captioned by video caption corporation www.vicaps.com woman: ben! ben, have you seen my keys? keys, keys, keys, key-- ohh. for god's sake! ben and karen! no bin bag. brilliant. ( kids shouting ) ben and karen, are you getting ready? we've missed the walking bus! again. gonna have to take the car! shoes, teeth and hair! why can't people just leave-- what are you doing with daddy's computer? i'm taking it to show-and-tell. no, you're not. show-and-tell's on friday, and today's tuesday, so... but they changed it. no, they haven't-- have they? yeah. when did they change it? last wednesday. who changed it? man: problems on the district line! let go. we're gonna put it back. but i really want to take it. no, you can't take it. people take pets! come outside and put-- ben, come on, look-- can i take this for history week? no, you can't take it. ( static ) turn it off. turn it off. ben, you're just doing my head in now. go and get your shoes. nothing between here and tower hill! what is it this time? the wrong sort of trains? "staff shortages." how can that be? every kid wants to be a

. ♪ captioned by video caption corporation www.vicaps.com dad, what's all this about you being a racisti honestly don't think that he found it offensive. don't talk to any journalists, under any circumstances. you're just going to drop in and say "hello, goodbye," and then run away again, as per usual. i'm staying with dad. angela! angela, where are you? i can help him beat this thing. sue: there's no reason he should be bullied. there's no reason why i was bullied. ben, you must not lie. he told his teacher i died in iraq. stranger! stranger! ben! i'm not called ben! ( shouting ) come on ben, get up. he didn't even touch you. get up! come on, it's a team game. ben! you're, uh, ben's dad? hi, i'm rory's dad, steve. hi. pete. ben was round our place on sunday. he's, uh, quite a kid, isn't he? yeah... he's, uh, quite a kid. told us all about you. did he? oh, yes. he's, uh, obviously very proud. so tell me, what's gordon brown really like? let's play karaoke! ♪ i'm feelin' lucky ( laughing ) alexa, you'd best pack up your things now, because your mummy rang, and she said she's going to be