captioning made possible by warner bros. [siren] [gunshot] aah! [siren] come on, doc. you staying down here? yeah. check this out. prints right here. we're reporting to you live from the near-northside home of dr. richard kimble, a respected vascular surgeon at chicago memorial hospital. details are sketchy at this hour, but we understand dr. kimble's wife helen was found murdered in the home this evening. right now, area 6 detectives are bringing out dr. kimble. we assume they're going to be taking him to a police station, probably area 6, at belmont and western, where they hope that he will be able to shed some light on what happened here this evening. now, she was found shortly before midnight. we know she made, apparently, a 911 call to police, indicating that there was an intruder in the house or that she was being assaulted. details, as i indicated, are very sketchy. we do know this: that he and his wife helen were at a fund-raiser at the four seasons hotel earlier this evening-- a fund-raiser for the children's research fund. [music playing] hey. hey, rich. reme

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.  [captioning made possible by warner bros.domestic television distribution] >> today, on "tmz" -- >> it is war between chris carr dash shan and chris humphries. >> people are saying how big a dummy this guy was. she's like bye. >> oh, good theoryive. >> i'm a thinker,

[captioning made possible by warner bros.mestic television distribution] >> today, on "tmz" -- >> it is war between chris carr dash shan and chris humphries. >> people are saying how big a dummy this guy was. she's like bye. >> oh, good theoryive. >> i'm a thinker,

of my persistent late-night flirtatious phone calls with a plenty voiced studio executives from warner bros. and it was a bizarre story, completely untrue, that i sued for libel over and one and damages were awarded, statement was made in opencourt. but think about how they could possibly come up with such a bizarre left-field story, i realize that although there was no plumby-voiced studio executive from warner bros., any kind of relationship, for patients our weather was, there was a great friend of mine and was interest who runs production company which is associated with warner bros. and his assistant, charming, married middle-aged lady, english, who as happened to hollywood is a person who review, the executive never rings you. is always their executive. jack bailey on the phone for you. this is what she used to. she used to call and leave messages. because she was a nice english to living in l.a., sometimes we spoke would have a joke about english stuff and whatever. so she would leave charming, jokiness just say please call the studio executive back. and she has a voice that could on

you and i are security guards on the warner bros. lot. >> i could see that. >> ellen: i know. >> lot cops. >> ellen: we don't play by the rules. >> yeah. standing in a fire lane. >> lot cops. >> got a bad feeling about this. >> ellen: sure it's not the salad from the commissary? get down. lower. lower. lower. lower. lower. lower. lower. lower. lower. >> i'm on the ground, man. >> ellen: never mind. fold your arms. got her, partner. >> lot cops. >> ellen: are you thinking what i'm thinking? >> 2008 white zin. >> ellen: bingo. >> lot cops, yeah! [cheers and applause] >> ellen: i like it, too. but you know what i like better? my idea for a sitcom where we play twins that are literally inseparable. literally. >> what happens when two sisters have to share everything, including a hip? >> ellen: i just had the best run. >> me, too. [phone ringing] >> ellen: my phone's ringing. >> my phone's ringing. >> ellen: my phone's ringing. >> my phone's ringing. >> ellen: my phone's ringing. >> my phone's ringing. >> ellen: my phone's ringing. >> my

now we're at warner bros. so it's good to see you. you've been here -- it's five times you've been here, but you haven't been here since 2006, so you were here for a big chunk a lot. >> yeah. i guess i made some bombs. >> ellen: no. i wanted to know why, because i really didn't understand why you hadn't been back, and then i learned, with the meetings this morning, that after "spider-man 2," you kind of went away for a while. >> i definitely took a little bit of a break. and also, you know, when you're in your 20s, you have to figure things out and take a step back. and i'd been acting so long, all my life, that i think i just needed a little bit of some perspective. >> ellen: good for you for doing that, though. >> thank you. >> ellen: a lot of young actresses and actors keep going to kind of capitalize on the money and success. >> uh-huh. >> ellen: and you actually had the wherewithal to sit back and go who am i without all the stuff, right? >> yeah. it was good for me. and it reinspired what i do. >> ellen: now, is it because -- ca

and it's a great lot to be on, the warner bros. lot, as you know. you've been here.t him over here for months, like nine months i think we were trying to get george clooney to do a walk-on or for me to -- i couldn't get him. we tried everything. so i asked you when we were talking via remote, and you gave me some really good advice, and we have a little package. this is how it happened. you actually helped this happen. we need george clooney. >> get a bunch of chippendales. get guys in thongs. he's yours. make one a blond. >> ellen: all right. [cheers and applause] >> ellen: what about brad pitt? why did he do it and what will you do to him now? >> i called him after i heard. and i said nothing in your life is safe. [cheers and applause] >> he will, too. i'm -- i'm glad i could be of help, but he will. he'll go after my children, that guy. >> ellen: yeah. >> i haven't been able to sleep since. >> ellen: now, let me ask you this. i have a niece who's 3 1/2 years old. 3 years old. she's about 5. she's either 2 or 5. anyway, she's precious. and so she -- she's 2. 2 1/2.

[applause] so let's take a look at the billboard you're talking about that's on the side of warner brosk. there it is. right there. >> there's me. >> ellen: there you are. [applause] now, i felt -- i felt there was something missing, so i would like to make an adjustment to it. derek? >> yes, ellen. >> ellen: derek, get ready. i'm going to count to three. on three. one, two, three. >> i'm so scared of what's going to happen. [cheers and applause] yeah! yeah! >> ellen: just for today. just for today. >> yeah! >> ellen: all right. >> that's amazing. that is unbelievable. i love it. >> ellen: all right. well, it's going to stay then. >> i'm down with it. >> ellen: "two and a half men" premieres next monday at 9:00 on cbs. we will be right back. ashton kutcher! [cheers and applause] >> ellen: i realized i can have you on the show and make sure people know about you. then i thought i know a lot of people. so what they want to do, because you're doing this, is give you -- >> oh, my god! [cheers and applause] >> announcer: want to know how to get all of ellen's 12 days of giveaways? >> ellen:

msnbc did reach out to warner bros. stage ut declined to comment, chris. >> lewis vuitton, not like they pronounced it in the movie. i never saw -- >> i never saw it either. >> it is that time of year we make our resolutions. i think the number one resolution is to lose weight. now there's an insurance company to will pay you to lose weight. >> the concept isn't really new. a number of companies have made similar offers to their employees for years as a what i to reduce obesity and lower health costs but there's one insurance company in colorado that's offering cash to any adult in colorado to lose weight and to keep it off. it is one of the first programs in the u.s. to make such an offer. so the participants in this weigh and win program earn anywhere from $15 to $150 every three months to lose those pounds. i guess the insurer is hoping the program will eventually be funded by other cities and weight loss programs saying weight loss is as effectives a mammograms or cancer screenings when you talk about reducing the c

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