. >> you kind of look like i said lord voldemort.y -- like don't say it three times, he might show up like beetlejuice. >> this town is real peaceful. and my drama that people want to bring here, it's not right. it's just not right. >> there i was, harrison, arkansas. and i heard all about this guy thomas robb. he's the leader of what is apparently the knights of the ku klux klan. it's so racist that the kkk added a fourth k. took up the racism a notch. this is the kkkk. [ laughter ] i had to meet this guy. i had to call him up and go hey, man, can i come to your creepy compound? i didn't actually call him up. that would be weird. and i didn't say creepy compound. i had one of the producers call him up because he's got a way better white guy voice than i do. because he's a white guy. my white guy voice sucks. i'm like "what up, brother?" [ laughter ] nobody buys that. so tmas robb was like why don't me and your host go out to lunch? and then if i like him then he can come to my compound. which so now i'm in this weird position where

russia. [ laughter ] i have to speak with the head of narnia. [ laughter ] i have to speak with lord voldemortk with queen latifah. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] everybody. [ cheers and applause ] i have to speak with mayor mccheese. >> steve: everybody. >> jimmy: everybody, grimace. [ laughter ] this made me laugh here. i read that after -- after meals at the white house, trump gets two scoops of ice cream while everyone else at the table only gets one. [ laughter ] when asked why he likes having two scoops, trump said next to each other they look like boobs. why would you? >> steve: that's weird. >> jimmy: why would you -- >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: and in his weekly address, trump spoke to all the recent graduates out there and he was pretty emphatic. listen to this. >> to all of america's youth, we are here to help create the jobs and future you deserve. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: were they putting the words into the prompter one at a time. [ laughter ] as he was saying it, they're typing in words? i. learned. to read. at. trump. university. [ laughter a