to break your legs' and he kicked my legs with his boot or with i don't know with what because i wasike that. i was hysterical. then he made me sit down on the thing, on the, what do you call it, the curb and i screamed 'help! help! help!'" zsa zsa was arrested and charged with battery of an officer, driving without a license, driving an unregistered car and having an open container of alcohol in the car. "then they put a tag on me and made a mug shot which i found rather funny because i've never had a mug shot in my life." at a packed press conference, zsa zsa defended her actions but took offense at the notion she cursed at the officer. "honey, when a man has a gun in his pocket and i'm in handcuffs, will i curse him? nobody is that stupid. i curse him when he's in bed with me, i don't curse him when he has a gun on him and i am in handcuffs. i was scared for my life." at her 3 week trial which cost taxpayers $2,000 dollars a day, the media circus was in full swing with cameras rolling as they re-enacted the slap heard round the world. "as gently as you can, please take miss gabor's r