come on out. [ cheers and applause >> seth: hey, it's wanda sykes, everybody! or being here, wanda [ cheers and applause >> hi, seth. >> seth: hi, you ready to do this >> oh, fire away >> seth: alright, here we go the website, "women's era," recently published a list of interesting conversation starters for lesbians on first dates. >> conversation starters like, "when can you move in? [ laughter ] >> seth: a family in canada was recently followed by a black bear during their hike for nearly 20 minutes. >> said the black bear, "well, now you know how i feel at cvs." [ laughter ] >> seth: that was great. that was a lot more efficient. >> yeah. hey, seth, why don't you tell one? >> seth: oh, guys, i just shouldn't. >> come on, just one >> seth: i just don't feel like it's gonna end well. >> oh, come on, do it. >> seth: okay, i trust you guys. ethan hawke is starring in a new thriller called "the black phone," and like all black phones, expect it to ring during the movie. [ gasps >> seth! [ laughter ] >> seth: no, no, no. i -- i can fix it, don't worry let me try ag

please welcome back to "the late show," wanda sykes! year since you have been on the show. >> uh-huh. >> stephen: where you ban, wanda? you have been doing. >> have i been all over the place. you know, we shot the second season of upshaws and everything. and just been, you know, busy. >> stephen: how are you doing? how are you doing? >> i'm a black gay woman and have i a daughter so i'm not doing so well right now. (applause) i'm a little salty. >> stephen: you're a little salty. >> i'm a little salty right now, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> stephen: put some flavor on here. >> it just sucks, man, it really does, you know, it's like the country, it is no longer a democracy, right. we're-- it is no longer majority rules. >> stephen: no, certainly not the senate. >> it is not t is no longer majority rule and i mean st like these judges, they just-- they basically lied when they were, you know, during the confirmation hearings, right? >> stephen: especially kavanaugh. , yeah. >> so how you can be a supreme court justice and you just lying. what, th

wanda sykes represents everything the democratic party stands for. a rich, ignorant snob. no one is more of a snob than crooked hillary clinton who slithered out of chappaqua to call clarence thomas an angry black man. >> i went to law school with him. he has been a person of grievance for as long as i have known him. resentment, grievance, anger. >> jesse: the most bitter woman in american politics must know anger when she sees it, but that's not the clarence thomas everybody knows. every time you see him is he all smiles. even when he is getting ambushed by tmz. >> any chance president obama might nominate judge -- >> who do i know? >> he has a chance. >> i'm just a civil servant. [laughter] >> lance need to retire he is going to be looking for some work a little bit, no? >> you are a funny guy. >> jesse: catch him in the summertime when he is away from washington. he is driving his rv around the country grinning ear to ear. is he appreciate america. vacationing in what wanda calls the middle stuff. something democrats might want to try once in a while. heck, even the wi

. >> jimmy: your show "the upshaw upshaws," wanda sykes plays your sister-in-law. >> wanda sykes, shoutoutremember, it was -- last time she was here, i asked when you guys met, she said it was at a comedy club and -- in boston, i think and you were worried because there were too many white people there. >> yeah. yeah, you know, that's the only time i'm scared of white people is at a comedy show. >> jimmy: why? why is that? >> because white people don't laugh the way i want them to laugh. white people's laugh will mess your self esteem up. see that, right there, that -- that laugh right there. they laugh and then -- the way white people laugh, they laugh, they say, ha-ha, all right, what's next? oh, man. black people fall out the chair -- rolling around the table. [ applause ] man, we hit each other, man. your arm be sore when you get home, man. somebody beat you to death at the comedy show. >> jimmy: you are totally right. because i remember doing a roast of shaquille o'neal and the audience was almost entirely a black audience and i thought -- i never want to see a white person in an audi

. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> seth: i want to thank my guests, wanda sykes, kesha, patrick radden keefe want to thank jonathan ulman and the 8g band. stay safe. get vaccinated get boosted. we love you. ♪ [ cheers and applause >>> a nervous night near sacramento. following breaking news with fast-moving and erratic file for wildfires in what is only the beginning. >> i think we're going to see a trend for northern california and fires. >> i'm tracking the conditions with crews concerned and if there's any relief in the forecast tomorrow. >>> also, the green light to crews again, the decades old ban just did in san jose. why one community says, this next. >>> plus, a meeting in san francisco following the reversal of roe v. wade. >>> and the search for a brand- new booster shot. the fda's recommendation for this fall. what it could mean for you. >>> good evening. we begin with that wildfire outside of sacramento in nevada county. i'm rob mayeda. look at these ferocious flames and a huge plume of smoke. evacuation warnings and advisories are in effect at this hour. firefighters feared this

. >> carley: that wanda sykes it comment was almost like a babylon bee comment what you think a democrathe actually said it out loud. at the same time, you know, congressman, democrats do think this roe v. wade decision is a life raft come for them come november. how much impact do you think abortion is going to have when people head to the polls? >> i think for the time being they are going to use it to mobilize their base and turn their base out. at the end of the day infinitesimally is small people thankfully have to deal with abortion in their lives and every single american is hitting the gas pump and grocery store every single day. it's feeling crime in their inner cities every single day. whether you are a border state or interior state, you are feeling that influx of migration that is taxing our already taxed government services, i at this at the end of the day, those kitchen take issues. that families are talking about every single night, are what is going to dominate this november. not this issue that while an historic one and important one isn't affecting their everyday lives.

tonight -- wanda sykes, star of "conjuring kesha," kesha, author patrick radden keefe, featuring thete public hearing for today with former trumwh