i have been checking my voicemail. it was less than what we had actually expected and less than what the international community should do. 18 weeks and we still pay the price of the security council. perhaps the only thing that can fix syria is the feline that can fix anything. what say you? >> what are you doing? watch out. go away. >> is this your kitten? >> shut up. ever since triple-a cut back on their employees, they are sending out these lame kittens. >> they took it away. >> the car nofs and bye-bye mechanic cat. they are preparing a new 70 sanctions against syria. do we have good examples? >> the problem is syria is we shot our wad with libya. >> wow. >> i'm sorry. >> that's a "red eye" first. there is nothing -- what is he going to do? look at qaddafi. we said we would get qaddafi. qaddafi is having a blast. he is lawrence of arabia. >> is this calling for mill ter intervention? >> we don't have any military to intervene with. with syria, the problem is it is not in our interest to keep syria there. that does

the files suggest reporters and top editors at news of the world approved of the interception of voicemails. the revelations contradict claims the murdochs had been kept in the dock by subordinates about the hacking. >>> a crew of brazen thieves used their getaway car to execute an atm heist early monday morning. the suspects gained entry by launching their truck into a gas station storefront. they struggled with the approximately 500-pound machine but eventually managed to escape with it. no arrests have been made. >>> a traffic stop in texas has left one driver with the burden of answering some questions. valued at close to half a million bucks. police discovered rolls of money stuffed in a propane tank and television after a k-9 alerted officers to the stash. charges against the driver are pending. >>> a pair of siblings dangling 90 feet in the air became the biggest attraction at an iowa fair monday. unfortunately, this was no act. the brother and sister were left suspended in the air on a malfunctioning ride. after two hours, emergency crews used a crane to pull both from the ride. onc

director appeared on air he started getting death threats when he returned home after the interview his voicemail was full of hateful messages and he was quoted on the american atheist blog saying that you can always tell when somebody from the group is on fox news because in inbox explodes with hate e-mail and over the fox news facebook page irate questions didn't like the interview either they left behind some really blistering comments and american atheists decided to grab a few screenshots of those comments so we're going to be nice we're in a blur out the names and the faces of the people who left the messages and also do you know these messages had a lot of spelling errors so we're not correcting those now one guy wrote i say kill them all and let them see for themselves that there is a god to people like that comment that another woman posted here's my solution kill the group just kidding you figure it out i'm so sick of people that pick and choose when they want to truly be american they can go to hell oh wait they will they can just feel the christian love coming from that lady now anoth

to leave a voicemail call 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report from andy levy. he wears a wig and he highlights it. weird. weird guy. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored bayou caw laily. the stringed instrument associated with hawaii an music. >>> welcome back. for that we go to tv's andy levy. we have a present for you. >> what? >> have i to see it again. -- i have to see it again, maybe toward the end of half time. i need to see it again. >> you people and your stupid cats. >> if you ever get tired of looking at that, you are not human that better be cued up. >> it is out of my hands. >> anytime we ask a question, howking is that? it will get so big. that has to come up every time. >> qaddafi hearts, sherrod you said maybe qaddafi likes women of power. he did say he admires the way she liens back and gives ordersto the arab leaders. i think that's a peek into what he likes in the bedroom. >> you have to pay extra for that usually. i know a girl. >> do you? >> yeah. she has the help of a girl. >> chris, you said dictators are weird guys. we are going to

do you have a e-mail 1234* leave a voicemail at 212-462-50. still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. i was having a problem saying report. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by boris the pig, the swine from uh strail jaw who already lost weight. thanks, forest the pick. >>> welcome back. let's see if we got anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy. hi, andy. >> hi, greg, how are you? >> great. >> the new dhs, if you see something, say something. i think you said tsa made the psa, instead of dhs made the psa? >> did i? >> i am not even sure. i am correcting you in case you made the mistake so people didn't say, andy, you missed one. >> wouldn't it be funny if you corrected a mistake that didn't happen so they could e-mail you and say, that didn't happen? >> that would be great. i am told by our audio person that it did in fact happen jie. you do know tony is a huh itual liar. >> tony is a great, great man. and i am not sure if it is fair to say it is a breeding ground for terrorists. and to make it clear she us

and to leave a voicemail on my direct line 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. sad, lonely man. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by peacock. he is distinguished by a crest of upright feathers often spread in a shimmering fan usually as a court ship display. thanks, peacock. >>> we go to tv's andy levy for the half time report. >> how are you? >> doing great. glad you asked. >> had a rough day, but won't get into it here. >> we will talk about it after the show. >> some certainly problems. >> understood. understood. >> not good ones. i thought we agreed we wouldn't talk about it here. >> we are not going to talk about it here. maybe we won't be around. >> anything else? >> nope. >> president obama's 50th birthday, you said of the president's birthday, fundraiser not surprisingly conservatives were bashing the bash. which is true. it is not surprising, but it is pretty lame. >> i put it in the manufactured outrage group. >> oh my god, a politician is fundraising? and h mitt romney said barack obama

leave a voicemail on 212-462-5050. still to come, maybe, we don't know. , the half time report from tv's andy levy. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by pals. the close level of friendship where one feels an attachment to another. thanks, pal. >>> let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. for that we go to tv's andy levy. hi, andy. >> i'm not talking to you. marines told to not audibly break wind in afghanistan. i want to thank the ace of spade for letting me use it in the pre game report. and this highlights our problem with the middle east. it is a good packy point. >> i think you are great, andy. you do a wonderful job. >> in traditional afghan culture, it is not the passing gas. the fart humor is the appreciated. a lot has to do with that which also makes me wonder. w45 the hell are we doing here in the first place? never mind. i was trying to maintain some kind of whatever you call that. >> it is like a shame culture. you are ashamed as opposed to laughing. >> so fart jokes, bad. cutting off the hea

and to leave a voicemail, and it doesn't have to be a land line. still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. >> he has a land line. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by snail racing. the fast-growing sport where monthly luivegs race from the center of a traffic to the peri. thanks, snail racing. >>> welcome back. let's find out if we have anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy. you are happy, i am happy. >> excellent. you said there is no way he will return to us, and my guess he will be. >> i don't think he will. he will be dead. i don't think he will return to scotland. he should go back to jail if anything. >> what i said by the way was for the record. off the record i think you are completely right. >> saying tv off the record doesn't mean it is off the record. >> yes. it means no one can quote me because i said off the record. you said greg cut you down as if you had no credibility. that's based on past performance. >> your hair looks nice. >> thanks. also, paul, you said our only source to let us know qaddafi

and to leave a voicemail on my direct line you will call 212-462-5050.ll to come, the half time report from andy levy. he deserves to get his butt kicked. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by the tango. the ballroom dance of latin american origin. thanks, tango. >>> welcome back. let's find out if we have anything wrong so far. let's go to andy levy. >> hi, greg, how are you? >> i'm good. just scribbling down some notes. >> good for you. >> libya. you said we should bring qaddafi and let people throw drinks at him, and that would be a win-win. >> right. how is that a win-win? >> sounds super fun. andy, have you ever been to a dunk tank at a carnival? >> it is a win. i don't think it is win for qaddafi. >> right. i was thinking for me. you are right. >> it is a win for you. it is a win-lose situation. >> win, lose or draw. >> that was the entire point of me bringing that up. >> a lot of people misuse the word win-win. >> what an importanty crimestopper. >> doing god's work, andy. >> we should be seizing the oil fields and it could very well be th

and to leave a voicemail on my direct line call 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. he is hideous. just hideous. >> it is where entertainers demonstrate a skill or ability to perform a particular job. thanks, addition. >>> welcome back. let's find find out if we have anything wrong so far. for that we go to tv's andy levy. >> how are you? >> great. >> obama signs debt crying extension. you said this bill doesn't do anything about the core problem which is the voter's assumption that everything can be free and cost nothing. are you saying they hope for two things, bread and circuss? >> i should have summed it up that way because that's what i meant. >> i don't like circuses because it is boring. >> hold on a second. >> yes. >> wandering the intellectual desert. >> and is the committee that is going to be set up, it is a blue ribbon panel? >> it is a super duper blue ribbon platinum coated. >> really? >> the top drawer. it is really the best. >> they are not going to wear capes. they are wearing dickies. >> we ar

to leave a voicemail call 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report from andy levy.us. ugly, ugly man. tonight is sponsored by blind date. the socialen dag -- the social engagement arranged by a mutual acquaintance. thanks, blind date. >>> welcome back. let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. how are you? >> good. i got a thing. >> what's wrong, andy? >> it is that time again where i think i will be tricked into buying yet another lenny kravitz album. >> we went through this before. you never feel good about yourself after you do it. >> but i always buy it because someone always says it gets a good review or this one is really good. and then i buy it and it has two or three songs and the rest suck. >> i had the same problem but with pumpernickle bread. >> what? >> i look at it, it looks good and i stake it home and don't like it. >> i'm the same. >> see, ya. i got back up here. >> not with lenny calf vits. not with lenny kravitz. >> rick perry, dana you said republicans were always thought to be dumb which, yes, is true. doesn't the stuff with perry go beyond

and leave a voicemail on greg's direct line. still to come, the half-time report. >> the half-time report is sponsored by furies. who often dress up and attend conventions. thanks, furies. >> welcome back. we go to mike baker. what's up, mike? >> hey. look at that, everybody on the screen at the same time. this is my favorite part of the show. what are the chances we got anything wrong? >> slim, i think. >> yeah. well, let's go to what the viewers are clamoring for, that would be the update chart on who got anything wrong. you will see from tonight's -- yeah, from tonight's episode that so far, p.a.b. is in the lead. yeah, i don't believe i. five errors? >> no incorrect statements. followed in second by adam. i am not just saying that because i want a signed copy of his book by the time the show ends. of course, we just devolve to bill who has only one correct statement. >> you know, i don't think you think -- i don't think you know what clamoring means. >> no. oartion, no. i have been getting tweeted constantly during the first

and to leave a voicemail, 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. i hate him. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by roommates, the individuals who share a room or living quarters together often referred to informally as roomies. thanks, roomies. >>> let's find out if we had anything wrong so far. let's go to tv's andy levy. you kind of scared me. >> i was just wondering if you would get my name right for once. >> i got it wrong because you popped up like a jack-n-ape. look it up. it is real. >> i i don't care. greg, you said you think standard and poors is two dudes? >> ya. >> it is not like franklin and bash. >> what isn't like franklin and bash. >> unfortunately, right? >> yeah. stan standard and poors was like franklin and bash we wouldn't be in this mess. we would be planting shirtless fooz ball. >> we would be putting the bro in broke. >> we would not be standard and rich. >> greg said, you are a business and then quickly said person. what were you afraid he was going to say? >> i don't know. >> i was going say a business genius. >> als

to leave a voicemail, 212-462-5050.till to come, the half time report. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by bob's snorkeling. people swim through the murky water with a diving mask and swim finishes. thanks, bob's snorkeling. >>> will come back. -- welcome back. let's see if we have anything wrong. let's go to andy levy. hi, andy, how are you? >> how are you greg? >> fine. hanging in there. >> good to hear. i have a lot of boring facts today. >> excellent. as if that is any different. >> well, they are actually facts. >> true. >> gore and the climate change , denial thing. margaret you said if you don't agree with us you are a racist. i agree and i do think democrats need 20* pick a crazy uncle and stick with him. i would pick biden because he is more fun. but gore wasn't saying climate change skeptics were racist. >> right. the inference in his desk job is he is likening them to -- likening racism to denial. it is morally equivalent. it is a moralliy equivalent argument. he is making it morally equivalent, tha

to leave a voicemail my direct line 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report for andy levy. he is a thee rear. -- there ree. >> the half time report is spoarnsed by male pole dancers. that group of men hoping to strip away the stigma of the pole and by building a stronger physique. thanks male pole dancers. >>> let's find out if we anything wrong and for that we go to tv's andy levy. >> i'm doing okay, man. >> is something bothering you? >> no, i don't know. well, actually, yeah. let's talk about your greg-alogue. >> i knew that was coming. i knew that was coming. can you tell me, andy, where does one start? >> there is nothing wrong with a 20-minute hammond organ solo not then, not now, not ever. >> i don't know. i remember that as a dark period in music. >> that i am. are you not going to defend yes either? >> i will take him over the ramones any day. >> the problem is they played at every hour on every fm station. >> they really did. >> for the latter half. >> the conversation does not appear to the demo. >> i disagree. y

to leave a voicemail 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. he will live forever. >> no he won't. >> in our hearts jie. maybe. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by bagettes. the loaf made from basic lean dough. thanks, bagettes. >>> let's find out if we got anything wrong. >> bob, second time you have been on the show. she stopped referring to me as "that guy." >> that guy andy who i said was very funny. when i saw you outside i was being very nice to you. >> and i appreciate it. >> and so don't jump on my case, man. >> greg, you mentioned the so-called anarchist who said this is the uprising of the working class. he also said, quote, in america you have the tea party. in england you have this. bob, as a huge tea party supporter, your thoughts? >> as i said, i think the tea party is a group of people that ought to be in a space machine and time machine and go back to where they belong. they call themselves patriots, but they are basically anarchists. >> andy, why did you ask him? >> look, these people -- first of all, the country does

to leave a voicemail call 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. he is a worthless pile of crap. >> tonight is sponsored by cranberry, the tart red berries used in jellies, reel relishes and beverages. thanks, cranberry. >>> welcome back. let's find out if we've got anything wrong so far. for that we go to tv's andy levy. what's up, andy? >> a little depressed. >> why? >> as you know i'm a night owl, stay up late, watch late night tv. when you do that you see a lot of commercials aimed at the elderly. i think i meet three of the four criteria to qualify for a power chair or scooter at little or no cost to me, greg. >> is this because of your birthday. >> it could be coincidental because it happened over the weekend. and i also need a bathtub safety rail. >> i don't need a bathtub safety rail, but i have one just in case. when you need one you will wish it is there. >> you need to attach the cuff to something. >> true. >> virginia lets people carry concealed weapons in bars and restaurants. matt, you said you are not a big gun advocate. why not? >>

o t do you have a comment on the show e-mail it.s and to leave a voicemail 212-462-5050. still to come, unfortunately,tuy the half time report from tv's andy levy. >>> tonight's half time report o is sponsored by bubbles. the thin spherical liquidal l inflated with gas.wi thanks, bubbles. >>> this is a fox news alert from new york. standard and poors has down graded the triple-a credit rating to double a plus for the first time ever. this in spite of a deal reached to increase the nation's debt limit. the down grade could raise the rates of credit cards, mortgages and car loans affecting millions of americans. s&p refused a last-minute request from the treasury department to delay the credit down grade. they responded by assert thrg was a $2 trillion error. house speaker john boehner issued a statement following the announcement saying, quote, this decision by s&p is the latest consequence of the out of the control spending that has taken place in washington for decades. and the house democratic lawyer saying, quote, tonight's announcement is yet another wake up call that

went to voicemail. >> hello, you have reached the home offices for brain dance, pampered chef and mayas. please leave a message and i will get back to you within the next few days. >> so when ron bigler talked to the mesa county sheriff's department, it was actually he who first called them. could they believe his story? well, said paige's friend, yes they could. >> she told me they were starting to get back together. she had been texting him. and she kind of told me, in a giggly school girl kind of way, maybe she felt really excited. >> would a man falling in love all over again want to harm paige? no, the sheriff decided probably not. he reached out and was providing information to our investigators about what they did on the day, and, where they were so he has been cooperative as well. >> i'm confident that the police know i had nothing to do with it. >> besides, paige had met ron a considerable distance from grand junction. now police went looking for any trace she may have left on the drive back. cell phone records, for example. it appeared there were some of those. >> from the ti

today the lady on my voicemail was like, "you have three new messages.et them yourself." [ laughter ] get them myself? >> steve: that just ruins it. >> jimmy: i want to see the manager now. >> steve: "we don't have managers." [ laughter ] use your old rotary dial phone, right? >> jimmy: did you guys hear about this? a 15-year-old girl just won the microsoft excel world championship. yep, microsoft was like, "word." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] "word." check this out. a man in the uk says that a rare plant in his garden ate a type of bird called a blue tit. [ laughter ] yeah, a blue tit. that doesn't sound like a bird. that sounds like something in the director's cut of "smurfs 3-d." [ laughter ] "we had to get the blue-ray because --" that's right, the plant ate a bird called a blue tit. not good. in fact, by the time they recovered the blue tit, it was a purple nurple. it was -- [ laughter ] a purple nurple. [ laughter ] we just lost our aaa status. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, right now? >> jimmy: we just lost it. >> steve: i just got it on the e

murdoch said if investors had any questions, they should contact him by leaving a message on their own voicemailhter ] "i'll check them -- i'll check them later. yeah." [ scattered applause ] did anyone see this? a new study found that using facebook too much can lead to psychological problems. which explains that new relationship status, "it's complicated because the magical unicorn said it was." [ laughter ] get this. the kardashian sisters are about to release their first novel. >> audience member: yeah! [ murmuring ] finally, yeah. [ laughter ] i don't want anyone to know i'm reading it so i'm just going to hide it behind another book, like snooki's novel. [ laughter ] pretty good. and finally, qantas airlines is now offering a documentary about sex as one of its in-flight movies. [ scattered cheers ] which explains why my flight attendant was like, "sir, would you like some nuts? [ laughter ] they're on channel 4." [ laughter ] we have a great show for tonight, you guys! give it up for the roots! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: whoa, whoa, whoa. we got a great show. great show tonight.

there are tools of packing into people voicemail and bribing the police. the latest evidence means that james murdoch will probably face another grilling by lawmakers. they sound angry and determined to keep investigating. >> we have removed from the exposure of the hacking scandal to the second things which is usually detailed that this is a cover-up and we want to get our facts lined up before we consider bringing james brought back. every member wanted to get to the bottom of this and that will probably take until october. >> this continues to and there's a lot of people the allegations include the former and the coast and who went on to work for the british prime minister they resigned in january but not before the people condemn the prime minister in his judgment for hiring him in the first place. stay with us, more news after the break. okay, kids, we can record one more show. who should get it? i really love jennifer. yeah, she's great. yeah. yeah. kyle's got that thick head of hair. and that should be rewarded. okay, moment of truth. on "three," sa

i've listened to the voicemail. he's got to have it. i mean, that is how we all are whether we're tabloid journalists or -- >> but the question is always can we stand it up, can we defend ourselves if the person in question brings a libel suit. the question isn't have we obtained this story -- >> right. no, no, no. but how we got it is part of it. >> we are operating in the libel capital of the world, as we all know. >> but again on the legal side there is an interesting thing here, and there are, obviously, criminal investigations and none of us on this panel will know exactly what went on. but, you know i talked to lawyers, for example, newspaper lawyers who have been at the heart of stories who might say are we sure, and the investigations editor would say, absolutely, hand on heart fine. and then they just read it for if we are sure if we can prove this, you know? the i'm not saying you might do that or not but, you know, there are interesting defenses here about practices in newspapers. >> but -- [inaudible conversations] >> yeah w