i mean, he is a venezuelaan, he is hugo chavez.ou didn't know that. >> stephen: i did not know that. >> williams is from venezuela. >> stephen: their entire programming is so unamerican. deal or no deal, pick a side. >> right, you got, you are really wising up, colbert. >> stephen: i wise up because i sit at the foot of 9 master. instruct me. have you ever tried going undercover as a secular progressive infiltrating, because i think if you went undercover as a secular progressive -- (laughter) >> stephen: okay, this would play in san francisco, okay. >> absolutely. >> stephen: you could get a job. >> more than a job. >> stephen: on pelosi's staff. >> i could be elected mayor of san francisco looking like that. >> stephen: would you sign this for me? >> no. >> stephen: all right. maybe later? >> got it. >> stephen: who has got the best parking space over at fox, you or hannity? >> hannity has a really good parking space. >> stephen: he does? >> yeah. >> stephen: did you take him in a fight. >> i don't want to fight. we're irish guys