vw owners, really? >> larry: how do they do that?e the wealthiest, most likely religious, drive a chevy or pontiac. letterman viewers, likely to be divorced watch cnn, drive a toyota. talking ridiculous. >> they're making the stuff up. >> larry: jon stewart, viewers, married, catholic, and drive a gmc truck. >> i think what they did was put index cards in a tumbler . >> larry: has it affected your broadcast in any way? >> no, i never, ever, ever, ever think about who i want to watch or who i am supposed to be or who is supposed to be watching or who'd could i get to watch. now i have people tell me, who are you aiming for? i say, it's just, doing what i have been doing since i was in the 4th grade, literally. and -- if -- i know -- when i am happy, what i aim for is i want to create a fun, funny environment in that studio. >> larry: were you a silly kid? >> oh, yeah. you know it its funny. i was not the class clown. people say were you class clown. and i have always maintained the class clown, the guy that when the teacher is out of

at vw marshall they only had .4, there's potential for more snow this weekend. i'll explain that in my full forecast coming up in about 10 minutes, stay with us. >>> thank you, bob. >>> right now there is one school advisory, tolbot county schools opening about 40 minutes late tomorrow. we'll have the updated forecast and live doppler radar there. >>> he says he isn't a hero. but you might disagree. mike jones is the security guard who stopped the gunman at that terrifying shooting at a florida school board meeting. he tells mark strausman he was just doing his job. when clay duke held an entire school board hostage, mike jones suddenly faced a nightmare. you can see the security guard, off camera on this video. >> i'm a school safety officer. >> come on in. >> you have a real gun there. >> come on in. >> he probably doesn't have a gun. >> jones tried but failed to get duke out of the room. so he went to plan b. >> plan b was i went and ran outside to my car, which is parked right outside the back door here. grabbed some clips, 40 caliber, i had my 38 on, grabbe

hyundai lead it is pack followed by vw, gm, ford and toyota. social security checks will be a thing of the past soon. the government will stop printing paper checks in march of 2013 to eliminate the problems of lost or stolen checks. we are at one of the largest stock exchanges in the world, the nasdaq omx market site in the heart of times square. what better time and place to take the temperature of the economy and markets with the man who runs the place. bob, great to see you again. >> we love being here. it's appropriate as the ball comes down the times scare. the stock market has picked up with money in equities. what do you make in terms of retail investors, activity and the great performance for equities? >> certainly nasdaq had an outstanding year up 18%. that was on a 40% gain last year. so outstanding performance. what we look at is really consumer confidence. what we see is equity inflows are correlated to consumer confidence. in the last month we have seen a change in the consumer confidence number and a change in equity flows. we're

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he came down in a vw bug with his wife and i sat out on the mall and listen to the days activities.e held an umbrella over her throughout the day. the sun was intense. and when martin luther king got to a certain part in his speech, where he said what i think of the most important forward to that speech, not i have a dream come on boy the passage, but honor and suffering is redemptive. harold writes later told me he felt the surge of electricity go through his body. it was as if you've been touched by the most profound thing in his life. any remember back to the story has bodies to tell him about his grandfather, who was a landowner in alabama. and when they were sitting on his horse, on his own property and he was shot dead off the horse by a white farmer who was jealous and angry that a black man could possibly own anything. and when harold bride's father told them the story about how his father, his grandfather was shut down in cold blood coming essentially told the herald the same thing, that daisy's stepfather told her, which is that you cannot hate a trade. you cannot fight fe

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says he wants to move towards zero nuclear weapons in the world, a fan taft cal view -- a fantastical vw really, one which endangers our world, creates instability around the world and would he create more national security risk- did not negotiate this in any effective way. i think that was a failure of the treaty, a failure of negotiations, another example of the fact that we wanted the treaty too badly for what i guess is primarily public relations matters rather than substantive matters. that's just the w i see t and so the russians have been steadily reducing our strategic weapons. we're reducing ours. and this strategic relationship has been moving along. it does not have to have a treaty. we'd like to have a treaty. i think the russians would probably like to have a treaty. but it's not essential that we have one, if they won't agree to some of the things that are important, like tactical nuclear weapons. i do think that this is a weakness in the treaty, and i'm disappointed our negotiators didn't insist on it. as mr. mr. fies said, he said tt the -- you just have to say no. and th

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it.i likewise republicans always have the tax extender package and ths extension of other rates as vw exactly that come extensions of existing law, not new tax cuts.a the left in the some commentators delight in misrepresenting the legislation as providing tax cuts for there rich. but these are not tax cuts come only extensions of a decade oldt existing tax rates for everyone to read the only new tax cuts pensing are expense for business sought by the president with which republicans generally agreed and the payroll tax holiday. los the actual revenue therefore ise aout $237 billion not the 900 billion some assert.ny incre weigel any increase of the is deficit is not welcome, the overall merits of the bill including preventing the massive tax increase on each and every asxpayer outlay the deficit ince increase in my opinion. in conclusion americans are looking for economic growth ando solutions to unemploymentates keeping tax rates where they arc and providing some certainty is. a good place to start.upport i urge my colleagues to support the bill and seek to meet theb-i job killing r

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but i didn't -- did begin reading and one of the things of that changed my vw about religion is thatgion that i did not see the good in it. when i started reading and i started to see the good in a lot of religion, a lot of faiths. and many of them. there are things about every religion. that is why i cannot possibly say what i am. people want me to define myself. i can't say. i think that -- i am gng to national cathedral tonight, for instance, for the christmas service which was started doing three or four years ago with my family, and my husband is still in shock -- what happened to you, you were an atheist all of these years. but when i go to national cathedral -- my son was married there in october -- i do feel a sense of of the divine. i feel there is something transcendent that is happening in that place. what it could be is more yearning than anything else, yening for something that is more important, that is bigger, unknowable, but whenever it is, that appeals to me. and i have made so many friends in the world of religion and one of the things abt "on faith close " is that

they also have a steady flow of information and commentary from different points of vw. that up and make it more robust. we do not have a lot in the way of resources. we do not have all the bells and whistles that people have become accustomed to, but the basics are there. it is like the old folk story with a pot of water bubbling in the middle of town square. the two stew will be as good as the meat and vegetables at the american people bring to it. host: the people identified with your group, is there a breakdown? guest: we do not have the demographics on that yet. obviously, before we get too far into 2011, we will start to have a better feel. i can tell you this. there's a very healthy mix in new york forur launch event in the seats and on the stage. host: there will not be any larger events? guest: there will be state and local events. frankly, national events are not what we are about. if this is not a grass-roots movement, it is not a movement. if it's not a movement, it's just a feweople sitting in washington hoping for something better. host: allen, texas on the

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