but that has not changed the fact that the las knees weimer doodles of the world are genetically inferior. that's not my opinion, that's science. i'm a trained veterinary phrenologist. just look at this miscreant. (audience reacts) right here. you can feel right there, you can feel right there on the skull there's some nodules. his oversized individual a clear evidence of a criminal mind. who's an inferior canine? you are! you are! (audience reacts) you want a little martian? (laughter) (cheers and applause) so, folks, enjoy this year's westminster farce which, if you ask me, became inevitable once they started accepting breeds less pure than wolf. we'll be right back. (cheers and (cheers and applause). >> stephen: hey, welcome back, everybody. thank you so much! thank you, ladies and gentlemen. now, nation, you know me: i always live my life to the fullest. i never waste a single precious moment explaining myself or explaining the way i take advantage of all the moments and don't waste any of them with explanations. (laughter) none. the moments, i mean. (laughter) not gonna do it. but ev