sell the vatican, feed the world. >> sell the vatican? not everybody is laughing.ait until you hear what the catholic league had to say. >>> time to roll out the "showbiz" news ticker. more stories from the "showbiz" news ticker making news right now. >>> did you see this? sarah silverman stirring up big controversy. the vault scan. take a look. >> think about it. we need a hero. who is more primed to be our hero nan the pope? she is literally a caped crusader. this is great. sell the vatican. take a big chunk of money. build a gorgeous condo for you and your people to live in. with the money left over? feed the wheel [ bleep ] world. phil donahue says this is filthy and says it would never be allowed if the target were the chief rah buy. >>> so with paula abdul out at american idle, will there be a deficit of cooky? this was a hot topic on "the view." >> you will have to be the cooky one. >> no she doesn't. >> that is easy. >> that's why -- >> who will be the crazy one? >> ellen? very she is not cooky. >> you cannot be cooky and informed. i am cooky at times but i

and then it hit me -- sell is vatican, feed the world. >> sell the vatican? guess what?verybody's laughing. wait until you hear what the catholic league had to say today about sarah's new stunt. this is "showbiz tonight" on hln. >> time to roll out the "showbiz" news ticker. more stories from the "showbiz tonight" newsroom making news right now -- they said it would never last. but it's been two months, and you're still going strong. glade lasting impressions. two fragrances alternate to keep things... fresh and exciting day after day. - and not just for 30 days. - ( inhales deeply, sighs ) but for 60. it's the longest-lasting plugins ever. get freshness that won't fade away for 60 days. ahhh! with plugins lasting impressions. and yes, it's glade. s.c. johnson, a family company. >>> i'm really sorry i yelled at him. scared the heck out of us. >> all right. it's a story everyone's talking about. you know you're talking about it. the boy thought to be trapped in that runaway balloon right there. he's fine now but there are a lot of questions about what really happened. wha

. >> we used to call that vatican roulette in my day. but the french must be having a field day with all its scandals, he's not even a politician, it's such a big deal. how do you think his wife is handling it? what do you think about that. >> i think it's a long day. that monologue was really, that's the moment, it's like you can go through as a comic, all forms of -- then you get in front of that audience and then i can breathe again, then it's right back into the tank. >> i don't want to be there. >> oh, boy. >> do you think that he'll lose any of his female audience? it turns out that he has 58% female audience, letterman, did you know that? somebody gave that statistic. i had no idea who that person was. >> i don't believe any of those statistics. do you believe when you're on tv that they really know how many people watch? they're lying. >> you think no. >> they make these numbers up. you think these boxes are real? i have met one neilson family in my entire life. >> yeah. >> one. >> really? >> 61 years on the planet, would think i

. >>> the vatican has announced it's going to allow disgruntled angela kans to convert to catholicismme-sex unions and female clergy. it's divided the angela began church. it will allow converts to keep aspects of angela kin churches. it allow entire congregations. >>> a 15-year-old new york boy is at a psychiatric hospital for allegedly planning to attack his former high school. investigators found gasoline and fuss and he had been trying to buy an rifle. police say his parents had no idea it was going on, the part other parents can relate to. >> sometimes we just as parents really don't know what's going on in that child's room, unfortunately. >> he must be very troubled. >> police say that the boy admitted being angry with kids at the school because he had been bullied. they say he was planning the attack for april 20th, the same day as the columbine killings in 1999. >>> wait until you see video of a man who nearly got pan kaeked by a bus in rush russia. the man was walking across the street, then has to sprint for his life. the bus barely missed him. it did hit about 14 more cars

thousands attended a special mass at the vatican.rming a miracle is a requirement for sainthood. >>> the house next door to president obama is for sale. in just three weeks, they had 75,000 hits on the realtors website and worldwide inquires including from a saudi prince. the owner tells cnn's alina cho why he's selling. >> it's expensive to live here. and then there's this thing, the realtors are calling the obama factor. >> beautiful, beautiful home. a little bit of a fixer upper. >> fixer upper. the basement is a disaster. >> you're an honest man. >> well, i think i'm selling location and not my basement so i can afford to be honest. >> just to look at that house, you need at least 1.5 million bucks in the bank. >>> couples whose marriages are on the rocks can get a second honeymoon for free. a state government in malaysia says that couples can spend two nights at the state's scenic island or beach resorts. one state official says they want to create models of families. couples who enroll in the program also have to get counseling

. >> we used to call that vatican roulette. the french must be having a field day. he is not a politician. it is such a big deal. how do you think his wife is handling it? >> i think it's a long day every day. >> he is scared. >> that monologue, that's the moment, it's like you can go through as a economic all forms of held and then you get in front of the audience and you can breathe again and then it is back. right into the tanker. >> i would not want to be there. do you think he will lose any of his female audience. he has 58% female audience. did you know that? someone handed me that statis c statistic. >> i tell you this, i don't believe any of those statistics. do you believe they really know how many people watch? they are lying. >> you think so? >> they make these numbers up. do you think that the boxes are real? i have met one neilson family in my entire life. 61 years on the planet you would think i would run into two. >> i have never met any neilson. only leslie neilson. >> and she happened to watch my show and it had no effect. >> leslie neilson is a man

pope benedict cannonized father damian and two other saints at a mass at the vatican today.ns have been campaigning for father damian's sainthood for years. he helped lepers and eventually died of leprosy himself. those are your headlines at this hour. >> can we call out the irony of his last name? anyway, let's check with rick reichmuth. >> don't believe everything you see in the movies. >> that's true. mike and i gave a look at each other. hey, rig, what's going on in the weather? >> we've got a chilly start to the morning and some fans out here from north carolina, right? >> yes. >> your names. >> charlotte, jan. >> and pam. you're not from north carolina? >> from queens. >> queens and north carolina, that's new york city. and take a look at your temperatures this morning, a cool start across much of the west again and the cold air is going to stick with you there and it's going to move towards the east and we are going to watch a big cooldown, the coldest so far this year and take a look at this picture, actually from aj burnett my buddy up in boston. he went out apple p