>> "wanda sykes' telegrams." chicken [ bleep ] but i'm not. >> wanda is not liable for property damage, extreme bodily harm, or diarrhea. [ cheers and applause ] >> wanda: tonight from my show "the upshaws," kim fields is here. [ cheers and applause ] we've got music from merry clayton. and we'll be back with ludacris! it's time to get up. it's time to get going. it's time to get dunkin' iced coffee, made with the best beans brewed to make your day. because it's time to get you running, it's time to get everyone running. it's running running. somebody tell that guy. it's time to get back to getting back out there. celebrate with a medium hot or iced sunrise batch coffee for $2. america runs on dunkin'. does scrubbing feel like a workout? scrub less with dawn platinum. for $2. its superior formula breaks down and removes up to 99% of tough grease and food residue faster. so you scrub less. tackle grease wherever it shows up. scrub less. save more. with dawn. is someone trying to steal your butterfinger? call the b

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that's wanda sykes." and then somebody said, "girl, she's buying crickets. y god, i'm-- i'm having a flash. go ahead. ( laughter ) mm-hmm. go ahead, go if ahead. >> stephen: the last special-- the last special we had that you actually performed was called "not normal." >> right. >> stephen: are things feeling more normal for you now? >> don't touch my sweaty napkin! what is wrong with you? >> stephen: i was trying to get it out, what else can you get it? >> it's covid, man! what are you doing? you don't be touching people's-- >> stephen: i'm inoculated, i'm inoculated. i'm immortal. >> you're inoculated, that means you won't die. that doesn't mean you won't get sick. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: well, it's great for you to stop by, wanda. thanks so much-- ( laht --for being here. are things feeling more normal to you now? >> yes, things are feeling much more normal to me. but here's the thing-- just because it's feeling normal-- like, now, i don't have to wake up in the morning and check my twitter to see if the country is on fire or if, you know, find

with guest host wanda sykes!h a huge mouth, and music from japanese breakfast. and now, wanda sykes! [ cheers and applause ] >> wanda: thank you! thank you. thank you so much. have a seat. thank you so much. hello and welcome to "jimmy kimme live." i'm your guest host, wanda sykes. [ aplause ]

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with guest host wanda sykes! tonight, colin farrell -- quinta brunson, a kid with a huge mouth, and music from japanese breakfast. and now, wanda sykes! [ cheers and applause ] >> wanda: thank you! thank you. thank you so much. have a seat. thank you so much. hello and welcome to "jimmy kimme live." i'm your guest host, wanda sykes. [ aplause ] this is my second night here. last night, i started a rumor that jimmy's in rehab. [ laughter ] i encouraged you all to tweet your support for jimmy with the hashtag #cottonmouthkimmel. a lot of you reached out with words of encouragement. "jimmy, hope rehab going good." "good luck jimmy kimmel you can make it! one day at a time." "sending strength and positive vibes to cotton mouth kimmel. you got this, bro." [ applause ] that's a good start, but we can't stop now. jimmy needs us more than ever. oh, and i failed to mention last night, the thing he's addicted to? is steroids. oh, it's a tough time, but he's jacked as hell right now. so please, show him you care. use our ne

i'm your guest host, wanda sykes. [ applause ] this is my second night here. last night, i started a rumor that jimmy's in rehab. [ laughter ] i encouraged you all to tweet your support for jimmy with the hashtag #cottonmouthkimmel. a lot of you reached out with words of encouragement. "jimmy, hope rehab going good." "good luck jimmy kimmel you can make it! one day at a time." "sending strength and positive vibes to cotton mouth kimmel. you got this, bro." [ applause ] that's a good start, but we can't stop now. jimmy needs us more than ever. oh, and i failed to mention last night, the thing he's addicted to? is steroids. it's a tough time, but he's jacked as hell right now. so please, show him you care. use our new hashtag -- #jackedupjimmy. [ applause ] jimmy, we're sending our best to you, and your scrunched up 'roid nuts. we have a special guest on the show tonight. all the way from minneapolis, the kid who holds the guinness world record for the biggest mouth gape. he's 16 years old, and his mouth can fit all kinds of stuff. here he is backstage earlier t

i'm wanda sykes. iney ogwumike is here. [ cheers and applause ] i should let you take a swing at that, guillermo. >> guillermo: sha-nay obum-a-kay. >> wanda: there's no "b" in the name at all. >> i was close, right? maybe? >> wanda: a little, a little. >> guillermo: should i try again? o-womb-a-kay. >> wanda: i enjoyed it. it was good for me, thank you. >> guillermo: you're welcome. >> thank you for taking a shot at that. later, she is a grammy-winning singer with a brand-new song called "thinking of you," music from macy gray and the california jet club. [ cheers and applause ] next week, i won't be here, i'm going back to my house. [ laughter ] but there will be all-new shows hosted by arsenio hall, phoebe robinson, and nick kroll. [ cheers and applause ] with appearances by seth rogen, megan fox, and lebron james too. and make sure to watch anthony anderson in primetime on sunday hosting "jimmy kimmel live nba finals game night" with his guest johnny knoxville. [ cheers and applause ] our first gues

hosted by the great wanda sykes.oth aquaman and the dothraki warlord khal drogo. [ applause ] next, he plays the most menacing of them all -- a family man on a rampage -- in his newest movie "sweet girl." it premieres august 20th on netflix. say hello to my friend jason momoa! [ cheers and applause ] >> hi, big daddy. >> anthony: jason, i'm a bit confused. where are you and why aren't you here? i'm double vaccinated. >> i am in canada. i'm in toronto. i'm just finishing my tv show. i've been up here for about a year. >> anthony: oh, wow. so we're bringing back "see"? >> we're bringing back "see." yep. >> anthony: all right. all right. i will say this not only because i'm interviewing you right now. one of my favorite television shows on tv right now. "see." i love it, man. i just want to tell you that. i enjoyed watching that entire series. so i'm glad it's coming back. >> me and dave bautista in this next season. it's going to be really fun. >> anthony: i'm curious about something because you're about to go off and

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. >>> first here is a look at what is coming up on jimmy kimmel live wi guest host wanda sykes. >> watch this because i said so. when was the last time you got a speeding ticket. >> they can pull me over and i ask them if they want a signed cd for their kids and >>> another high end heist in san francisco caught on video. look at this. 10 people stealing handbags from a union square department store. abc 7 news i-team reporter explains why an added layer of security was missing on that day. >> reporter: in less than a minute 10 individuals ran out of union scares neiman marcus, their arms filled with high end handbags many with security rope still attached. >> we believe they are organized groups. >> this is not criming of opportunity this is not somebody that is down and out. >> reporter: three get away cars sped off at a nearby security guard took cellphone video. we saw similar thefts around the city including this walgreens last month. the mayor says arrests have been made. >> he was apprehended. he was arrested and he is currently charged. >> reporter: stores like target say the ris

. >>> and, can you spell nemeg me histy be hea look atjiwith gues host wanda sykes. >> you got us a number of outfits for the baby and here is a picture of them. he is looking pretty cute. >> yeah, that beard >>> resuming light rail service by the end of july. all routes have been out of service since may 26th when an employee went into the rail yard and shot nine workers before shooting himself. they spent the past six weeks focused on employees and offering grief counseling and working with employee who's want to reassign to other jobs. >> we heard from a lot of operators they are ready to go back to work and they understand their work is important to our community. that is positive, that is terrific. >> vta says they are making security upgrades and repairs to the rail yard over the next several years. >>> tonight, the abc 7 news i- team talked to san francisco district attorney. he responded to comments that his office does not prosecute retail theft cases. the president and ceo of california retailers made those comments on abc 7 news at 3:00 p.m. yesterday. in part to response to thi

here is a look at what is ahead on jimmy kimmel live with guest host wanda sykes. >> watch this or i tell your mama. >> the little socks that you have on. >> nothing at all. [ laughter ] >> no. bad idea a. surveillance video showing frightening moments for a family. a father jumping into action to tackle a registered sex offender allegedly breaking into the room of his 5-year-old daughter. here is reporter ryan hill. >> reporter: surveillance cameras at this home capturing the aftermath of a frightening encounter. a man breaking into your young child's room while they are sleeping. i spoke to them. they did not want to show their faces. she translated for me what her mother says happened. >> she was basically saying that he went, knocked the door, he tried to open the door and then peeking through the windows trying to see and he was showing his private parts. >> reporter: she translated for me her father warned the man, who the sheriff's office is identifying as daniel diaz, a registered sex offender to leave or else. he apparently did not leave but went around to the other side of

. >>> first a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live with guest host wanda sykes. >> watchs because i said so. when was the last time you got a speeding ticket? >> being ludacris has its privileges. they pull me over and i ask them if they want a signed cd or something for [hippo groans melodically] [iguana belts major 3rd] [gator reverb] [splash] [singing indri sings] [elephant trumpets] [buffalo punish timpani] [cassowary crescendo] ♪ [goat does a sick vibrato] ♪ >>> a san francisco thai restaurant rocked by an explosion weeks after being broken into and burglarized, the owner says this most recent attack feels like terrorism. abc7 news anchor dion lim has the story of why they aren't the only business feeling targeted in the tenderloin. it's a story you'll see only on 7. >> it feels like a terrorist, some explosive. it's not acceptable. >> reporter: what you're watching is the explosion that rocked lapats thai noodle bar early monday morning. wood and glass burst into the thankfully empty restaurant at the corner of larkin and eddy street, the blast so intense it activat

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