you know, you know it's got a creamy vegemite center. plus it makes no sense. the billby is a marsupial unlike rabbits, they don't lay eggs. and now, now i have got to go digging in its filthy pouch for my chocolate treats? they'll melt. besides, if you want to replace the easter bunny, you already have a native australian egg-laying mammal, the duck billed platypus. children will love the easter platypus. if they're good they get chocolate. and if they're bad he'll stab them in their neck with his venomous heel spike, just like santa. now folks, it's going to catch on. folks, it's officially the unofficial start of the 2012 general election. after a bruising republican primary season, the foreplay is over and like all republican foreplay, there was expensive, vindictive and ended with something pretty predictable. but now that mitt romney has the nomination pretty much nailed down, there's one question everyone's asking. who will romney pick as his running mate. for months names like marth martha-- marco rubbio and paul ryan have swirled through the rumor mill