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, well, give me a mug, come on, he’s drinking, of course, he’s not afraid, in our alekhine it was volodka took them from one sip i ate five pieces, fool, yeah, we loved the injury, the whole village loved it, whoever asks for help with the housework will come right away, to work, to resist, more than the owners, yeah, god didn’t give me intelligence, but soul and strength, take as much as you want, there’s no end in sight. killed his poor fellow, who? yes, the gangsters came in large numbers from the city, they were settled in our village, before the hedgehog cat didn’t seem to be settled, they settled something here, what are you talking about, let’s be rowdy. drink and fight , volodka just ran into such a fight, and how the kids are threatening, the little one began to wag his finger, the little one is not doing well, you bastards, what are you doing, why are you fighting? well, those who would look into it took him and stabbed him with a knife, we the church was abandoned, pigeons lived in this church, so volodka began to feed them, he would come, they would crush a loaf of bread for t
, well, give me a mug, come on, he’s drinking, of course, he’s not afraid, in our alekhine it was volodka took them from one sip i ate five pieces, fool, yeah, we loved the injury, the whole village loved it, whoever asks for help with the housework will come right away, to work, to resist, more than the owners, yeah, god didn’t give me intelligence, but soul and strength, take as much as you want, there’s no end in sight. killed his poor fellow, who? yes, the gangsters came in large...
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volodka zelensky became alphonse, you know, he switched to providing for an old rich woman.ew words to fondern’s speeches, but simply swapped the old ones. ukrainian president vladimir zelensky greeted western leaders and recorded his address to ukrainians on a mobile phone, standing against the backdrop of planes destroyed during the fighting. in gostomel. these are zelensky’s achievements as president of ukraine: destroyed planes and destroyed cities. i wonder why the remains of the planes are not removed? because they are still listed as aviation of the ukrainian armed forces. then vladimir zelensky thanked people in other countries that support ukraine and the truth. yes. with the advent of ursula fondelein, the concentration of russophobia exceeded the content of hydrogen sulfide in the air. the first lady of the european union followed the smell of boiled corn with the air of a person who is lost and cannot find her way home. on ursula’s neck there was a scarf in the shape of a noose, hinting at zelensky’s imminent fate. what do you use to polish the parquet? wax? omiz
volodka zelensky became alphonse, you know, he switched to providing for an old rich woman.ew words to fondern’s speeches, but simply swapped the old ones. ukrainian president vladimir zelensky greeted western leaders and recorded his address to ukrainians on a mobile phone, standing against the backdrop of planes destroyed during the fighting. in gostomel. these are zelensky’s achievements as president of ukraine: destroyed planes and destroyed cities. i wonder why the remains of the...
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Mar 18, 2024
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vova , his classmate there at the moscow university from stambov and he asked: well, what are you, volodka, you voted for your guy there, this guy , yes, about... i voted there, and i voted there, and that's it, and he doesn't meet anyone in the yard, in the store, the same, everyone voted at work, yes, behind the garages somewhere there are they drinking in the garages somewhere, and everyone in the garages voted for putin, because firstly , those who are not for putin are silent, and secondly, those who are not for putin have been sitting or left for a long time , yes, or they are silent and did not come to the elections, yes and that's why, that's why, if they are, well, and really, well, if i would... what is the point of voting in russia, if it is shapito's circus, well , there is no point in people voting, they didn't go to vote, and that is why such a high percentage of those who, well, who would have cast their votes for putin , it is clear that this is a little inflated, yes, but we still have to admit that the greater half of russians still voted for putin, the greater half, if y
vova , his classmate there at the moscow university from stambov and he asked: well, what are you, volodka, you voted for your guy there, this guy , yes, about... i voted there, and i voted there, and that's it, and he doesn't meet anyone in the yard, in the store, the same, everyone voted at work, yes, behind the garages somewhere there are they drinking in the garages somewhere, and everyone in the garages voted for putin, because firstly , those who are not for putin are silent, and...
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Mar 22, 2024
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vereshagin, let’s have a toast, can i, i don’t like to talk, but why, but on this occasion.” for volodka, soon you will become the most important man among these nurses, yeah, we’ll be with you you’re discussing women, you think that’s enough, i’m of course a good guy, but still a girl, better tell us about your construction teams in sakhalin, we interrupted you , but it’s just a laugh, going to build a recreation center as a railway worker, although the rails haven’t even been laid there yet , it turns out there are no roads , but there are railway workers, and they are already cultured, absurdity, well beyond absurdity, and the meaninglessness of existence, it seems, is enough for you too , and where you say they sign up for these construction brigades, so belly, don’t drag me in here, otherwise we’ll breathe out tomorrow , everything will fall apart, but what are you like? rude to me. on sick leave, yeah , he won’t leave after the show, he’s all upset , he asked about you, he even seemed upset that you left, listen, what kind of outfit are you wearing, yes, an experimental model, you’
vereshagin, let’s have a toast, can i, i don’t like to talk, but why, but on this occasion.” for volodka, soon you will become the most important man among these nurses, yeah, we’ll be with you you’re discussing women, you think that’s enough, i’m of course a good guy, but still a girl, better tell us about your construction teams in sakhalin, we interrupted you , but it’s just a laugh, going to build a recreation center as a railway worker, although the rails haven’t even...
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Mar 16, 2024
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a church with people is, and not 2,500 km away, somewhere out there engaged in virtual mediation, volodka , did he want the pope to come to avdeevka on a papal mobile and sprinkle abrams with holy water? this week latvia has used all channels to fight russia. a television technician was arrested in latvia for helping local residents tune in to russian channels blocked in the country. well, now latvia is safe again, such a dangerous criminal has been detained. soon unfortunate people in latvia will be reading books in russian under blankets with flashlights. the police conducted searches of the suspect and seized equipment for receiving and transmitting television signals. now, if a drug laboratory had been found in his home, or , at worst, a gay porn production studio, then it would have completely coincided with the european spirit of freedom and liberal, you know, values. a man born in 1975 provided services for at least 180. download the application, get a luck bonus from the betting league five deuces, go to green, how can you take it and not dance. and bathing a monkey in warm water,
a church with people is, and not 2,500 km away, somewhere out there engaged in virtual mediation, volodka , did he want the pope to come to avdeevka on a papal mobile and sprinkle abrams with holy water? this week latvia has used all channels to fight russia. a television technician was arrested in latvia for helping local residents tune in to russian channels blocked in the country. well, now latvia is safe again, such a dangerous criminal has been detained. soon unfortunate people in latvia...
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Mar 21, 2024
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verischa, come on, can i , i don’t like to talk, but why, but on this occasion, for volodka, here’s anough for you too, but where do you say they sign up for these construction brigades, so don’t pull your stomach in here, then tomorrow we’ll breathe out, everything will go away, and why are you talking to me so rudely? “you ’ve had a great day, so, so don’t take it out on me, let’s not pretend that i don’t know who you are, by the way, we lost a valuable employee because of you, you’re really valuable, but don’t worry, i. passing here volodya came to bless him, he’s not here, i hope who artemyev is, but you don’t know, he quit, and today golotkov came and said that’s it, his service is over, he’s played enough, it seems, yes, he’s finished playing, i would say, my congratulations, and nina is at home, on sick leave. yeah, he won’t go away after the show, he’s all upset, he asked about you, even as if i was upset that you left, listen, what? for your outfit, yes, an experimental model , tied up with these experiments, let's go, i definitely won't let you in like that, you know what, i
verischa, come on, can i , i don’t like to talk, but why, but on this occasion, for volodka, here’s anough for you too, but where do you say they sign up for these construction brigades, so don’t pull your stomach in here, then tomorrow we’ll breathe out, everything will go away, and why are you talking to me so rudely? “you ’ve had a great day, so, so don’t take it out on me, let’s not pretend that i don’t know who you are, by the way, we lost a valuable employee because of...
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chattering, tell him, listen, man, you haven't been on the ballot for a long time, and you, professor, volodka’re burning down the village, i didn’t wait for you in moscow, do you want grandma atlantis, a real sex bomb? aren’t you ashamed, or something, i’m your godmother, well, the police came on a call, volodya, this is also a person from the authorities, disordered, healthy, what kind of chaos have you created here, that’s it, come on down quickly, come on, let's! that is , you don’t understand the russian language, yes, we’ll talk differently, come on, quickly down , well done, bro, now let go, i’m sure, i’m sure, come on, okay, we’ve finished the game, so, that means, without consequences, take it now. i said you have a limousine, hey, wait a minute, i’ll cut off the roof with a chainsaw, there will be a limousine, i’ll go to the hospital. and you look like brusnya, they told you, bruce is cool, let’s go, let ’s go, well, lie, it seems to me, well, i’m practically. i’m sure it’s an infection , but the doctor knows better, she’ll come now , i’ll have to take off my pants, it’s not necessar
chattering, tell him, listen, man, you haven't been on the ballot for a long time, and you, professor, volodka’re burning down the village, i didn’t wait for you in moscow, do you want grandma atlantis, a real sex bomb? aren’t you ashamed, or something, i’m your godmother, well, the police came on a call, volodya, this is also a person from the authorities, disordered, healthy, what kind of chaos have you created here, that’s it, come on down quickly, come on, let's! that is , you...
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Mar 30, 2024
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once there was a case when bari allibasov suggested that i replace volodka in a show program number,quietly came into the kitchen and finished eating, when he comes into the kitchen, he sees that i’m finishing my food, he said, he ate all the condensed milk and started running after me, i ran with this can, it was open, i threw this can back, and he stuck his hand out and he got a slash, and he was more scared than me, dima, thank you for getting in touch with us, we need to meet with our brother more often, as they say. well, now artyom is turning one year old, i think we’ll see you soon, now attention, a question of funny and not so funny stories with’. literally, but you often disappointed your fans. vova, look , the fans were ready to kill because of you on the screen. tell me the secret of how you drove this girl into hysterics? well, my guess is that what drove her into hysterics was that it didn’t work out. get an autograph from us. well, i accept your answer, how is bari karimovich’s health now , when did you last see him, by the way, bari karimovich was recently in a sanator
once there was a case when bari allibasov suggested that i replace volodka in a show program number,quietly came into the kitchen and finished eating, when he comes into the kitchen, he sees that i’m finishing my food, he said, he ate all the condensed milk and started running after me, i ran with this can, it was open, i threw this can back, and he stuck his hand out and he got a slash, and he was more scared than me, dima, thank you for getting in touch with us, we need to meet with our...