uh, my new waffle breakfast sandwich is "swavory." it's got the savory goodness of my new country grilled sausage, plus a fried egg and melting cheese, and the sweetness of toasted maple waffles. so, triple word score...that's 96 points for me. "nonookie?" what's that supposed to... oh. right now, get a large fountain drink for only a buck. (cheers and applause). >> jon: that's our show, join us tomorrow night at 11:00. brian williams will be here. here it is, your moment of zen. >> romney said in the first hundred days he's going to let the big banks write their own rules. unchain wall street. (boos) captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> hefty prevents stephen coachella, the well. ♪ (cheers and applause) >> stephen: whoo! whoo! whoo! (audience chanting "stephen"). (cheers and applause) >> stephen: thank you! welcome! welcome concert nation! (cheers and applause) day two of steve fest coachel

uh, my new waffle breakfast sandwich is "swavory." it's got the savory goodness of my new country grilled sausage, plus a fried egg and melting cheese, and the sweetness of toasted maple waffles. so, triple word score...that's 96 points for me. "nonookie?" what's that supposed to... oh. right now, get a large fountain drink for only a buck. >> welcome back, everybody. my guests tonight have the song of the summer which mines will forever be associated with historic drought. please welcome aboard fun. hey, how are you guys. >> stephen: hey, i'm so sorry i was late it was much further than i thought it would be. >> no problem. >> dow mind if i-- thank you. >> sorry. >> thank you. >> you good. >> i'm good. >> stephen: thank you so much for being here you guy, we're social sighted are you here. >> thank you for having us. >> stephen: you guys are blowing up this summer. you're it on a stick. you know that, right. >> yeah, that's what we heard. we heard you weren't going have us because we were too boring. >> i think squeaky clean is the ph

uh, my new waffle breakfast sandwich is "swavory." it's got the savory goodness of my new country grilled sausage, plus a fried egg and melting cheese, and the sweetness of toasted maple waffles. so, triple word score...that's 96 points for me. "nonookie?" what's that supposed to... oh. right now, get a large fountain drink for only a buck. >> so nice to see mr. corddry. that's our show. here's the deal. we're off next week and the following week we will be at the republican national convention in tampa. just a quick programming note, we are on tuesday nights through friday night during the convention week because we want to make it as difficult and confusing as possible for our regular fans. you're welcome. (laughter) >> here it is, your moment of zen captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) >> hefty presents stevefest colchella 012. (cheers and applause) >> welcome. welcome one and all. welcome, welcome my friends to stevefest colchella 012. the festival of life. now rock nation, it's our final evening here aboar

uh, my new waffle breakfast sandwich is "swavory."savory goodness of my new country grilled sausage, plus a fried egg and melting cheese, and the sweetness of toasted maple waffles. so, triple word score...that's 96 points for me. "nonookie?" what's that supposed to... oh. right now, get a large fountain drink for only a buck. >> jon: that's our show. wow. what robert just told me about his relationship, the private details as he was leaving, wow. join us tomorrow night at 11:00. a gold medalist will be here. here's your moment of zen >> the long-term mortality of people with lousy attitudes is no different from people with great attitude. >> so you can be the worst bastard on the earth and you will not die at any greater rate than any other people. people will simply be gladder when you do. captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org

uh, my new waffle breakfast sandwich is "swavory." the savory goodness of my new country grilled sausage, plus a fried egg and melting cheese, and the sweetness of toasted maple waffles. so, triple word score...that's 96 points for me. "nonookie?" what's that supposed to... oh. right now, get a large fountain drink for only a buck. >> jon: that's our show, here it is, your moment of zen. >> if one study has it right, men who are stressed out under this tough economy report a little more meat on the bones. >> maybe when those hunters were in a time of famine they wanted to have a nice meaty woman to ["the colbert report" theme music playing] [cheers and applause] >> stephen: woo! ba-boom! ba-boom! [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting stephen]

uh, my new waffle breakfast sandwich is "swavory." it's got the savory goodness of my new country grilled sausage, plus a fried egg and melting cheese, and the sweetness of toasted maple waffles. so, triple word score...that's 96 points for me. "nonookie?" what's that supposed to... oh. right now, get a large fountain drink for only a buck. >> jon: that's our show. so listen, i had a nice conversation with herman cain on the show and then we had another one that went to the web. you know i normally don't ask you to watch the interviews on the web. i don't even like the internet, quite frankly. i'm afraid of it. but this time i really think you should watch it. do you think they should watch it? (cheers and applause) you really should watch this. you know, you've got, i don't know, dialup, whatever it is, you should get on the web. here it is, your moment of zen. >> attention, ready to roll? we're rolling. >> i think i can get america back from those that want to change this country. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome to the "rep

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uh, my new waffle breakfast sandwich is "swavory." goodness of my new country grilled sausage, plus a fried egg and melting cheese, and the sweetness of toasted maple waffles. so, triple word score...that's 96 points for me. "nonookie?" what's that supposed to... oh. right now, get a large fountain drink for only a buck. baby chairs in the united states is being recalled for the second time. michael finney has been investigating the bumbo baby chair since 2007. now four million bumbo chairs are under recall. michael finney explains why it is being pulled from the shelves yet again. >> it is very great. it is handy and i was able to set my daughter in it and play with her. >> millions of parents love the bumbo because it lets them sit upright and interact with the world. >> i heard a thump and there she was on the floor. >> however, this is the frightening possibility. children flipping out of the chair and on to the ground. we first investigated this in 2007. the cpsc says back then there were 46 falls and 14 babies fractured their sku

uh, my new waffle breakfast sandwich is "swavory." it's got the savory goodness of my new country grilled sausage, plus a fried egg and melting cheese, and the sweetness of toasted maple waffles. so, triple word score...that's 96 points for me. "nonookie?" what's that supposed to... oh. right now, get a large fountain drink for only a buck. along. having good oral hygiene is developing the risk of developing dementia later in life. elderly men who did not brush once a day were 55% more likely to develop dementia compared to those who brushed every day. it is thought gum disease bacteria may get into the brain affecting one's mental health. the study found this affect was not seen in women, interestingly enough. >>> we want to take a moment to thank some of the people who have become a part of the abc7 sleep train foster kids dream campaign. our thanks tonight to mike m of richmond, shannon b of san jose and gabrielle l of los gatos. we appreciate you getting involved. you can help. just like us on abc7 news facebook page and $1 will be

uh, my new waffle breakfast sandwich is "swavory." it's got the savory goodness of my new country grilled sausage, plus a fried egg and melting cheese, and the sweetness of toasted maple waffles. so, triple word score...that's 96 points for me. "nonookie?" what's that supposed to... oh. right now, get a large fountain drink for only a buck. who stole a $75,000 mas raw tee -- masarati right off a lot in los angeles. the man checked out the car with a salesman by his side, standard procedure. he then asked for the keys to turn the car on and hear the engine. perfectly normal. and then with the salesperson holding the door open the man drives away, right off the lot. he never asked for a test drive, so he never asked for a driver's license. the dealership doesn't know who he is. police think the car has been shipped out of the country or maybe taken apart and sold for parts. >> wow. please join us for a half hour special called "just like me. abc7 news anchor cheryl jennings takes us in the camp arroyo. it is an organization that provides

uh, my new waffle breakfast sandwich is "swavory." it's got the savory goodness of my new country grilled sausage, plus a fried egg and melting cheese, and the sweetness of toasted maple waffles. so, triple word score...that's 96 points for me. "nonookie?" what's that supposed to... oh. right now, get a large fountain drink for only a buck. >>> we're back at university of phoenix where the raiders lose a tight game to arizona 31-27. want to remind you all our next broadcast is next saturday at 4:00 p.m. so for grep papa, so long from arizona with a final score arz arz 31 -- arizona 31 and oakland 27. you can still order great packages for the exciting 2012 season by calling 800 raiders. we thank you for watching our coverage of raider's preseason football on your oakland raiders broadcasting network. good night, everybody. big news ! verizon wireless is teaming up with xfinity from comcast. now you get the xfinity triple play and verizon wireless plus a great offer. call 855-704-7400 to sign up and you'll get up to a $300 visa prepaid

uh, my new waffle breakfast sandwich is "swavory." it's got the savory goodness of my new country grilled sausage, plus a fried egg and melting cheese, and the sweetness of toasted maple waffles. so, triple word score...that's 96 points for me. "nonookie?" what's that supposed to... oh. right now, get a large fountain drink for only a buck. >>> it is 7:0. a water main break -- it is 7:0. a water main break is -- 7:30. as we first told you about this at noon yesterday, 2 underground pipes ruptured causing the ground near the cow palace to crumble. claudine wong is at the scene where repairs will resume. >> reporter: yes. the water department just got back to us and said the repairs are underway but are "far from over" you. and you can see why -- over "and you can see why. you can see folks from the city as assess what's going on. pg&e was out here a little earlier. we do know water and power has been restored to everyone who lives in the neighborhood. this house that's been red tagged. this was downstreamed from the huge water main brea

uh, my new waffle breakfast sandwich is "swavory." it's got the savory goodness of my new country grilled sausage, plus a fried egg and melting cheese, and the sweetness of toasted maple waffles. so, triple word score...that's 96 points for me. "nonookie?" what's that supposed to... oh. right now, get a large fountain drink for only a buck. >>> 7:29. even veteran police officers say they've never seen this much violence in the city before. one lawmaker fears it is actually spiraling out of control. tara moriarty is live with more. good morning, tara. >> reporter: good morning. this stabbing marks the city's 30th. some say that's simply too much. that's two more people since we were talking about this exact same problem 4 hours ago. the fatal stabbing happened last night around 8:0 at the store off story road near the capital expressway. a man in his 20s was stabbed in his chest at the row dues aisle. he died at the scene. >> it's kind of a blatant act in the middle of the day with plenty of witnesses around. >> reporter: now, just yest

uh, my new waffle breakfast sandwich is "swavory." it's got the savory goodness of my new country grilled sausage, plus a fried egg and melting cheese, and the sweetness of toasted maple waffles. so, triple word score...that's 96 points for me. "nonookie?" what's that supposed to... oh. right now, get a large fountain drink for only a buck. >>> it is 7:29. we want to show you some live pictures. we just learned that the wild fires have now burned 7,000 acres and are 30% contained. fire investigators are on the scene looking for clues as to how the fire started, but so far the cause is still undetermined. >>> alameda has sent strike teams to fight wild fires. two teams each with five engines and 22 firefighters were sent from alameda. totaled more than 60 bay area firefighters are fighting the wild fires. >>> several photos have taken the wild fires burning in lake county. this is one of several from matthew henderson he was able to get very close to the fire line as it burned near the sign welcoming people to the area and thanking them

uh, my new waffle breakfast sandwich is "swavory."t's got the savory goodness of my new country grilled sausage, plus a fried egg and melting cheese, and the sweetness of toasted maple waffles. so, triple word score...that's 96 points for me. "nonookie?" what's that supposed to... oh. right now, get a large fountain drink for only a buck. [ male announcer ] now at your dinner...is...served. tonight, take it easy and enjoy your favorite soup, salad and hot, hearty sub. like the toasty big hot pastrami melt. get to your local subway for some dinnertime deliciousness tonight. subway. eat fresh. >>> good -- good thursday morning. low clouds and fog making a big comeback. coast side and right around the bay. into the afternoon hours, it will be a little warmer. this company raw shows you -- this camera shows you sun. >>> breaking news from afghanistan. seven american soldiers have been killed, along with four afghans after their helicopter crashed. ktvu's jacqueline fell in our washington, d.c. bureau to tell us what nato is saying about t

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breakfast for lunch. make extra waffles. waffles, dhees, ham sandwiches no sugar substitutes. my kids love this. they ask me for more than one a day. all the elements are from branchhome.com. >> last but not least. >> peanut-free, soup for lunch, sweet potato apple number. gluten-free bread, add cheese, lucy's allergen cookies, gluten free, vegan, not free on flavor. award winning flavor. cozies that act like sandwich bags but open them up, then you have an allergen-free plate a child can eat like a place mat. last new not least, lunch bags. alert people around your child your child has an allergy, if that allergen kicks in, an emergency contact card and tells you what to do for $9.95. >> that's a great idea. amy, good to see you. >> such a pleasure. >> still ahead, christina perri sings her hit, but first this is "today" on nbc. [ female announcer ] what would you call an ordinary breakfast pastry that's been wrapped in a flaky crust stuffed with a gooey center toasted up all golden brown then given a delicious design? a toaster strudel. pillsbury toaste