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two years ago in 2009, it was comedienne wanda sykes.ou. >> it is hard to poke fun at the president because he is so likable. everyone has his t-shirts and bumper stickers and people are dedicating songs. i want to send out "always and forever" to the president. people love him. it is funny to me that they have never caught you smoking, but they always somehow catch you with your shirt off [laughter] . i know you are into this transparency thing, but i don't need to see your nipples. [laughter] is there a beach at camp david? what the hell? there was never a nipple portrait of lincoln, i am sorry. but this is amazing. the first black president. i know your biracial, but the first black president. [applause] i am proud to be able to say that, the first black president. that is unless you screw up. then it is going to be "what is up with a half white guy?" who voted for the mulatto? i thought when you got into office you would put a swift end to your basketball pickup playing. the first black president, playing basketball. that is one step

some people thought that wanda sykes was just a little too blue, too raunchy.h seemed to hit the right tones in washington-sent rick jokes for that kind of crowd. >> i'd like you to comment on the president's delivery. this guy has great comedic timing. >> i have to say the presidents typically do a good job at this thing. they have good writers who know what an opportunity this is. this is a chance that a lot of people are tuning in, a chance for the president to shine, make sharp points. it's hard to think of a president who hasn't done this well. obama, more so than previous presidents, he's been aggressively jabbing at his opponents or colleagues in some cases, and he had a lot of material in donald trump that way. >> do you think there was any kind of revenge, call it what it was, with the whole birther thing. >> absolutely. clearly, i don't think the president likes donald trump very much. donald trump has been calling the president and his mother a liar, and it's been an awkward for the president. it was a rare chance for revenge, not only to make the jo

wanda sykes is with us, mike tyson will pay a visit to promote "the hangover 2," our new "bacheloretteert, from "modern family," jesse tyler ferguson, author sarah vowell, the winner of "dancing with the stars," christina aguilera and we'll have music from foster the people, big sean, maybach music group featuring rick ross, and britney spears. so join us next week for all of that. our first guest tonight has more than 3 million people following her on twitter and at least half of that following her with cameras pretty much everywhere she goes. you can share in her marital bliss on "khloe & lamar." watch it sunday nights at 10:00 on e! please welcome khloe kardashian odom. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look great. >> why thank you. >> jimmy: you are already tall and you made yours even taller with those shoes. >> why do you think i married lamar? so i can wear these. all about that, you have to find the right size man to, you know. >> jimmy: i've always said that. but what -- what if lamar starts wearing the shoes and he gets taller, you have to get taller than him and there's