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tonight -- wanda sykes. joel kinnaman. and music from serj tankian. with cleto and the cletones. now, places, everybody! here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, everybody. thanks. thank you. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching at home. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] my point is, welcome to hollywood. that's very nice. welcome to all of you who are visiting from around the world. i'm glad we can be together on world population day. world population day is today. it was started by the united nations in 1989 to raise awareness of the problems caused by overpopulation, which i, personally, think has a lot to do with people having sex. if everybody w if everybody would just stop it, we'd be fine, but -- the world population is as big as it's ever been. there are now seven billion people on the pl

and later this week wanda sykes, fred willard, music from serj tankian, grace potter and the nocturnalsest tonight is the artist formerly and currently known as peewee, you can hear him now giving voice to the evil base commander in the animated series "tron: uprising" watch it thursdays at 8:00 on disney. please welcome paul reubens! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> thank you, thanks for having me. >> jimmy: how's your summer going so far? >> my summer's going great. it's halfway over. >> jimmy: it is half over. i hate that it's half over. >> me, too. >> jimmy: what have you been doing this summer? >> i spent a lot of time on "tron." which i'm here to promote. i've been in my storage unit pulling items from peewee's playhouse to show at the museum of modern art. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, that's a big deal. >> yeah, there's a show called century of the child, 1900s to 2000, 100 years of influence on children. design influence. >> jimmy: wow, that's a pretty big deal. what items? >> many hundreds of thousands of items that have nothing to do with

election and he was given a hand nobody could have dealt with any more successfully or we can do what wanda sykes, the african-american comedian says. she says if he screws up we will blame it on the half white guy. laughter cut that's where a little bit of humor in politics always helps. with that i would like to to to questions and i see every politically engaged audience so we can take this wherever you would like to go. [applause] >> don't be shy. there's the microphone. >> thank yer for your interesting presentation. i am curious what is going on with regard to six in the schools. how has it changed over the years? i get the impression that is one of the reasons you are writing this. how has it changed and why? you can go ahead and answer another question hell will you be marketing your book? will that be to schools? >> i don't know that it's been changed. it's just been taken away. everyone is looking for ways to cut budgets. schools teach to the test and i guess civics you can tuck into another course so that education just doesn't exist and sandra day o'connor the former supreme court jus

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