reported that in the 21st century, "summers in boston mmers in new y new york, which has come to resemble philadelphia, which in turn has become hotter than washington hotter than summers in tampa." tampa, of course, remains the worst possible version of itself. ( laughter ) the-- ( cheers and applause ) i don't know. i don't know. the chickens have come home to roost, and they are deep fried. and i'll tell you all about in the segment we all saw coming but did nothing to stop: >> "climate: changed." >> you should've listened to al gore, ya dummies! he's a climate zaddy! momma like! >> stephen: first up, the city that never sleeps got another reason not to, because the sun is glowing red in new york. you know what they say: "red skies at night, sailor's delight. red sun in the sky, we're all going to die!" so why is the sun god angry at us? well, as we speak, 78 wildfires are raging in the western states. it's an apocalyptic vision of the future predicted by "the book of revelation," nostradamus, and the opening credits of "bonanza." (♪ "bonanza" theme ♪) good news-- if you're old enough to get that joke, you probably won't have to worry about clima