mark wahlberg is here. not only will tonight's show be entertaining, it's going to be educational too thanks to our friend "science bob" pflugfelder. this is from science bob's work on past shows. he makes things explode, he lit me on fire, he blew up some pumpkins, he launched a bunch of ping-pong balls everywhere. he made a giant mushroom cloud inside our studio. so tonight we thought it would be a good idea to put him outside, at least for the beginning of the show. say hello to "science bob" pflugfelder, everyone. hello, bob. [ applause ] when we come back from the break, you are going to miraculously spray that beer all over hollywood, is that correct? >> yeah, we've got a high frequency ultrasonic medical equipment cleaner. >> jimmy: of course you do. now, grab the guy dressed as sponge bob so he can mop up afterwards. when we come back, science bob will amaze you. we'll have this week in unnecessary censorship and mark wahlberg and j-lo, too. come on back. for over 75 years people have saved money wi

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guest tonight mark wahlberg, jennifer lopez and sooins bob.ut that is our report here tonight for carolyn, larry sandhya all of us here i'm dan. thanks for watching. next newscast tomorrow morning at 4 >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- mark wahlberg. jennifer lopez. and "science bob" pflugfelder. with cleto and the cletones. and now -- stay put -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. hi there, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming to see us in person. glad you're here. look, i know things are a little tense between us right now, but what do you say we forget about the past and just live in the today, you know? on monday, which is martin luther king day, the presidential inauguration celebration as barack obama begins his second term as president of the united states in washington, d.c. they'll have parades, they'll have entertainment, they have music from beyonce, stevie wonder, queen latifah, movie stars like kirsten dunst, alfre woodard, queen

our guest is donnie wahlberg going to be joining us later on the program on the... lonnie anderson.s the woman i would be. ( applause ) if you can be any animal, if you can be any woman but nobody ever asked me are you satisfied with you? (laughing) a little bit of housekeeping. last week we did a very clever bit on our program called 19th century news. within the bit we had very witty fun concerning mississippi's just recently ratifying the 13th amendment. agreeing to end slavery, a mere 148 years after. after the rest of us. as many of you know, if i am bringing up something that we did on the show last week, i'm probably about to apologize for it. maybe i'm apologizing to mississippi as painting it to some kind of reluctant entrant to modern morality. yes, no. it concerns a former mississippi secretary of state who presided over a 1995 attempt to ratify the 13th amendment. it failed due to a bureaucratic snafu >> their former secretary of state failed to send a copy of the resolution to the federal registrar. >> jon: classic. here's my impression of him mailing mississippi's 13th

guest tonight mark wahlberg, jennifer lopez and sooins bob.ut that is our report here tonight for carolyn, larry sandhya all of us here i'm dan. thanks for watching. next newscast tomorrow morning at 4 many of them had already made changes to their menus and even purchased new glasses to be in compliance with the law. not a shocker at all that that got a little messy in the 11th hour. >> yeah. still not convinced that i want anybody to tell me how much i can and cannot drink. >> and look at the obesity stats. i know the argument. but obesity is a huge, no pun intended, problem in this country. the heart is in the right place. it's whether it's overstepping -- >> i think that is the biggest question. some people are worried he is overstepping his bounds and done so much to overstep in the eyes of the people who are against this. the smoking bans outside. commercial bans, awnings on the buildings. he has done a lot. >> let's debate over big gulp later. >> moving on to a baseball blooper that, well, thank goodness it happened during spring traini

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now to actor mark wahlberg and rapper sean combs announced a business partnership selling water. >> we're yang. our human is different90ñ&z andr style is different but it fits together. >> get more celebrity news on otrc.com. >> still ahead on abc 7 news at 4:00 a murder mystery accusations of poisoning at one of the world's prestigious competition autos a pee we hockey coach in trouble caught tripping a young player from the opposing team. do you believe that? >> diplomatic score. former nba star dennis rodman's leader kim jong un. >> millions of us fall victim to id theft. is it worth to pay someone to get protection? >>> breaking news is happening san francisco. a woman is in critical condition after being hit by a muni train near san francisco state campus. sky 7 over this intersection. >> workers performed cpr at the scene before the woman was rushed to the hospital. we will continue to stay on top of the story for you and send out updates on twitter. >> today the obama administration is asking the supreme court to overturn california's ban on same-sex marriage. the administration ar

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. >> we had donny wahlberg op yesterday, and he is excited. >> it's called the package tour, which isello. >> jennifer aniston, some of the plans have been released for her wedding. >> we saw justin and jennifer looking happy at the red carpet. at the oscars. people magazine out tomorrow saying she's got the wedding band, the date, the dress. >> mr. know it all. did they cooperate with this particular "people magazine" interview, or -- i'm just asking. >> normally they cooperate, but you are getting a lot of sources in this article saying it's going to be an intimate affair with some close friends. she's not quoted directly, but she also may change her last name privately, so jennifer theroux. i don't think in the movies but among close friends. >> that's good. they picked the dancing with the stars cast we saw. >> yes, ashley judd, anyone? >> i love her. >> andy dick, huh? >> no wynona. i'm sorry. i'm starting rumors today. >> ashley is busy running for the senate. >> what i was going to say ashley judd talked to wynona about it and was surprised that her sister was going to do it. >

sean combs and mark wahlberg with me at the grove.ows how to 0 keep men in line. >> number one thing marc will never do at home. we're in line with screnfer lawrence. what we just uncovered about her love life. >> how does a guy approach you? >> plus, on the -- i'm the face-off february champ. time for maria to pay up. >> we need a little muscle behind that! [captioning made possible by warner bros. domestic television distribution] >> welcome to "extra" at the grove, i'm mario lopez. >> and i'm maria menounos. coming up, diddy's comments about his relationship with ex-jennifer lopez. did they go on picnics together? >> he said that and a whole lot more. fist, massive drama and murder case captivating the country right now. >> accused murder jodi arias has been cools

we have celebrities like mark wahlberg and dana white from the ufc.s roberts will be tweeting this because as the son of a veteran you know how important it is that we thank our troops every day and that every penny that goes to this important effort will go to build these centers. we can build them all in a year if we had all the money today. >> is the goal $100 million? is that correct auto the website? >> the goal is $100 million. the intrepid fallern heroes fund is ambitious. you know, we raised over $180 million these last couple of years to help the families of the troops that were killed or wounded, but as you said, you know, you look at some guy who has no legs or no arm or that's been wounded, people go up to that person and say thank you for your service. someone who has maybe even a more severe traumatic brain injury never gets thanked, and they're the ones that are suffering in silence. you know, there is a navy seal command this year just took his own life because he felt he had nowhere to go. this is a place where we can go now to help o

today, straight from the big screen, mark wahlberg. and we're dig dishing with dolly arton.use] ♪ kelly: i love audience! cheers and applause] michael: yes! kelly: so they're talking about is study about how time is divided between women and men in the household, moms and dads, and specifically than women men. they are saying that men spend about 10 hours a week more than work. n paid women spend six hours more in usehold work which i believe is a low estimate. [laughter] i additional three hours more in child care which is go testically low estimate which i know i see my children a heck of a lot more a day. ee hours i can't seem to shake them. [laughter] ichael: so they're trying to say that -- ok, i get it. i think those are right though. no, i disagree with the household work and the child care. saying men spend 10 hours a day. michael: i was washing my dishes my morning after i ate breakfast. i was washing dishes, ok?

i was just talking to people at usg wahlberg business is better. now this is from a very low base.t's not galloping back but it's moving back. and what they see from real estate brokerage firms is houses are moving. so we're -- we continue to have a slow recovery that started in the fall of 2009. it's 3.5 years old now. it continues to be slow, and certain parts come on faster than others. it hasn't taken off but it hasn't stopped here. >> we spoke with sam zell recently and talked to him. he's in an interesting perspective becausize been putting money into rental properties and thinks that in some ways this resurgence in housing may have been overplayed by the media a bit. he still believes rentals are a great place to be for some time to come, and he is investing in that manner. is there a way that both sides of this coin can be correct? >> they can both be correct, yeah. you have had the situation where five years ago, 69% of people were in single-family homes and that's dropped down to 65%. a fraction, i believe. so, the rental properties have gotten a disproportionate amount o