(cheers and applause) with vaxoduct, you won't just hit your goal weight, you'll hit your birth weight. (laughter) side effects include vapor bones labias corpus and mao tse-tung. (laughter) next up, reproductive health. as the fight over women's birth control continues, finally the's a birth control procedure that will allow men to be sluts, too. it's called vasil gel, it's highly effective and lasts for over ten years. that's long enough for sting to have sex twice. (laughter) and the procedure only last 15 minutes. while the man is totally awake, a doctor makes a small hole in the base of your scrotum, reaches in with a pair of forceps, pulls out your vase deference, then use thes a needle to inject the polymer gel which coats the walls of the vas deference that kills any sperm that passes through it, then they stitch you up and slap on a bag of frozen peas. (laughter) it's so effective that just describing the procedure makes most men lose interest in having sex according to a recent study of me just now. (laughter) (applause) and good news. it's completely reversible, but this tim