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. ♪ ♪ la vita ruffino. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." electoral votes up for grabs, and it seems like just as many candidates trying to get them. but with all this choice, some voters are having a hard time narrowing it down. >> the problem right now is there were just too many candidates and the field is so wide. >> so i know some folks who are really not committing to anybody right now because they feel like there are so many candidates. >> are you waiting for one to say something where you're, like, that's it? >> yeah, i guess i am. ou have it narrowed down to a couple you like or are you just wide open? >> i don't know. >> trevor: oh, they're so coy, i don't know! ( laughter ) but this is a really good question, how do you decide which candidate has your vote, go by policy, charisma, who has the best abs? if only there was a service that could match you to your ideal candidate without you having to do all the work. luckily we at "the daily show" found one. >> i've always been curious about what candidate to vote for. how am i toads s

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