uh, this is my friend vincent delpino. he's a college student with a great interest in egyptology. mr. delpino... it's good to see you taking an interest in academic matters. so nice to meet a future colleague. an honor. a delight. you know, for a dead guy, he's surprisingly fragrant. they used aromatic herbs to embalm the body. i bet you're just dying to touch it. oh, yeah. i'm nuts to do it. go on, feel free. through the bandages. oh, g-great. i was hoping to really feel the skull. isn't that something? oh, yeah. nice eye sockets. they didn't remove the eyeballs. of course, over time they've decayed quite a bit. have been very informative. we've learned that it's a male, probably in his late teens to early 20s. see the wisdom teeth? oh, yes. quite lovely. we also have a fairly good idea of how he died. look at this skull. notice anything? there's a hole in it. good. now what could that mean? well... h a rock-- no, with an ancient hammer. i can picture him coming out of work after a long day at the pyramid, about to meet his illicit lover. just as he falls into her arms--wham! hit

vincent delpino. nice to meet you. the digits are primed and ready to roll. nothing but 7s. come, my sweet. the gaming tables await. did you get a load of her? oh, she's great. you didn't let me finish. i mean great, like, in a horrible way. oh! men. we can split up now. play whatever game you like, and i'll do the same. i like blackjack. me, too. let's go. [spaulding] no more bets. we have a winner--18 red. congratulations, vinnie. let it ride. o.k. place your bets for the next spin. 23 red. vinnie, you are hot. dr. canfield, you're like a good luck charm. here. i want you hanging with me. - [doogie] yeah! - oh! my god! let it ride. let it ride. o.k. the man says... [cheering] oh, i just love your earring. thank you. i think i saw it at brindle's. you shop at brindle's? my mom works there, so i get to use her employee discount. you are so lucky. my mother's just a lawyer. you could work there, too. you got a great fashion sense. i love the way you put things together. ah. i love that. oh. 11! a big one. i hope i've got enough for the mexican cruise. hey, where you going? to

but, uh, no one could bring out the child in you like vincent delpino, and in retrospect, he was a godsend. and if you ever tell him i said that, it's not that big. it looks that big from here. you're exaggerating it. he doesn't even look human. i'm not as talented as you are, wanda. you've spent 20 minutes working on that nose. janine, this is art. it's a balance of form and texture. i'm looking at a naked man. you wanted to take a life drawing class. i just wanted a look, not stand across from him for 35 minutes. how you girls getting on? that's very good, wanda. although, i think you've been a little overly generous

an academician--" ooh, good word-- "who goes by the book "and will carry on the proven ways, "vincent delpino is not your man. "but if you want someone "who challenges barriers, pushes the limits, he's definitely your man." i'm misting up here, doog. i believe those words 100%. that's why i wrote them. they're going on my tombstone, i'll tell you that. doogie, there's something i have to cop to here. when you talked about our friendship, well, i started thinking about it, too. so i decided to shove aside my selfish interest in the big apple. to n.y.u. so we can still hang out together. our friendship is keeping you here? that's right, doog. you're my best friend. i need you, and i knew you'd miss me. so you're staying here just for me? yeah. gosh, vin, i'm touched. how can i make this up to you? i'll say your grandmother moved to florida. your mom told my mom. you know, the delpinos have big mouths. yes, and you're a delpino through and through. yeah, yeah, yeah. good night.