i know-- valerie. ( sobbing ) salem, you know, vincent van gogh was a great artist really? what a loser. ( doorbell ringing ) hmm, wonder who that is? ooh, maybe it's brock. who is it? man: delivery for spellman. "rest in peace"? "deepest sympathy"? "say hi to god for me"? just be glad you didn't get our biggest seller-- "good riddance." did you know you're in the newspaper? really? where? the obituary page. have you died and not told me? either the afterlife is a disappointment of enormous proportions or somebody owes me an explanation. salem? look, everyone knows a painter's paintings get more valuable after he dies. i'm just speeding up the process. i'm referred to as your "longtime companion." but everyone is going to think that i'm dead. what's the big deal? you don't leave the house that much anyway. so this is how it ends. least the spell can't get any worse. sabrina, you're not going to believe this. i have magical powers. watch. the phrase "spiraling out of control" comes to mind. oh, don't worry. i promise to use them responsibly. i'd never do anything frivolous w