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oh, weez. oh, what were yougoing to tell me? uh... uh, i was just going to mention that i've always thought corn is an underrated vegetable. that's what youwanted to say? yes. i thank you for being there why don't you just read the evening paper? take your mind off all this. my rock, weez. you're my rock. george, it's late. let's go to bed. weez, it's only 7:30. 7:30 and we're still up? what's wrong? nothing. i just want to talk. talk? yes. communication is the key to a successful marriage. uh... uh... well,i'm all talked out. i want to seeif blue sky cleaners has any more advertising. coupon. i'll get it later. are youfeeling all right? let's go watch tv. that's a great idea. look at that. blue sky cleanersfinally found its one-millionthcustomer. don't touch that doorknob! uh, something wrong, dear? how could youdo this to me? oh. george, i'm sorry. it was an accident. i didn't mean to be oh, george, i feel so terrible. oh, forget it. you're not going to yell at me? why should i?damage is done. oh, george. don't worry about it. it's
oh, weez. oh, what were yougoing to tell me? uh... uh, i was just going to mention that i've always thought corn is an underrated vegetable. that's what youwanted to say? yes. i thank you for being there why don't you just read the evening paper? take your mind off all this. my rock, weez. you're my rock. george, it's late. let's go to bed. weez, it's only 7:30. 7:30 and we're still up? what's wrong? nothing. i just want to talk. talk? yes. communication is the key to a successful marriage....
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oh, weez. [door slams] i'm goin' out there. not without me you're not. the two of us go, but not unarmed. we're supposed to beon the same side. [door creaks] right outside the door. stand back. i'm going out. freeze! i got him, weez! it's a gorilla! hey, wait a minute! florence! don't worry. i got her. i thought youwere at vera's. we had a disagreement. hey, hey. she invited him to spend the night. i wasn't stayin'. hey, hey! i'm sorry, mr. jefferson. it just felt so natural. the next time you mess with me, you might not be so lucky. as longas we're up, let's havesome hot chocolate. oh, that's a good idea. wait a minute,florence. what was that for? my new security system. george was never more terrified. you're forgettin'about the time i looked at florence'sbaby pictures. it had to to see your bald spot. [doorbell rings] it's sammy. everybody freeze! sammy, whatare you doing? it sounded like trouble in here. why did you ring? i couldn't just barge in. that wouldn't be polite. are you afraid of guns, florence? it's the bulletsthat worry me. if we had a gu
oh, weez. [door slams] i'm goin' out there. not without me you're not. the two of us go, but not unarmed. we're supposed to beon the same side. [door creaks] right outside the door. stand back. i'm going out. freeze! i got him, weez! it's a gorilla! hey, wait a minute! florence! don't worry. i got her. i thought youwere at vera's. we had a disagreement. hey, hey. she invited him to spend the night. i wasn't stayin'. hey, hey! i'm sorry, mr. jefferson. it just felt so natural. the next time you...
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did youmark them, weez? no, george. no, george! weezy, weezy, weezy, weezy! when will you ever learn? you're going to rub this in. moi? rub it in? just because you refusedto listen to me? i'm too big a man to rub somethin'like that in. well, thanks. but, moi was right. ok, weez, let'sforget about it. let's take careof the business at hand. don't worry. daddy will take careof everything. good. it brings tearsto my eyes when i realizehow important i am to you. i'd better get goin'. keep a light burnin' and the bed warm. i'll take care of you. george? yes, weez? the flu's beengoin' around lately. when you get home, i'm going totake your temperature! don't wait up for me. it was great! well done. it'll be a hit. i've never heard you light up my life chanted so well. very nice. have a nice day. thanks for the incense. how many more suckersare scheduled for today? just four more-- florence johnston, the singing yamaguchis, kenji, kojma, and dave. i'll go getsome more tape. hey, davis. so you're here to give florence moral support? i know the gameyou're playin'. i b
did youmark them, weez? no, george. no, george! weezy, weezy, weezy, weezy! when will you ever learn? you're going to rub this in. moi? rub it in? just because you refusedto listen to me? i'm too big a man to rub somethin'like that in. well, thanks. but, moi was right. ok, weez, let'sforget about it. let's take careof the business at hand. don't worry. daddy will take careof everything. good. it brings tearsto my eyes when i realizehow important i am to you. i'd better get goin'. keep a light...
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oh, weez, thanks! this trip took five years off my life. captioning performed by the national captioning institute, inc. public performance of captions prohibited without permission ofnational captioning institute hello. i'm jerry mathers. i was the beaver in "leave it to beaver." a few years later, i was a type 2 diabetic. but i'm not anymore. diabetes causes neuropathy, blindness, and amputation. at its worst, it can kill you. today i want you to have a look at an amazing breakthrough that has stopped diabetes in its tracks for over 200,000 people just like you and me. now you can do the same thing, because it's all spelled out in a very special system called the diabetes solution kit. i urge you to try this all-natural, done-for-you program so you can finally live independent of drugs and insulin shots. movin' on up to the east side movin' on up to a deluxe apartment in the sky we're movin' on up movin' on up to the east side movin' on up we finally got a piece of the pie fish don't fry in the kitchen beans don't burn on the grill took a
oh, weez, thanks! this trip took five years off my life. captioning performed by the national captioning institute, inc. public performance of captions prohibited without permission ofnational captioning institute hello. i'm jerry mathers. i was the beaver in "leave it to beaver." a few years later, i was a type 2 diabetic. but i'm not anymore. diabetes causes neuropathy, blindness, and amputation. at its worst, it can kill you. today i want you to have a look at an amazing...
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that'syour fault, weez. you got sickon our wedding night. well, experience taught me that i didn't miss much. thank you, weez. whitendale'scoming any minute. i want youto get lost. since when can't a woman get involved in business? it's a fact women causedthe great depression. come again? women causedthe great depression. no. i meant-- oh, why bother? i'm going up to helen's. look, florence. i got important persons coming. did you dust and vacuum today? no. did you wash the windows? no. why the hell not? hey, i was busy, ok? [doorbell rings] that's the door,florence. and those are your toes. stand on them to reach the doorknob. mr. whitendale.come in. jefferson, have you ever met this lovely creatureis your wife? you're a lucky man,mr. whitendale. it's nice of you to let us intrude. my homeis your home. i know. i own the building. how is everything down on the 12th floor? another good one! take a load off. thank you. lucille would like to ask a few questions. of course, bo. forgive me, but the resemblance to bo derek is uncanny. do you havea
that'syour fault, weez. you got sickon our wedding night. well, experience taught me that i didn't miss much. thank you, weez. whitendale'scoming any minute. i want youto get lost. since when can't a woman get involved in business? it's a fact women causedthe great depression. come again? women causedthe great depression. no. i meant-- oh, why bother? i'm going up to helen's. look, florence. i got important persons coming. did you dust and vacuum today? no. did you wash the windows? no. why the...
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penniless, weez. come on, george. it doesn't hurt to let florence peek. she's almost a family member. she looks like your grandmother. it won't work. i know now thatbeneath those insults stands a manwith true sensitivity. see what you've done. florence likes me. i thinkhe's blushing. ain't that cute? i always wondered why a wonderful womanlike you married a manlike that. now i know. just one question. [doorbell rings] don't show that book around. florence, you, and i know about the poems. and that's it! keep it that way. loved your poems, mr. jefferson. you read them? no. i had the book, but i didn't have my reading glasses. oh, thank god. mrs. goldman read them aloud for me in the laundry room. weez! i didn't do it. who did? don't get so excited. it was only ralph and mrs. goldman. i'm sure they won't tell anyone else. right, ma'am. absolutely. it's mrs. segal i'm concerned about. who? in the laundry room. most of them were too moved to fold. i want my book back. i'd be happyto return it, but it's inmy collection of great worksof the western world. it's
penniless, weez. come on, george. it doesn't hurt to let florence peek. she's almost a family member. she looks like your grandmother. it won't work. i know now thatbeneath those insults stands a manwith true sensitivity. see what you've done. florence likes me. i thinkhe's blushing. ain't that cute? i always wondered why a wonderful womanlike you married a manlike that. now i know. just one question. [doorbell rings] don't show that book around. florence, you, and i know about the poems. and...
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look, weez. deep down inside, despite this pension thing, you still love and respect me, right? i guess i'll have breakfast and the willises are good friends. unfair! unfair! i should skip breakfast. i could stand to shed a few pounds. you can't keep upwith the wayyour hair sheds. look, florence. could you get my paper? i guess i got to callmy only friend in the building. hello, ralph. grab me a paper. i don't care if zsa zsa's on merv. thank you. george,when is all this going to getthrough your brain? everybody thinksyou're wrong. your friends arepicketing the hallway. everyone isagainst you! [doorbell rings] weezie, you're exaggerating. ahh! george, doesn't all thistell you something? yeah. pointed-toe shoes are back in style. [doorbell rings] florence, get this one. ok, ok. ralph.that was quick. i flew here on winged feet. i was turned into a virtual hermes. whatever you got,don't give it to me. the paper? right here, sir. oh, well, uh... mr. jefferson, i can't give you this. although i admire you as being great and generous, florence's strike needs my complete sympathy and s
look, weez. deep down inside, despite this pension thing, you still love and respect me, right? i guess i'll have breakfast and the willises are good friends. unfair! unfair! i should skip breakfast. i could stand to shed a few pounds. you can't keep upwith the wayyour hair sheds. look, florence. could you get my paper? i guess i got to callmy only friend in the building. hello, ralph. grab me a paper. i don't care if zsa zsa's on merv. thank you. george,when is all this going to getthrough...
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the way you teach weez, would you bring me some coffee? well, i don't know, george. my place is in the kitchen. you still on that? of course, dear. after all, i am the little woman. i'm here to please my man. my job is to stay barefoot and pregnant. just bring me some coffee. call meif you want anything. i'm here to serve. weezy. oh, yes, my king? i seem tsensea little sarcasm here. then you have no other choice but to beat me. i'll be waiting in the bedroom with the paddle. [doorbell rings] i'll get it. no! i don't want nobody to see you like that. george, i'm having trouble with helen. i got two pieces of advice. who cares, and get out. george, i need your help. well, you see-- george, aren't you going to beat me now? george,was that louise? no, no. that was a parakeet. we took it in. it was a victim of bird abuse. go on. helen's been yellingat me about that book since we left here. she doesn't understandthat it's business. of course not. she's a woman. i do respecther opinion. your company hired you, not her. your job is to bring home the bacon. her job is to cook
the way you teach weez, would you bring me some coffee? well, i don't know, george. my place is in the kitchen. you still on that? of course, dear. after all, i am the little woman. i'm here to please my man. my job is to stay barefoot and pregnant. just bring me some coffee. call meif you want anything. i'm here to serve. weezy. oh, yes, my king? i seem tsensea little sarcasm here. then you have no other choice but to beat me. i'll be waiting in the bedroom with the paddle. [doorbell rings]...
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uh-uh, weez. they had champagne. suppose this is true, which i don't believe, it's none ofour business. promise meyou won't tell him. ok, i promise i won't tell him. i'll show him. table for two. withouta reservation, i cannotaccommodate you. can you accommodate me for $10? no. $20? the plane, boss, the plane! right this way,please. i have a very specialtable for you. thank you. bon appetit. same to you. this isa fancy restaurant. why have we come? it's a good place to eat. besides, i have something to show you. boy, will you see something. i don't understand,george. you will, willis. you will. take a look around. i can't tear my eyesaway from this menu. have you triedthe bouillabaisse? look around the restaurant. helen? i'll have togo say hello after we order. notice anything strange? they don't haveprime ribs in the hungryman's cut. will you listen to me? i'm explaining about your wife. when the cat's away, the mice will play. what? there'll be a hot time tonight. i beg your pardon? your wife is cheating on you! wh
uh-uh, weez. they had champagne. suppose this is true, which i don't believe, it's none ofour business. promise meyou won't tell him. ok, i promise i won't tell him. i'll show him. table for two. withouta reservation, i cannotaccommodate you. can you accommodate me for $10? no. $20? the plane, boss, the plane! right this way,please. i have a very specialtable for you. thank you. bon appetit. same to you. this isa fancy restaurant. why have we come? it's a good place to eat. besides, i have...
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beautifully put, weez. and you helped get them in the stock market. i'm thinking aboutgetting them out. why? i thought the market was going up steadily. it's just likeblood pressure. one day it's up, and the next,it's kablooey. their stock's going to kablooey? we're at a crossroadsright now. we're either headingfor a major upswing or we're heading-- down the toilet. play it safe. sell the stock. emma needs the moneyto see her mother. otherwise, she couldn'tspread my legendthroughout georgia. i must go to the help center. i've got to tellthe stockbroker to sell. bye, george. you wanted meto sell. i meant, so long, george. hello, miss davis. is lou in? it's george jefferson. jefferson cleaners,seven locations, one near you. huh? there isn't? then move. put lou on, will you? lou, i want you to do something for me. dump my t.z.i. sell all of it. i know it's a wise move. you agree i should sell the stock? don't sell it. you haven't ever been right. george, great news! i see in the paper that t.z.i. plunged. the bottom fell out. you sold just in time. is so
beautifully put, weez. and you helped get them in the stock market. i'm thinking aboutgetting them out. why? i thought the market was going up steadily. it's just likeblood pressure. one day it's up, and the next,it's kablooey. their stock's going to kablooey? we're at a crossroadsright now. we're either headingfor a major upswing or we're heading-- down the toilet. play it safe. sell the stock. emma needs the moneyto see her mother. otherwise, she couldn'tspread my legendthroughout georgia. i...
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hey, weez. how was your day? i bought something i've always wanted. i won't hanga laughingmoose head here. that's your loss. but you'll like this. it's real classy. a bottle of wine. we'll have itwith dinner. with dinner? where's your couth? $500? why that's-- that's 10 laughingmoose heads. why did youpay that much? it's a classy thing to do. it will pay for itself the first party we have here. i'll whip out this wine, and our guestswill start whispering. "ooh, jefferson'sgot class. "that jeffersonknows his grapes. talking about bucks--whoo!" you forgot one. "that jackass paid $500 for that stuff." they won't know how muchthe jackass paid for it. it's bad manners to brag. what if someone asks the price? i'll say,"if you got to ask, it's nonstop. "ralph, do this. do that." i'm sick of it. don't you likeyour work? yeah, but the people i work for nauseate me. i like my bosses. i consider myselfpart of the family. ha, ha, ha, ha. ha, ha, ha, ha, what? nothing, if that fantasy helps you. it's true. that's why i bought themthese doughnuts. oh, florence, flo
hey, weez. how was your day? i bought something i've always wanted. i won't hanga laughingmoose head here. that's your loss. but you'll like this. it's real classy. a bottle of wine. we'll have itwith dinner. with dinner? where's your couth? $500? why that's-- that's 10 laughingmoose heads. why did youpay that much? it's a classy thing to do. it will pay for itself the first party we have here. i'll whip out this wine, and our guestswill start whispering. "ooh, jefferson'sgot class....
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that's right, weez. what do you say? after you inhalethe rest of this pizza, let's go out. we never goout anymore. we went to the willises' dumb party last night. that waslast night. this is tonight. two nights in a row? you're not getting any younger. we enjoy ourselves when we go out. you must admit you enjoyed the party last night. watching willisdive into a bowlof meatballs? at least we met new people and heard some different conversation. it's alwaysthe same conversation. "margot, i got adorablehalstons at bloomingdales." "buffy, i loveyour new hair color. i've always admiredrhesus monkey red." it was a lot more interesting than that bash at the bowling alley. who could forget that brilliant banter? "hey, jefferson, can you get out a mustard stain?" "no problem." "can you get out a grass stain?" "no problem." "can you pay this check?" that was sickening, george. yeah, the wayyou tell it. oh, and your distinguished colleague, bill ripkin, who tells the same old ridiculous joke over and over. "what is irish and stays out all night? paddy o'furniture." that's funny, weez.
that's right, weez. what do you say? after you inhalethe rest of this pizza, let's go out. we never goout anymore. we went to the willises' dumb party last night. that waslast night. this is tonight. two nights in a row? you're not getting any younger. we enjoy ourselves when we go out. you must admit you enjoyed the party last night. watching willisdive into a bowlof meatballs? at least we met new people and heard some different conversation. it's alwaysthe same conversation. "margot, i...
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hi, weez. i want to talk to youabout last night. there are timesit's frustratin' when you're married tothe fastest gun in the west. later, weez. set them up, charlie. what will it be? banana daiquiriin a dirty glass. yes, sir. the usual dirty banana? you got it. george, you're so busy that i hardly see you anymore. i wish our life was normal like those lovebirds the willises. helen, you've gone too far! why were you winking at otis, the telegraph operator? oh, tom.he's just a friend. and sven, the blacksmith? he's just a friend. [bugle blows] [horses trot] hi, helen! hi, helen!hi, helen! hi, helen! the 7th cavalry? they're justfriends, tom. well, look who's here, when he breaks a horse, he breaks a horse! tom, don't look so worried. helen would never go out with another man. bye, helen! bye, myron! who's myron? he's just a friend! he's just a friend! oh, father! it's miss jenny, the prettiest little filly this side of... philly. father, a letter just arrived for mother. a letter? let me see that,my child. "dear helen--" "dear." that
hi, weez. i want to talk to youabout last night. there are timesit's frustratin' when you're married tothe fastest gun in the west. later, weez. set them up, charlie. what will it be? banana daiquiriin a dirty glass. yes, sir. the usual dirty banana? you got it. george, you're so busy that i hardly see you anymore. i wish our life was normal like those lovebirds the willises. helen, you've gone too far! why were you winking at otis, the telegraph operator? oh, tom.he's just a friend. and sven,...
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what's in the bag, weez? - oh, it's your anniversary present, but you don't have to worry about that now. - i'm comfortable. - are you sure? uh, maybe i should puff up your pillows a little. - no, i feel fine. - are you absolutely sure? - positive. - you jackass! - what'd i do? (audience laughs) - not you. you! - what'd i do? - how dare you risk your life over a couple of hundred lousy dollars. do you realize that gang could have killed you? - that's right. what in the world were you thinking of? - i mean, if you don't have any consideration for your own life, the least you could do is have consideration for those who know you. - exactly. - and respect you. - exactly. - and love you! (audience laughs) - look weezy, i wasn't trying to cause any trouble. i just wanted to go down there and scare those girls, my only mistake was i took hugo. i should've hired a bodyguard that had an iq higher than an onion. (audience laughs) - well you shouldn't have gone down there at all! - oh now, in defense of george, now a r
what's in the bag, weez? - oh, it's your anniversary present, but you don't have to worry about that now. - i'm comfortable. - are you sure? uh, maybe i should puff up your pillows a little. - no, i feel fine. - are you absolutely sure? - positive. - you jackass! - what'd i do? (audience laughs) - not you. you! - what'd i do? - how dare you risk your life over a couple of hundred lousy dollars. do you realize that gang could have killed you? - that's right. what in the world were you thinking...
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it doesn't concern you, weez. can i look at that? no. i'm taking this to the office. you're taking itright now? but it's in the way. know what i like about you? most wives want to know everything, but not you. most wives are suspicious, but not you. most husbandswould showthat picture. but not me! [doorbell rings] that's willis. we're going to the hockey game. ha-ha! hi. come in. how you doing? george will be right out. what's in the box? just some mementos that george has collected. and you two weresharing the memories, huh? most of them. there's a photograph he wouldn't show me. he's being very secretive. well, helen and ihave neverhad any secrets. ready forthe big game? we'd better hurry. i've got tostop by the office. i'm looking forward to this. what's your pick? i thought i'd go with a corn dog. why not?i'm goingwith an idiot. it's justus girls tonight. what would youlike to do? i don't know, helen. do you want some candy? is something wrong,louise? no, nothing's wrong. you want some more candy? thank you,i'm full. that picture is stillbothering you, isn't it? i
it doesn't concern you, weez. can i look at that? no. i'm taking this to the office. you're taking itright now? but it's in the way. know what i like about you? most wives want to know everything, but not you. most wives are suspicious, but not you. most husbandswould showthat picture. but not me! [doorbell rings] that's willis. we're going to the hockey game. ha-ha! hi. come in. how you doing? george will be right out. what's in the box? just some mementos that george has collected. and you...
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that's sweet, weez. we haven't beendown to charlie'sbar for a while. let's go this weekfor some drinks. it's the leastwe can do. the least we can do is nothing. george! ok, but it will be lonely there. if i wanted loneliness, i'd stay here with you. heaven i'm in heaven what's up, sweetheart? i was wondering... trudy, that's olives in a martini. oh. i was using cherriesbecause they're prettier. is that ok? as long as they're selling, put cantaloupes in them. you said charlie wasn't doing any business. hey, mr. and mrs. jefferson! pretty busy, huh? well, uh...yeah. i'm glad to seeyou doing so well. aren't your waitressesdressed a little too naked? yeah! george, this borders on exploitation of women. it's a gold mine. charlie. yes, ma'am? i don't feel comfortable with what you're doing here. george? hi... can i get you something? sorry, sweetie. you're barking up the wrong tree. oh! hi, honey. can i get you something? this time, dearie, you're not even in the right forest. oh, charlie. yeah? your cash register'soverflowing again. again? problems, problem
that's sweet, weez. we haven't beendown to charlie'sbar for a while. let's go this weekfor some drinks. it's the leastwe can do. the least we can do is nothing. george! ok, but it will be lonely there. if i wanted loneliness, i'd stay here with you. heaven i'm in heaven what's up, sweetheart? i was wondering... trudy, that's olives in a martini. oh. i was using cherriesbecause they're prettier. is that ok? as long as they're selling, put cantaloupes in them. you said charlie wasn't doing any...
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hey, weez. hi, helen. i'm sorry about what i let slip last night. i'm better off knowingtom keeps secrets from me. he misses you. really? then whyhasn't he called? i forgot to give him your number. i know you're doing your best to get us back together, but that can't happen until tom comes and apologizes. i tried getting him to come back. you didn't have to, but i appreciate your effort. i'm not the kind who brags about himself, but i am the nicest guy i ever met. george jefferson,you are such a... a... a george jefferson! low blow, weez. you can't fault george in this. he really tried. let me speak. uh, george, when yousaid something before, tom wound upsleeping across town. we'd kind of liketo keep him in the state. make some coffee. i want to talk to helen man to man. hele but no matter what he says, if you're saying tom's right and i'm wrong, i disagree completely. it doesn't matter who's right or wrong. you sitting here, your husband's in a hotel. that's what's wrong. we've met peoplelike his cousin meg. she hates me! you know whatit's like to
hey, weez. hi, helen. i'm sorry about what i let slip last night. i'm better off knowingtom keeps secrets from me. he misses you. really? then whyhasn't he called? i forgot to give him your number. i know you're doing your best to get us back together, but that can't happen until tom comes and apologizes. i tried getting him to come back. you didn't have to, but i appreciate your effort. i'm not the kind who brags about himself, but i am the nicest guy i ever met. george jefferson,you are such...
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bye, weez. george, wait.this is important. do you like beingmarried to me? you said it was important. it is. are youtired of me? what makes you think that? i'm concerned aboutwhat happened last night. nothin' happened last night. that's whyi'm concerned. i had a headache. the night before,you had a stomachache. the night before that,you watched tv. if you miss one episode of i love lucy, you're lost for the series. i just wantedto make sure that you stillfind me attractive. don't get disgusting. it's light outside. but, george-- i'll tell you what. if there's nothing good on television tonight, hello, mr. jefferson. what brings youto the 8th floor? an appointment with miss sanderson. an appointment.right, sir. whatever you say,you dog, you. no offense, cinnamon. ralph, this is the bid. nice touch. why don't i run along? yeah, why don't you? don't worry about a thing, sir. your secret's safe with me, you dog, you. miss sanderson. mr. jefferson, i'm sorry. i completely forgot about our meeting. what meeting? about the cleaning contract. oh, yeah, cleaning. lis
bye, weez. george, wait.this is important. do you like beingmarried to me? you said it was important. it is. are youtired of me? what makes you think that? i'm concerned aboutwhat happened last night. nothin' happened last night. that's whyi'm concerned. i had a headache. the night before,you had a stomachache. the night before that,you watched tv. if you miss one episode of i love lucy, you're lost for the series. i just wantedto make sure that you stillfind me attractive. don't get...
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george-- what, weez? oh, they finished. why do you do this whenever florence'sgroup sings? i thought that was king kong gettin' a tooth pulled. you should getthat cavity filled. what cavity? the one between your ears. why don't you admit florence's groupis good? i want them to sing at jessica's baptism. really? sure. what a beautiful idea! it's a terrible idea. they have to sing inside a church. it's embarrassing. god's going to be there. jenny wantsflorence to sing. yeah? well, i don't. end of discussion. end of everything. my word is final. definitely. good. be there at 9:30 that morning. don't forget your engagement up in transylvania. to howl at the moon. thanks for invitin' us. we had a good time. thanks for letting us sing at the baptism. tell your handsome husband i'm looking forward to seeing him. lionel's in japan. his company picked him to study japanese advancements in computers. you know who to thank for lionel's brilliant mind. thank you, mrs. jefferson. aren't you going to open the door? if it opens to an elevator shaft. that was the rudest thing i ever saw. y
george-- what, weez? oh, they finished. why do you do this whenever florence'sgroup sings? i thought that was king kong gettin' a tooth pulled. you should getthat cavity filled. what cavity? the one between your ears. why don't you admit florence's groupis good? i want them to sing at jessica's baptism. really? sure. what a beautiful idea! it's a terrible idea. they have to sing inside a church. it's embarrassing. god's going to be there. jenny wantsflorence to sing. yeah? well, i don't. end of...
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see that, weez? i was worriedabout not geting along. i'm winning them over! george, you were called a worm, a twit, and a neanderthal. it's my wife bertha. somebody's done her in! who are you? t.j. wheeler, texas millionaire. i can't stand the sight of my wife's curvacious figure all slumped over. but if you want to know who did it, ask that lousy lawyer of mine! they were having an affair! we were havingan affair, but she was payingfor my penthouse and buying me things. i wouldn't kill her. if you want a suspect, she was foolingaround with wheeler. aha! i don't have to stand here and take this. but the one who really had a motive was t.j.'s crooked accountant! bertha discoveredhim embezzling. and was just aboutto expose him. aha! t.j. killed her! she had the millions. he wanted it for himself! hold itright there. aha. aha! hmm! hmm! what we got? that's a hair. been so long since he saw one, he forgot what they look like. interestinglittle puzzle, no? crime solver extraordinaire, know who did it. who, george? her husband. what makes you say that? it's obvious
see that, weez? i was worriedabout not geting along. i'm winning them over! george, you were called a worm, a twit, and a neanderthal. it's my wife bertha. somebody's done her in! who are you? t.j. wheeler, texas millionaire. i can't stand the sight of my wife's curvacious figure all slumped over. but if you want to know who did it, ask that lousy lawyer of mine! they were having an affair! we were havingan affair, but she was payingfor my penthouse and buying me things. i wouldn't kill her. if...
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speak for yourself, weez. i could have handled those girls. i was pretty vicious in my day. sure, but little girls probably weren't that tough then. i'll make sure this never happens again. oh, you'll show them who wears the pantsaround here. this reminds me of my gang days. the whole neighborhood knew our gang. everybody heardof the seven dwarfs. oh, by the way, here's mrs. jefferson'swedding ring. ain't that beautiful? i hope i get onesomeday. you'll get married, florence. really? after he divorces his wife. who? frankenstein! how come you wantedall these sandwiches? because that's my master plan. remember i hired that bodyguard named hugo? you meanthe walkingcoke machine? we're going to pay those girls a social call. they'll see hugo and go back to making brownies. speak of the devil. you should.someday he'll beyour landlord. hugo! food! hi, florence. remember me? i'm not sure. you have a facethat blendsin the crowd. good one! what are we doing tonight? we're scaring some girls. you got me a date? no, hugo, it's not a date. i got ripped off by a girl gang. i don't want to
speak for yourself, weez. i could have handled those girls. i was pretty vicious in my day. sure, but little girls probably weren't that tough then. i'll make sure this never happens again. oh, you'll show them who wears the pantsaround here. this reminds me of my gang days. the whole neighborhood knew our gang. everybody heardof the seven dwarfs. oh, by the way, here's mrs. jefferson'swedding ring. ain't that beautiful? i hope i get onesomeday. you'll get married, florence. really? after he...
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. >> is that george and weeze? >> who else would it be. >> and scottbaio abducted by avocado loving aliens. and one we will be talking about is the dorito loving fetus. he decided to make an entrance. quarter. seth, amy and paul trying to unite america through beer. >> whoa, listen, folks. steve harvey poked fun at a t mobile ad. steven tyler had a disturbing skittles portrait. and ryan reynolds starred in an ad with himselfful >> how many oscars has alex baldwin won? and dan marino gets into a war of words with him. >> shame on you. >> reporter: and super bowl ad that cost $5 million for 30 seconds. in the newsplex, i'm alex diprato, 7 news. >>> good afternoon, south florida. it's looking beautiful under sunnnn skies and and we're not going to be worrying about rain in quite some time. the forecast is calling for dry weather all the w!y through the weekend. feels cool out there, 62 in cora springs, including davie, hollywood, to 62 degrees in miramar, miami-dade in the mid-60s in hialeah and surfside. miami intern
. >> is that george and weeze? >> who else would it be. >> and scottbaio abducted by avocado loving aliens. and one we will be talking about is the dorito loving fetus. he decided to make an entrance. quarter. seth, amy and paul trying to unite america through beer. >> whoa, listen, folks. steve harvey poked fun at a t mobile ad. steven tyler had a disturbing skittles portrait. and ryan reynolds starred in an ad with himselfful >> how many oscars has alex baldwin...
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. >> is that george an weez i? >>y, who else would it be? >> joe fryer, nbc news, los angeles. >>> just ahead, harry smith. ony.e new hampshire town looking for a little respect on primary tuesday. that's p next. [ julie ] the wrinkle cream graveyard. if it doesn't work fast... you're on to the next thing. neutrogena rapid wrinkle repair retinol formula and wrinkles in just one week. neutrogena . this time. yeah ok not too quick don't let go until i say so. i got you... start strong with the lasting remarkable things are happening at your local acme. we're making changes, and we're getting better every day. cleaner. friendlier. esher. like fresher m t and seafood. and fresher produce and hundreds of organics. to top it off! we offer lower prices every day. right now, get dun >>kin' donuts coffee k-cups, 10-count packages for just $4.99. and thin-sliced boneless chicken breast or tenders, cut fresh in store. buy 1 get 2 free. low prices, great qualty, and friendlier service. acme. >>> this morning on sundays with harry, new hampshire takes it
. >> is that george an weez i? >>y, who else would it be? >> joe fryer, nbc news, los angeles. >>> just ahead, harry smith. ony.e new hampshire town looking for a little respect on primary tuesday. that's p next. [ julie ] the wrinkle cream graveyard. if it doesn't work fast... you're on to the next thing. neutrogena rapid wrinkle repair retinol formula and wrinkles in just one week. neutrogena . this time. yeah ok not too quick don't let go until i say so. i got...
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what we have seen in the last with it weez( is very disturbing. until that point i have paid much attention to it perhaps he has done it before. in this haze happens been apparent especially over the last month. >> joining me to analyze my fellow co-host of the five. ted cruzh-9÷ is picking fights on a lot of fronts. you remember the board game risk jrges i'm terrible at that game. >> i'm wondering he is fighting with trump now he wants to pick a fight with rubio. >> because he does need to fight. if he is fighting for second place, then, of course, you have to punch up and punch down. on this one on the immigration ad, i think for some voters in south carolina, this might be persuasive. but, if you look at what happened in iowa and new hampshire, the immigration issue itself ranks about 5th as the most important issue for voters. and that is true in south carolina as well. number one issue keeping terrorist attacks from happening in the country go down the line, the fourth one being government spending and debt and then you get to immigration. pl
what we have seen in the last with it weez( is very disturbing. until that point i have paid much attention to it perhaps he has done it before. in this haze happens been apparent especially over the last month. >> joining me to analyze my fellow co-host of the five. ted cruzh-9÷ is picking fights on a lot of fronts. you remember the board game risk jrges i'm terrible at that game. >> i'm wondering he is fighting with trump now he wants to pick a fight with rubio. >> because...
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he says george and weez i. but it was lil wayne. >>> just ahead, the secret that millions of americans admit to keeping from their wives. >>> and a surprise visitor caught on camera inside a school. you're watching "today in new remarkable things are happening at your local acme. we're making changes, and we're getting better every day. cleaner. friendlier. fresher. like fresher meat and seafood. and fresher produce and hundreds of organics. to top it off! we offer lower prices every day. right now, get dunkin' donuts coffee k-cups, 10-count packages for just $4.99. and thin-sliced boneless chicken east or tenders, cut fresh in store. bu 1 get 2 free. low prices, great quality, and friendlier service. ac >>> time for a check of weather and traffic. we have kat creag at the salt zone. >> her favorite duty. show knows all the famous -- >> she gets it. >> exactly, she gets it. in the meantime, she's going to get the snow first on long island first unfortunately. it t's moving from east to west. typically weather g
he says george and weez i. but it was lil wayne. >>> just ahead, the secret that millions of americans admit to keeping from their wives. >>> and a surprise visitor caught on camera inside a school. you're watching "today in new remarkable things are happening at your local acme. we're making changes, and we're getting better every day. cleaner. friendlier. fresher. like fresher meat and seafood. and fresher produce and hundreds of organics. to top it off! we offer lower...
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it's a lot of folks weezing --squeezing in.is backup creeping through the maze 508 and 24 and if you plan to coming from the east shore freeway it's through emoryville and albany pinole and lots of stop and go traffic out to the fremont street exit through the skyway 35 minutes and that's normal for the 6:00 hour. 35 minutes average from the foot of the maze to the westbound skyway as we have been telling you a high wind advisory for the bay bridge. you need to space your is self out and give yourself space between you and the cars around you. hold on to the steering wheel and take it easy. i am tracking a high wind advisory for the sinol grade. right now it's the usual crawl from the dublin interchange to 84 and that is normal picks up after that. it's smooth leaving the area heading into fremont. 30 minute from the interchange heading out to mission south. i am tracking travel times look at highway 4 westbound jammed. leaving antioch pittsburghburg bay . and under 30 from 160 to 242. the jam out of livermore into caster salve
it's a lot of folks weezing --squeezing in.is backup creeping through the maze 508 and 24 and if you plan to coming from the east shore freeway it's through emoryville and albany pinole and lots of stop and go traffic out to the fremont street exit through the skyway 35 minutes and that's normal for the 6:00 hour. 35 minutes average from the foot of the maze to the westbound skyway as we have been telling you a high wind advisory for the bay bridge. you need to space your is self out and give...
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what we have seen in the last with it weez( is very disturbing. i can't say up until that point i have paid much attention to it perhaps he has done it before. in this haze happens been apparent especially over the last month. >> joining me to analyze my fellow co-host of the five. ted cruzh-9÷ is picking fights on a lot of fronts. you remember the board game risk jrges i'm terrible at that game. >> i'm wondering he is
what we have seen in the last with it weez( is very disturbing. i can't say up until that point i have paid much attention to it perhaps he has done it before. in this haze happens been apparent especially over the last month. >> joining me to analyze my fellow co-host of the five. ted cruzh-9÷ is picking fights on a lot of fronts. you remember the board game risk jrges i'm terrible at that game. >> i'm wondering he is