i know this show is the craziest, wackiest, most random, frankly bizarre thing on television. but i know you won't find investing advice this good anywhere else. you know that too or else you wouldn't be watching, unless you're one of the people who tunes in to see if tonight is the night the show really does go off the rails. which after multiple years of airing is always a possibility on any given night. sorry, guys. there's a tape delay. but keep watching. for those of you more interested in making money than watching my traipsing around like the crazy man people say i am particularly on twitter @jimcramer, you can do everything i do, specifically actively investing in stocks, running your own portfolio rather than dumping your money with some buy and forget index fund or worse, fleeing for the false safety of bond funds. particularly when we had record low interest rates, remember those days? it's something anyone can do, as long as you spend five hours a week doing the homework. i'm condoning a couple of hours a week these days because the research is so readily available

we care enough to present the top 8 ted cruz wackiest moments....#8. his plug for white castle. (nats: i like their little burgers.) number 7... the hairiest moment quoting words of wisdom from duck dynasty. (nats: faith, family and facial hair) (nats: if we continue doing this long enough we may have may have facial hair on the floor of the senate.) number 6 senator cruz not singing instead of performing toby keith's song "courtesy of the red white and blue" (nats: we'll put a boot in your ass) senator cruz spoke the song.... (nats: cause we'll put a boot in your posterior) why didn't he sing... (nats: it would violate the rules of musical harmony, human decency, and possibly even the geneva conventions. number 5... (nats: jeopardy theme) playing jeopardy with a fellow republican senator asking the questions to give senator cruz a break. (nats: do you know what color black box is?) (nats: perhaps airplane manufacturers are like congress because a black box is orange) number 4... s/u: the corner guy. down here. the mysterious corner guy had to endure the glare reflected from sen

>> reporter: we care, enough to present the top aid ted cruz wackiest moments. burger. >> reporter: number seven, the hairiest moments. >> faith, family, and facial hair. if we continue doing this long enough, we may have facial hair on the floor of the senate. >> reporter: number six, senator cruz not singing. instead of performing toby keith's song requesting courtesy of the red white and blue," senator cruz spoke the song. >> because we'll put a boot in your posterior. >> reporter: why didn't he sing? >> it would violate rules of musical harmony, and possibly even the geneva conventions. >> reporter: number five, playing jeopardy with a fellow republican senator asking the questions to give senator cruz a break. >> do you know what color the black box is? >> perhaps airplane manufacturers think like congress, because the black box on an airplane is orange. >> reporter: number four, the corner guy, down here. the mysterious corner guy had to endure the glare reflected from senator cruz, stifling a yawn, eyes darting from side to side, the senator's hand in his