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wand wanda sykes is here. brash humor but also her voice work in the movie rio. wanda has a new role as executive producer. very fancy and mentor of nbc's revived last economcomic standi >> what did you do to it? >> made it better. >> new and improved. i'm a comic. my producing partner, she's also a comedian. so when nbc said we want to bring it back, we were like well, not like it was. >> not like it was. >> with he got to fix it. >> america doesn't get to decide that. >> oh, no, i don't trust america. >> they've made some interesting choices lately. >> some awful choices. i'm not trusting you. no. i have no idea what they are doing? who are you trusting? >> we have great judges. we have rose an bar. kenanwaynes. russe russell. >> this guy is a international superstar. >> he's a comedian obviously. >> did you call him up and say, hey, look. we'd love for you to be the judges. >> i did reach out for this. >> it was easy booking. >> i'm not going to say easy booking. >> rose anne. >> now the world cup has been

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a funny one. >> we have wanda sykes.ou what zumba can do for you. >> meantime, you went off to one of your favorite places in the world. >> i love -- i had a spectacular time with my friend karen, john and catherine. we have a couple of photos of the new orleans festivities. one is of -- this is -- we are running along the lake. there was a guy running in his underwear. we were, like, seventh grade girls. oh, my god, his undyes were on. >> why didn't you get closer? >> we tried. he was running fast. the next picture is of me, karen, catherine, and john. all four of us had a great time. it was a terrific, nice weekend. >> they're so lovely. >> mine was -- i have an equally bad picture. >> let's see. >> remember when jill gave us some ideas for father's day. that's what i gave frank. everything that jill gave me. there he is by the grill. what am i going to do with this? i don't immediate this. half hour later he comes all decked out. auto how cute is that? >> we're shooting the book "good gifts" that we're doing to raise