me, i need your window, two or three more of your windows, that’s good, only bullets, i ’m leaving, yeah. we don't have weapons, no! call the person who sent you, say: i want to meet right now. miles' encephalitis, that's for sure. i only heard about him at the institute. we have prepared certificates for everyone, please pass them on. miles encephalitis was last recorded in russia in 1956 in the krasnoyarsk region. before the epidemic could be contained, it... claimed the lives of 763 people, is spread by parasites living in living fish, the result of which is often called fish encephalitis, is very susceptible to drugs, in fact, taking simple antibiotics prevents it and even suppresses it in the early stages. i think that all this happened

the most timid is vasya highness, the eldest, the eldest, vasya highness, an aristocrat, an intellectualnt for the names, the naming is amazing, as they came up with, because we looked at him and realized that he was vasya. what distinguishes him from an intellectual, he killer cat, k, he kills mice, great, well, a wonderful quality, when there was a pandemic, for some reason mice came, and vasya saved our entire apartment, and our entire nine-story piece of the house, then the neighbors said, please give back your cat for a day, yes, so that he can catch mice for us, anfisa, mm, she is inaccessible to anyone and never. destroy, let me look at this face, why are you, you are a teenager, a bully, tell me, three cats in one apartment, this is probably not easy, it’s fun, something interesting happens all the time, something, something falls, then it breaks, and sometimes at night you don’t sleep because you’re trying to calm down three animals at home, let’s see how they live in your house, then we’ll continue the conversation, please, where are they on the balcony? i grew a vegetable gard

yes, as vasya said, if the villain understood computers, we would never have found him.up, this is important, i can only offer you coffee now, suggest, maybe tomorrow, but not tomorrow, signing after lunch, the laptop must be found before that time, and if not overnight... he will have time to put everything on the internet, please, vyacheslav, well , let's wait an hour, thank you, gentlemen, please , settle down, yeah, will you drink something, thank you, no, but i'll drink, stanislav andreevich, we know about road accident, what kind of road accident? let's skip the part where you will make a joke, okay? i would ask you, do not forget who you came to see. citizen egorov, none of your connections will help your son evade responsibility. he killed a woman and is suspected of killing another person. don't complicate your life, our work. where is your son vadim? i don't understand what you're talking about. okay, then let's watch a movie. so, how much does your home video cost? let's pretend that i didn't hear this out of respect for the position you occupy, i repeat, wher

, ah, vasya, vasya, yours, i didn’t understand, but the chevs, where are you, but it wasn’t there, wemine, this is mine, this will be mine, if. what, mom, come here, dad gave me money, and you let yourself go for nonsense, it’s to save up the real thing, well, you know, why is he letting go, so you know, so that you don’t set foot here tomorrow, i understand, blow in the ceiling, who will help you here, oh, i’ll figure it out without snotty ones, look there, don’t go anywhere, i’ll find out, what a spinner i am, look at me, my mother has worked for half her life and you’ll get behind me, get out of here quickly so that i don’t see you here, so look, oh, forgive you, i’ve become quite old, my hands are hooks. you are playing with me. our exchanges are from perestroika, we will make them at the factory joint-stock company, we divide the property, half goes to the state, half we distribute to the workers, which means we divide the factory among the whole people, everyone with a year of experience, but how will we divide it equally, like brothers, whoever works more has more shares, plus

i'm from vasya lipetsky about zubov.carefully. okay, search him, raise your hands. clean, come on in. hello, ruslan vasilyevich, hello, yours is cute, really cool, couldn’t be further from there. so what's next, cool guy? call dmitry, he asked you to find me, you found me, and now call and tell me the good news that i am in your hands. yes, i understand you, ruslan, i’ll be there soon, just don’t touch him, i’ll do everything myself, come on, hoo! well, where is he? hello son, have you been looking for me? well, i won’t bother you, make yourself at home. and you’re still not worth anything, in good spirits, and you won’t shoot, why? because you're good, what's next, daddy? “you killed galichego, it just happened by accident, he helped you, he kept you out of prison, not for me, but for you.” since you disappeared, i, that’s all, mother, uncle lyosha, disappeared with you, everyone wanted to see only you in me, i had to be worthy of your memory, i had to think like you, act like you, be as correct and good, but i don’t wa

is with your teachers, yulia, hello to you, how is the situation there, how is the mood, tell me, vasyallo, everyone is in a wonderful mood, we are all waiting for the game to start, guys, good luck to everyone, make this the best game , vasya, let's start the first round. we are starting the first round, but first let's get acquainted with its rules. in the first round, players are given 12 fates; those with the most points pass. to the second round. first question of the first round. pay attention to the screen: is the transcription of the word written correctly? time? incorrect, because m is soft, you need to designate soft. and t, no, hard, term. alice. i answered yes, because it seems to me that was his name in life. term. term is the correct answer to our question, no, it is correct to say the term, soft, etc. second question: is it true that the poem of homer and liada describes the events of the peloponnesian war? time! the event of the pilpon war, in my opinion, is described in homer’s odyssey. victor: homer’s iliad comes from... their dispute with paris, the third goddess was

hello, vasya. hello guys, me. pleasure to welcome the most erudite fifth-graders in the country to the studio today. you have successfully passed all the qualifying rounds, which means you are already winners. today you an interesting game awaits you, and in order to get maximum pleasure from it, i want to wish you a good mood, self-confidence, peace of mind and good luck. good afternoon, guys, we are glad to see you on our playground, and before the game itself begins, before i start asking questions. you will be nervous and answer these questions, i suggest you support each other with applause. right now, my colleague yulia pertsova is in the staff room with your teachers. julia, hello, tell me how the situation is there. yes, vasya, hello, everyone is assembled, no one ran away from excitement on the main site, there was no one left to give hints to the players, and no one even left for coffee. by the way. maybe we can all go get some coffee? no, i was joking. vasya, coffee is cancelled, let's start the first r

you don’t need to go anywhere, no noise from cars, offices, work, a few flies, overall it’s good, vasyaeveryday life begins, today immerse yourself in village life i'll be in the agricultural town bluzha, pukhovichi district, 75 km from minsk, this is not. god, what a distance, so the places here are all country houses. residents of the capital like to spend the summer season in nearby gardening associations, and in the village itself, and it was in bluzha that 7 years ago maxim and anzhelika bought something similar to a house, but to live here permanently. owner, were you expecting a master of agrarian affairs? very, very good quality. in order to understand in one day that all this is not mine, of course, maxim, vasya, very nice, anzhelika, very nice, well come on, come on in, listen, it’s amazing. it’s all yours, yes, this whole area is crazy, it’s amazing, but what was here when you first arrived here? well, 7 years ago there was a log house here, this one, it looked the same, no, it wasn’t even put into operation, there was no water, there was no sewerage, there was only electrici

, yeah, don’t be bored , who called, dad, he just admitted to you that santa claus does not exist, vasyat be tormented, dad said that... “mom wants to introduce me to someone, so in the relaxation cafe, that means that game from mom, grazing, well, how do you imagine it, and your mom is sitting on a dating site, looking for a husband for her daughter, yes, but i won’t be surprised by anything, so stop, hysteria, stop, even if this bastard is from my mother, i really want to look at it, so i even became interested myself, well, you want it, you go, here you go again" you are looking for a reason to extort, in the end, what are you losing, you are not losing anything, i would still believe it if he ran into you on the street, well, as if by accident, on the internet, but in the end, in our city it’s not so many decent cafes, relax cafes, by the way, i ’ve never been there, come and tell me, what are you talking about? you’re sitting, that’s it, come on, come on, get dressed, edik is waiting, we’ll give you a ride, by the way, the rescue call remains in force, if anything happens, i’m comin

the eighties, nineties, everyone worked to phonograms, let’s say there is such a brilliant artist vasyaupkin, they will select about five doppelgängers for him who look like him, we’ll go around the cities with something and weigh our not... and homeland, can you imagine? , what kind of money can be cut? what are you hinting at? yes, i’m so stupid, such vasya pupkin comes to kryzhopol, the fans are happy there, they take autographs, in principle, he can drag anyone into his bed, drag, the naive girl is sure that she slept with the great vasya pupkin, in fact, this is his double, sometimes children will be born illegally in the square. sad story, right? it was my father, not a double, i killed my father, and we know that, fuck, let me down, let me take a walk, where are the keys to the office, where did you take it, and threw it somewhere? here they are, andryukha, masha is leaving tomorrow, we’re on nevsky, let’s take a walk, well, why can we, why not , great, damn, why, the bridges have been raised, what’s still being opened, until november 7th, well it means that these girls and i are

of this everyday life, she agreed with the first secretary of the district committee party so that vasyaed , the sharpest turn in his life, a turn that was then actually perceived as an escape, because in essence, having received a passport, he abandoned both his mother and his sister to the mercy of fate, of course, they did not starve, but in any case case, there is a version, yes, that in order to equip my mother sold her son there. the last cow, well, the only one, of course, and the cow, one way or another, whether it’s a myth or a story, a legend or not, it’s hard to say, but he actually ran away from his native village, ran away for several months, and maybe even several years, from he was neither heard nor spirited, because his life where he ran away was very difficult, and we don’t even fully know the circumstances of his entire life, but let’s remember the film kalina krasnaya, let’s remember... yegor prokudin’s repentance before his mom, this is actually repentance itself shukshina. yes, his life turned out much happier than the life of his hero, but just like in borhis’s stor

hello, i’m vasya chekhov, an ordinary resident of a big city, i can’t imagine my life without high-speed the city to the village, today we will go to the owners of musa. to the village, wandering, and it’s good in the village, you don’t need to go anywhere, no noise from cars, offices, work, a few flies, overall it’s good, vasya, go to work, there will always be a person who breaks everything down, harsh everyday life begins, today i will plunge into village life, i will be in the agricultural town of bluzha, pukhovicheskiy district, 75 km from this is not a god , what a distance, so the places here are entirely country houses, in nearby garden communities, and in the village itself the capital's residents love to spend the summer season, and it was in bluzha that 7 years ago maxim and angelica bought something similar to a house, but in order to live here permanently, the owner, a master of agrarian affairs, was waiting, very, in quality , in order for one day to understand that all this is not mine, of course, maxim, vasya, it’s very nice, anzhelika, it’s very nice, come on, come on in

my name is vasya chekhov, hello!ia pertsova, think that the main quality of a winner is the ability to apply your knowledge at the right time. and the teachers of our participants. i don’t want to keep you waiting, let’s start getting to know today’s players. before the game started, we asked each of the guys to describe themselves a little. so, welcome. vera parfenenko, secondary school number 44 in the city of mogilev, athletic, active, kind. and computer science teacher evgeniy aleksandrovich abramenko. urban village bishenkovichi named after the hero of the soviet union tgachenko. the eldest in the family bears this title with honor. and the class teacher mathematics teacher anastasia nikolaevna pyshnaya. nikita borisov, secondary school number 13 of the city of orsha named after yakubovsky. his motto is better to do nothing than to do nothing. and primary school teacher marina fedorovna losbeneva. timofey bagri, gymnasium number two in soligorsk. purposeful, cheerful, charming excellent student mathematics teach

vasya, start the first round.st let's get acquainted with its rules. in the first round , players are asked 12 multiple-choice questions - yes or no, of which only one is correct. the choice must be made in 7 seconds. each correct answer earns the participant one point. the eight players with the most points advance to the second round. first question of the first round. right. that the longest cave is in africa, time, herman, i chose by instinct, no, max, to be honest, i answered by guess and answered yes, but now i understand what is correct, it’s most likely no, alexander, no, because, how much. i know, the longest cave is mamontova, it is located in america, well done, he is very well read, knows a lot, so he answers confidently, what is its length, plus or minus, more than 60 km, well, i can say, you are in in general, you are right, the longest cave is flintmamontov, it is located in north america, and its length is 630 km, you can imagine, so the correct answer to our question is no, pay attention to the sc

vasya, are you serious?0 years of not a single word, it’s just like... i’ve broken the chain, yes, me too i didn’t expect anything like this from vaska, i’m afraid, i’m paradise, marin, why should you be afraid, i’m afraid of shame, i won’t survive this, in 3 months everyone will forget what vaska blurted out, these, these won’t forget, these will tear me apart in part, where did you even dig up this riga man, that i dug him up? no one buried it, they just recommended it to me, decent people, between by the way, they say, riga has arrived with his tour, raika will help you, find new parts, why should you sit alone all the time, but i’m thinking, why the hell should i have a new husband, heaven, you don’t evade the question, but what it’s me, so i thought, since they know orizhsky, then how can his name help in advertising our marriage agency, what kind of queue will it make of abandoned single women, this is a profitable business, and you keep refusing, raya, what a profitable business, my the girl fell for

vacation, he will meet someone 100 more times, but you need it, well, that means it’s not fate, no, vasya men don’t lie on the road, and since you’ve come across one, you need to take him drag it into your bunk, but what should i do, no, it’s not mine, i need time, but my dear, he’s cute, he gave me perfume yesterday, okay, how do you like it, listen, it’s just generally rubbish, he has good taste, yes, he'll sweep away his territory just like a skunk, vaska, he's on the hook, we need to hook him, oh well, well, we need to teach you everything, vasya, hello, hello, i'm not late, but if you remember, you promised to introduce me to the work of the client department? and hello, well, settle down, oh, i have someone hanging on the line, i’ll go, you, will you have some pies and tea? no, thank you very much, let’s get straight to the point, vine, and i’m asking you for some documents, that these are documents for obtaining a license, so why? i sent you applications and complaints, but i never received an answer, well why, an official answer was sent to you that we are responsible for the qual

my name is vasya. vladimir. , at the entrance, i was met by a charming, sweet-hearted black and gray pig. this is yours, ours, there is no one here except ours. pig, pirate. well, show me? well, let's go get started. but, well, the morning begins with feeding and hatching. well, we'll do the rest as we go. the case shows that first of all we feed, yes, first of all we feed, provide water, hay, take them out to you, and there is some kind of horse canteen where this happens, this everything happens in their stalls, yeah, we bring it, we distribute it, well, now i’ll show you everything, well, as i expected, we immediately took it right off the bat, my name is vasya, i understand, it’s written as popeye, like that. like in a typical women's bathroom, lotions, conditioners, care products, with masaite, and here is a real pharmacy, and this is at first glance, if you forget that we are in a stable, but you can imagine that this is some kind of adult playroom, filming pavilion 50 shades of gray, the excursion was edu

oh, yes, vasya, we will try to formulate, let’s say that we have selected all possible words here, maybee will succeed, national academic bolshoi theater, opera and ballet, of the republic of belarus, thank you very much for such a detailed, complete 100% answer, this the correct answer, but we would also accept the bolshoi theater option. belarus, if this answer option were voiced. 10 questions of the third round are over and no matter how much some of you would like to, some people may not have wanted to, but it’s time to sum up the results and understand who the two are who are going to our final fourth round, who are the ones we are saying to today, goodbye, attention to the screen, olla-la, we have a draw again . with fedor everything is more or less clear, fedor, you are guaranteed to get into the fourth round. but we will have to compete for the only remaining second ticket to the fourth round, and here our esteemed computer will help us, which will now very quickly count and check which of the applicants answered the questions faster, which turns out to be faster, he goes to the

vasya! offended you, it's scary, for the rest of your life, we need to talk about this to you, why not, i understand, it happens, of course, well, people got married, then suddenly there was misfortune, well, it’s a fate to endure for the rest of your life, but you, you, why do you care? i got an apartment, i’m waiting for you, i’m ready to give my life for you, so i’m ready, vasya, for him, well, that’s just crazy. well, what did he do to deserve it? i don’t demand an answer from you, i will do everything you want, everything you need, just don’t ruin yourself, you need a stroller, what? a wheelchair so that he can drive himself, he’s lying down, because he’s getting weaker, a wheelchair. we’ll come up with something with the stroller, you’re in charge, decide, what are you doing, vasya, how can i now from here, it seems to me that this is not a sin, because this is love, the great vera vasilyeva , already at 25, had two stalin prizes, a girl with dimples. adored in the ussr, she turned int

hello, vasya. hello guys, wish each other a round of applause.s very minute, in the staff room, next to your teachers, is my colleague yulia pertsova. julia, hello, report on the situation. vasya, hello, i report that everything is fine and i welcome everyone to our kingdom of knowledge. can you imagine that one of your students will soon become a king or queen? are you going through 12 multiple choice questions, yes. or not, of which only one is correct, the choice must be made in 7 seconds, each correct answer brings the participant one point, the eight players with the most points advance to the second round. first question of the first round: is it true that the last open the continent was antarctica. time! of course, the expedition to antarctica, maybe you remember, those two, well, perhaps the most, it was difficult to swim there, prohar, please tell me, i’m not asking for an exact date, although if you remember, great, but at least in what this happened in the nineteenth century, i think? what did we give you? i don’t know, the picture tha

, he is, vasya. got involved, unfortunately, got married to a city committee member, which is neitheren to him more, and i listened, i see him like... he needs to drink some compote, he begins to feel sorry for himself, he unties his stump, looks at her, cries, so he i feel sorry for myself, i say, why are you looking at this stump, he needs a grandmother to forget, compote, so as not to remember, somehow he hasn’t forgotten you, and this is when i went to negotiate with you, fighting, he says, it’s clear that he feels sorry for himself, the bastard, but shut up will suit me, what was good in my life, vanka, yes, he’s good-looking, he’s good, but you can’t get a kind word from him, and money doesn’t stick to him, i ’d save up half my life for tv with him, don’t make excuses, what else are you saying, the prosecutor is making excuses, i... and i am, i say, then the doctor, also a silversmith, money on an old vase, and that one i crowed, waste paper to the skies, but he didn’t go into his pocket for a word, in this... i’m skilled in whatever he doesn’t name, uh-huh, he just ran away , t

vasya, let's start the third round.est reaction gets the right to answer. a correct answer earns him three points. in case of an error and the right to respond passes to other participants. the two players with the most points advance to the fourth round. the first question of the third round is a video question, and it will be asked to you by svetlana silich, the boss. well, what gave you this idea? his face, his appearance, is similar to his portrait, which was given to us in the textbook on the history of belarus for the fourth grade. let's find out the correct answer. attention to the screen. at such moments his eyes lit up, he knew how to captivate listeners with his speech. this man was adam. maria, you were absolutely right, this is adam mickiewicz. second question: with the letter z in the middle, cutlery, with the letter d - a small vessel for swimming. tell me both words. dmitry, spoon and boat. and it's true a spoon and a boat, there is no other option. this is the correct answer. third question - this is a q

hello, vasya.ish you a good mood. interesting game, quick correct answers, good luck to all participants. good afternoon, guys, we are glad to welcome you to our playground. and before we start playing, before i start asking questions, and you, nervously answering them, i invite you to support each other with applause. right now in the staff room, together with your teachers, my colleague is here. yulia pertsova, yulia, hello to you, how is the situation there, how is the mood, tell me, vasya, hello, everyone is in a great mood, we are all waiting for the game to start, guys, good luck to everyone, make this the best game, vasya, let's start the first round . we are starting the first round, but first let's get acquainted with its rules: in the first round, players are asked 12 questions with possible answers, yes or no, of which only one is correct, the choice must be made in 7 seconds. i answered yes, because it seems to me that it is the word is written correctly, or rather the transcription, th

busy, let your master install everything, and i ’ll come back and figure it out somehow, how is it, vasya coming now, bone, don’t you see, i have a visitor, and by the way, we’re going to... the object is in a hurry , yes, by the way, i ’ve been waiting since the morning for you to get ready to study work with the system, you know, fortunately , i grasp everything very quickly, let your master teach others for now, and i’ll come back and somehow figure it out myself, uh-huh, uh-huh, i see you can’t stand him either, that’s it like, i was constantly trying to tell him. it all depends on what model, model of what? toilet model, is there any fundamental difference? but what about, for example, there are plate-shaped ones, what kind? well , plate-shaped ones, where the water seems to drain from a plate, yes, but there are, by the way, visor ones, they were still used in soviet times they called them finnish, you know, they have a flush, like this one, it all goes down the funnel, but boys, i’m unlikely to do a report about the toilet, what are you, what are you, it’s so interesting, the toile

vasya, let's start the first round.first let's get acquainted with its rules. in the first round, players are asked 12 questions with options. yes or no answers, of which only one is correct, the choice must be made in 7 seconds, each correct answer brings the participant one point, the eight players with the most points advance to the second round. first question of the first round, pay attention to the screen: is the transcription of the word written correctly? time, wrong because? maybe you remember? i don't remember. this is an apostrophe. the comma is always placed at the bottom; the comma is a punctuation mark. well, pronounce this word as you would use it him in life? term, term? the correct answer to our question is: no, the correct term is soft. second question: is it true that homer’s poem the iliad describes the events of the pelopanesian war? time: the events of the pepan war, in my opinion, are described in homer’s odyssey. victor: homer's iliad comes from the word iliekhon. which translates as troy, the tr

, yes, that’s right, vasya, he works in the metro, vasya works in the metro, and who is he ?d me to find him a trip, for them. yes, for him and, i don’t know, i don’t know anything that you don’t know, well, for them, for him and his girlfriend, and for the girl, and you have her data, there is a copy of her foreign passport, here, here, uh-huh, take it, uh-huh, by whom, by whom? works as a foreman on the blue line, but i didn’t understand, i said something funny, i’m sorry, brother, it’s a nervous little thing, he’s really a foreman, just not for tunnelers, linemen and all that stuff, he keeps a gang of scavengers, a thief, in short, that's right, our client and... look for him at the metro, they've just started scratching, we'll go, and you 'll ring for them to whistle, where is he? listen, why are you here? now you’ll understand, vyarunchik, in 5 minutes i’ll be ready for the second run, a little bit of good stuff, tomorrow you’ll solve tanka’s problem, there’ll be a second run, i don’t understand who you are, your father locks you. you're vera, i'm oh, here's the first co

my name is vasya chekhov.i'm julia pertsova, i think that in addition to knowledge, what is important for our participants is: attitude, concentration , and the ability to pull themselves together at the most necessary moment. andrey tirenya, secondary school number two in the city of stolbtsy, an excellent student, winner of the olympiad in academic subjects in a creative competition, a young football player, and his class teacher, mathematics teacher, grozhina gennadievna kireeva. maria sachevka, secondary school number 5 in pruzhany, never gives up, positive, inquisitive and conscientious. and the class teacher, german language teacher, tatyana alekseevna pustozvonova. ladygin, secondary school number 14 in the city of mozyr. his motto in life: don’t stress, just be happy. and teacher psychologist yulia aleksandrovna zelimova. mikhail lukashkov. gymnasium number 56 of the city of gomel named after vishnevsky, smart, mischievous and inquisitive. and mathematics teacher alexander alexandrovich gavrilyuk. bogd

yes, vasya, hello, everything is fine with us, we have an unexpected offer for to the producer, maybe the opportunity to call the teacher, yes, no, no, well, that’s what i’m saying. “we did everything we could, guys, you will succeed on your own, vasya, let’s get started, we are starting the first round, but for now let’s get acquainted with its rules: in the first round , players are asked 12 questions with possible answers yes or not, of which only one is correct, the choice must be made in 7 seconds, each correct answer brings the participant one point, the eight players with the most points pass to the second round. the first question of the first round: is it true that pearl barley got its name from the pearl color of zerin. time! per is a gem, why not? nikita? i think it came from an english word, perhaps, so i answered yes, but what does this word mean? it means eye or eye, but this is not certain, ah is an eye. sofia, well, it seems to me that if pearl barley is white and pearls are also, well, white, then it would be more logical to answer yes. pearl barley is obtained by pee

hello, vasya.lo guys, today i wish you only positive emotions, interesting questions, quick and correct. good luck to all participants. hello guys, we are glad to welcome you to our playground. and before the game begins, before i start asking you questions, and i hope you answer them correctly, i invite you to support each other with applause. right now, at this very moment, in the staff room, next to your teachers, is my colleague, yulia pertsova. julia, hello, report the situation to you, vasya, hello, i’m reporting, everything is fine and i welcome everyone to our kingdom of knowledge, can you imagine that soon one of your students will become a king or queen? are you worried? yes, of course, i understand you, a real battle of wits awaits us ahead, so guys, it's now or never, that's the attitude. good luck to everyone, vasya, start the first round. we are starting the first round, but for now let's get acquainted with its rules. in the first round, players are asked 12 yes or no questions, of w

vasya, stop feeling sorry for yourself there, put your hands in your feet, or rather your feet in youroh you, in, give me another little bacon, or at least take all of it, thank you, andrey, how can you , you’re a doctor, it ’s all cholesterol, at your age it’s time to keep an eye on it, i’m at an excellent age, marin, and today i’ll cook roast in pots for dinner, my beloved vasyanya, listen, by the way, she hasn’t stopped by for a long time, you i need to go see her and find out. how is she doing, i was at her work yesterday, everything is fine with her, but at mikhail’s house it’s not a problem, oh, ordered again, cook your cholesterol miracle in a pot, but for there to be fish too, there must be variety on the table, andrey, you’ve finished eating, nina, clear it from the table, it’s just the smell, it’s bad, oh, well, barnya, well, barnya, it’s bad, it smells great, the pig was fat, good, healthy, you ’ll be there again, right? yes, oh, hello, ivan nikolaevich, it’s good that you came, come in, sign the applications, otherwise the deadlines are running out. has vasilisa mikhailovna

vasya already went to fight on the 25th. that children do not fight, so that grandchildren do not fight, so that the land is free. he's got a coat of arms in front of him. during the invasion, both my father and mother died from covid, he had three children, he was the person who kept us all afloat, if you wanted to, he could have been... be mine, my child, only 43 years old , there was, but he was a person who held everyone with his, not just optimism, but his belief that we will definitely win, by his belief that ukraine will always be, he was a very good commander, everyone can tell about him, he always went into battle with his men, he did not send them and did not wait in place for them to return, he went to retrieve the bodies of ... brothers, in the winter he wrote about it on his pages, we really, he could not go, he has three children, a minor, and he could find and injury , he only they had a little respite, before the last rotation, and he could have stayed, but he couldn't, because he had a responsibility, it was

vasya, you can do without if, do something something. okay, now. yes. no, there is no password.orn scenes, looks for photos of the victims, then edits the body of his mistress in photoshop and the faces of the victims starts shaking their money, like this, blackmails the victims so that the photos don’t get to their husbands, relatives, if you understand photomontage, you can immediately see what this is photomontage, yes, but if... the photographs are posted on the internet for free access, who will understand it? well, yes, it’s logical, can you find these women? yes , easily, if these are photos from social networks, then i can copy the photos to the computer and paste them like that them in the search engine, here you go, all three inga lisova, ekaterina simonova, galina dimidova, all three are married, very good, vasya, that’s when he’s great, then he’s great, just a genius, oh well, print out the photographs, yeah, the data of these women and. .. urgently to our office, i understand, okay, woman, excuse me, please give me the bag, please give me the bag, give me the bag, t

vasya, vasily, vasya, vasya, oh, matroskin, it was found, dear, why are you scaring us so much, matroskinl, i probably need to go, but stand, come on, wait, what, what give me lantern, why, give me, oh, yes, everything is fine, but i don’t think so, the basement is dirty, the wound needs to be treated. "get in the car, no objections , be careful, don't trip, ugh, oh, oh, listen, no, no, no, no, i can't believe it, has it really been 10 years and you still haven't thrown it away, huh, yes, nothing has changed, cats, tell me honestly, have you ever cleaned here?” now, being rude to your doctor is a very bad idea, we undress, one, two, three, well , i’ve already injected this stupid serum of mine, what are you waiting for, i’m waiting for gratitude, that’s it, tetanus you are no longer in danger, and your leg will heal before the wedding. we are traveling on expeditions in the depths of our country, hello, as soon as it’s close, we’ll be glad to welcome you. what happened many times before in the past is the decline of ukraine, so as to follow the history and massacres. paselishcha vyadoma y

, vasya, listen, do you like it when i’m dressed down, huh?! twist, well, faster, faster, lord, my god, yes, what were you doing there with that car, you were assembling the screw, go to your place, armless, you are armless, start to creak. well, i went, why are you still dragging, who are you, i’m not pulling, everything is fine, you’re pulling, you’re pulling, what are you, maybe you should push me, don’t, don’t, iza, please, i’ll do everything myself, you do everything you'll ruin it, i remember the furniture is called christina, i'll do it all myself. look at me eyes, well, what, how do famous artists confess their love to their other halves, we’ll talk about this in our studio, it was some kind of impulse, the first one confessed her love, told him that i love him, and he was so stuck on for a while he asked me why? brought me a journalist who was supposed to interview me, that was 58 years ago, i still do, sasha, how you confessed your love, it was disgusting, it seems to me, girls, i say, let's argue, that's what here i am one month old

is now suffering, he’s passing, a friend knocks on the door, vasya comes in, they ask him: how did he the fifth one was broken off. boy, the boy’s father has a good upbringing, i haven’t even seen this program, such izmailov, i think, but he is an avid fisherman like you, unfortunately, no, well, he’s kind of. in other areas, but i think that you have never seen the next video either, 22 years ago, together with your son , you told andrei malakhov in the big laundry program about your passion for fishing, attention, our next hero claims that he was born not only with a fishing rod in his hands, but he also takes a fishing rod with him on tour, meet the funniest, most passionate fisherman of our stage, igor khristenko, and... just a minute, you ask, ask me, no, you, are you sure that you will catch, well, i’ll catch something, the watch is there, nothing, it’s special hours, but for fishermen, well, while fishing, you need to be silent, you probably can’t do it, while fishing, i’m a scary person, i’m me. when i go fishing, it’s like this in my head, a bright, dazzling taste and complet

vasya, can you pull it out for me? from the bass, everything is on this orekhov.s in our passwords today? samara, samara, now, hello, girl, hello, from samara, captain rydanov is bothering you, yes, do me a favor, give us a call, little man, i’m dictating. eh, gruzdev, ignat ivanovich, leningrad, 55 years old, yes, everything from the piece of paper, yeah, i understand, thank you very much, thank you, goodbye, well, sub says that gruzdeev has checked out of this apartment and left abroad for permanent residence. yes, this is apparently already a dead end, but we are still twitching that the bonuses , in my opinion, are a month, i am alone. thank you, no, it’s better that you come to us in st. petersburg, otherwise it’s too cold in yakutsk, that’s all for now, well, no one knows anything about orikhovo in yakutia, only what they have registered, and yes, allow me, in general, in the old bases, orekhov passes as a member of danirvanov’s group, yeah, arvanovo was torn up about 10 years ago, he has the most impressive monument in the northern cemetery, “i want your co