or you're up against paw lentee, he's a-- pawlenty, he's a grandi, you're a venti. then it hit me, i couldn't figure it out, folks, but then hit me. i know where huckabee is not running are. you see, four years ago i put this guy on the map. >> the only reason that i'm the front-runner now is because of the cole bert bump-- colbert bump. >> stephen: i made mike huckabee. yes, i made mike huckabee. admittedly a bit of a rush job. that's why he came out so lumpy. (laughter) >> stephen: but folks, what does stephen give us, the colbert take away. on march of this year i put mike huckabee on notice and at that moment huckabee knew it was huckaover. (laughter) >> stephen: because no one on my unnoticed board has ever been elected president. not jane fonda. not even flavor crystals. nobody. anyway, now he's gone. faster than a gop candidate gets a fox news show. and at the end of his show, he got a very special message from a fellow person on tv. >> mike huckabee is not going to be running for president. but a lot of people are very happy that he will not be running are.

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. >> iced venti next time. we'll see if that happens. 80 in san francisco, hot also at the coastline. not only for those of you inland. winds northwest at 14, and it's all about that northwesterly wind. if we didn't have that northwesterly wind, temperatures would be cooler. it helps to drive this warm air. right now, 88 in santa rosa, 86 livermore, 86 san jose and sunnyvale 92. also called in from steve hall in the south bay, south san jose with 91 degrees. kimberly in santa rosa with 86 and also jonah in salinas with 85 degrees. all around, temperatures in the 80s, really didn't matter whether you're at the coast or inland. the last time it was this hot, seven months ago, where we did have temperatures in the upper 80s in the east bay. our last 80-degree day was back on april the 1st. meanwhile tonight, clear and mild. for thursday, more 80s inland. those of you on the coastline we'll cool things off and also some weekend changes. so really enjoy this heat while we have it, because here's the thing. we have t

a win over the last night but basso will clench a third consecutive league title if they beat live venti on wednesday hold a five point lead at the top form reale and have three games left the place and even before real kicked off last night past the pep guardiola said he was just concentrating on the base of events. first we need to win the league and dissipating things tells us lessons we can do neither is very serious let's not even see supreme themes as we can't control the outcome of madrid versus sort of a school so it is best to concentrate on how we can observe people in monday. meanwhile here in russia tear skaar have an opportunity to avenge their one nil league defeat to moscow rivals bar tack as they get to the stadium in the semifinals of the russian cup on wednesday but at the top and remains in caretaker charge of he conceded two late goals in saturday's two one's home defeat prompting carter to say. something between i can be guarded on the surface of this place to be one in three games and in the other semifinal. unpredictable rostral for twelfth in the league but they'r

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