please welcome the district attorney. >> thank you, and good morning, and welcome to our hall of justice. welcome to the first-ever transitional youth forum that is being held here. i think it's important for us to recognize there a difference between those of the ages of 18-25, and someone that is older or someone that is below. the criminal justice system doesn't always recognize the difference. i can tell you if we look at a study that has been done. and like the u.k. or look deeply in the process of younger people. and the reality that there is a role to the social development of the age group between 18-25. and the fact involved and the psychological world has recognized this long ago. but the criminal justice system has not. and to address the solution and do in a thoughtful way to avoid incarceration and the impact of this young life is important. i think here in san francisco, we are in a long way of other communities recognizing the need to do this. and working with the young people to reduce incarceration and to involve the right services. i am excited about this. and i want yo

welcome, everybody, welcome to san francisco. to some of you, welcome to the presidio, welcome to this absolutely gorgeous futures without violence center. i want to start by thanking futures without violence and esther solar for giving us this beautiful space to meet in today. is esther here? i haven't seen her. we'll thank her later. they made this space available for us. good morning, my name is me linda hague for those of you who don't know me. i was appointed by president obama a little more than two years ago to be united states attorney and it is my incredible honor to represent the president, the obama administration here in the northern district of california. welcome to the stop bullying summit. i'm a federal prosecutor so it may seem odd that here we are talking about bullying and we asked all of you to be here and i want to explain the origin of that and why this happened. you people, everybody in this room, has been involved in this issue and is doing incredible work on this issue and we were so honored to be a part

it's an honor to welcome you to san francisco. (applause) >> i'd also like to acknowledge the presence of two people that i consider honored to call friends, and they continue to be treasures to san francisco, to our city, to our state, and to our nation. and i was so impressed yesterday that both of them intently sat here yesterday taking it all in. and it was the highlight really i think of the seminar to have the evening closing remarks capped off by former secretary of state george schultz. so, thank you very much, sir, for being here. (applause) >> it is a wonderful partnership that he shares with his wife who is chief of protocol for our city and our state, charlotte schultz. so, thank you very much. (applause) >> certainly this partnership couldn't take place without all of the heavy lifting and hard work done by the san francisco fleet week association. so, thank you to general myatt for your vision. this is your three of not only the celebration events, but what you spoke to earlier. also the executive director of the fle

welcome to all of you. anyone from across the pond, europe? sir i welcome you to san francisco.ant to thank all of the city staff here lead by -- the department of public works. we know that graffiti impacts every neighborhood. as the city not only does the department of public works spend four million dollars a year but collectively we spend 20 million dollars fighting this crime. we can do better. i look forward to a fruitful conference and hopefully someday stamp out graffiti. thank you very much. (applause) >>: thank you supervisor chiu. the next person i'm going to introduce, he is and original graffiti fighter, past chair of the graffiti advisory board and the main reason you are here. -- international conference was something he wanted to see in san francisco. mohammed -- has worked in san francisco -- responsible for dozens of community engagement programs, (indiscernible) (indiscernible) he knows every inch of this city as a steward of this beautiful, vibrant city. (indiscernible) strengthening and improving the community with partnership and support. (indiscernible) he

means to welcome everyone. and those who couldn't quite stomach that left. and we're feeling like we're following god's call. >> stephen: that's one of the beefs i have with your church is you-- there's a sign on the edge of town that says, "the episcopal church welcomes you." >> and it has no asterisk with exceptions? >> stephen: no it, doesn't. that's one thing i don't get it about-- it doesn't seem exclusive that way. you know, it doesn't seem that coolave club if anybody could be part of it,un what i mean? you. >> the interesting thing is jesus just wasn't that cool. jesus was always talking to the marginalized, those put down by society. he spent all of his time working with them, loving them in waitz they had never been loved before. that's what we want to try to be. >> stephen: another but jesus also says-- ( cheers and applause ) i mean, obviously, you've played the jesus card, which, of course, is a crowd pleaser. >> it's a great card! >> stephen: it is a great card but i can play the jesus card, too,

. >>> good morning, and welcome to mosaic. this morning, we're about to start a wonderful conversation about jewish summer camps. joining us are ken kramer, executive director of camp tawonga, along with jamie simon, camp director. welcome. >> thanks for having us. >> thanks for having us. >> what is camp tawonga? >> great question. let's start with the place. the camp is a former native american village on the river next to yosemite national park. it's been kind of a sacred gathering place for thousand of years. and today it's a place where the jewish community gathers, about 1200 children every summer, for, i would say, life transforming appearances. >> we were founded in 1925 and we've had the same mission ever since. and the mission really guides everything we do. so there's kind of four parts. the first part being we want to raise children to have positive self image and self esteem. we train counselors to bring out the best in each kid and hopefully leave kids feeling better with about who they are than when they got the

bush. >> welcome everyone. welcome to all of our friends and family who have joined us today.seated. welcome to all of our friends and family who have joined us today from around the country and around the world. thank you all for coming and a special welcome to president obama and michelle to president clinton and secretary clinton, to president carter and rose lynn and finally we're thrilled to have our father and mother president george h. bush and barbara bush. [ applause ] i know for the presidential families that nothing says an exciting get together more than an invitation to come see millions of documents from someone else's time in office, so thank you all very much for coming. a warm welcome to the former heads of state, the diplomatic core, the members of the united states congress and our armed forces. we're especially happy to see the familiar faces of so many of the bush cheney administration. in the united states the presidency is not just about one. the presidency is about all of the people that joined with that president with years of service to our remarkable

you welcomed me as a young law student across the river. welcomed michelle too. [applause] you welcomed me during a convention when i was still a state senator and very few people could pronounce my name right. [laughter] like you, michelle and i have walked these streets. like you, we know these neighborhoods. and like you in this moment of grief, we join you in saying, boston, you're my home. for millions of us, what happened on monday is personal. it's personal. today our prayers are with the campbell family of medford, they're here today. tear daughter, kr -- their daughter, krystle was always smiling. those who knew her that with her red hair anderer freckles and -- her freckles and with her ever-eager willingness to speak her mind she was beautiful. sometimes she could be a little noisy, and everybody loved her for it. she would have turned 30 next month. as her mother said through her tears, this doesn't make any sense. our prayers are with the lu family of china who sent their daughter to bu so that she could experience all that this city has to offer. sh

welcome, everybody, welcome to san francisco.come to the presidio, welcome to this absolutely gorgeous futures without violence center. i want to start by thanking futures without violence and esther solar for giving us this beautiful space to meet in today. is esther here? i haven't seen her. we'll thank her later. they made this space available for us. good morning, my name is me linda hague for those of you who don't know me. i was

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this will always be a place that welcomes each visitor with open arms. thank you all and welcome.america the beautiful"] [applause] >> ladies and gentlemen, president jimmy carter. [applause] >> it is a great honor for me to be here today. it reminds me of my favorite cartoon in a new yorker magazine. this old boy is looking up at his father. he says, daddy, when i go up, i want to be a former president. [laughter] many of us have made that gold and one is still working on it. i will be very brief and limiting my comments just to the things that i know personally. in 2000 there was a disputed election for several weeks. when president bush became president, they had the inauguration in washington. i was one of the two democrats volunteering on the platform. he said, if there is anything i can do for you, let me know. that was a mistake he made. [laughter] the worst problem now is the war going on between north and south sudan. millions of people are being killed. i would like you to help us get a peace agreement. in a weak moment, he said, i will do it. i said you would have to ta

welcome introduction and roll call. action item 2, reading of agenda. >> 3, public comment and action not on the agenda. each speaker is limited to 3 minutes. >> 4, information item. report from the chair. >> 5, information item report from the director of the mayor's office on disability. >> 6: information item. city careshare. access for all. city careshare will provide an over rue of the program and the expansion mobility for offices that uses mobility devices. the presentation is by rick hutchinson, ceo of city careshare. 7, information item support with family for disabilities services provided for families with individuals with disabilities. education manager and felix lopez, education coordinator. >> at 2:20 we'll break. the council will take a 10 minute break. 8. information item. everybody plays as san francisco recreation and parks. the adaptive recreation program to include supports for persons with disabilities. lucas and vickie inclusion coordinator. public comment is welcome. >> 9. recreation item capital

welcome back. nation, i'll tell you, folks, i'll be honest with you, i am no good when it comes to cooking. no matter how many times i try to make the perfect souffle, rosita just seems to get it wrong. maybe i'm not yelling loud enough. i don't know. but the thing that gives me the most trouble in the kitchen is cooking eggs. i mean, once you crack them open, how are you supposed to remember which part was the inside and which part was the outside? labels, please. that's why i was so excited to see that there is finally a product on the market that makes cooking eggs possible. >> making eggs make a mess. they stick to the pan. they flop when you flip. and they always drip. and after you cook them up there's all that clean up. what you need is the rollie egg master, the fast, easy, pan-freeway to make perfect eggs every time. >> colbert: yes, the rollie egg master. folks, this is what we've been waiting for. an answer to the question, how can i make my breakfast fit more slugly into my colon? and t

jimmy: timothy, welcome -- >> that's a hell of a band. >> jimmy: welcome back.ah! >> jimmy: yeah. you feeling it? >> i am, you know, i'm thrilled -- at first i didn't get it. you know, they said -- they said, "fallon, timberlake, olyphant." i and i was like, "i don't" -- but i get it now. because i'm just like you guys. i'm a -- i'm a triple threat. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: wow, unbelievable, what do you mean -- that's amazing. >> yeah, thank you. >> jimmy: you mean -- >> they know what i'm talking about. >> jimmy: yeah, they do. they -- they feel your scene there. what are saying there? you can sing, you can -- >> i don't think that term is just about singing and dancing, necessarily. >> jimmy: no. >> i think it's just three things. >> jimmy: three threatening things. >> i can do three things. >> jimmy: that threaten people. >> yeah -- >> jimmy: what are those things? >> i can like -- well -- i like to think i can act. >> jimmy: you definitely can act. i know that for a fact. [ cheers and applause ] >> and then i can throw a ball. >> jimmy: can you throw a

. >> i want to welcome everybody. i'm from kiss fm and the voice of your san francisco giants at the park. we've got to great program planned for you today and keep that energy up. and thank you to lincoln high school. this is going to be a very exciting day as mayor lee and the giants kickoff the campaign. it is our goal along with your hope to keep san francisco clean and beautiful this wonderful city that we love for generations to come. we're going to keep you very attend let's get this program started with a beach blanket babylon with an original song and let's welcome renÉe wilson. ♪ ♪ to keep you clean is why we gather here. it's time for us to care. that's why i'll help our mayor to polish every street with one big giant sweep. oh, whistle why while you work. and carefully together we'll show our pride. just like the giants we will triumph but there's work to do. no litering so make sure you pick up your trash. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ so whistle while you work. we must work hard to reach our goal keep san francisco beautiful.

i welcome any criticism. i welcome every opinion. i welcome every view. >> elbaradei they don't have to worry about going to jail? >> they are egyptians. they are part of my family from egypt. there is no way that any harm can befall them because of their opinions or their personal opposition. >> jon: now that's the kind of open democratic spirit that a great nation like egypt deserves. i'm going to let you know a little secret. the world is watching. no one wants to see egypt plunge into darkness. democracy isn't a democracy if it only lasts up until someone makes fun of your hat. we'll be right ba n9n9n9s0s0ívef( welcome back. gun violence, who are its real victims? you might think the bullet recipient. perhaps you should think again. john oliver has more. >> reporter: arizona has suffered greatly due to gun violence in recent years. activist charles heller has had enough. so he's standing up for the real victims. >> guns. reporter: what? the city actually pays the company to destroy guns, fully automatic assault weapons, short-bar

come on over, guys. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome. are you from? >> my name is jeremy from north dakota, don't cha know? >> jimmy: oh, there you go. welcome to north dakota, yeah. >> i'm courtney. i'm from alaska. >> jimmy: oh, is that right? >> alaska, whoo! >> jimmy: okay, very good. >> my name is randy, and i'm from queens. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's what i'm talking about right there! randy from queens. all right, here we go. here's how it works, you guys. in a moment, you'll each put on these headphones and sing along to the song that's playing in them. here's the catch. they are noise-canceling headphones so you won't be able to hear yourself singing, but we will. [ laughter ] now, throughout the song, our sound guy, munson rawlings, will be randomly changing -- randomly changing -- [ laughter and applause ] randomly changing the pitch, and you'll have to match it. how you doing, munson? >> eat [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. here we go. all right. [ laughter ] all right, all right. look. the pitch

you're welcome. this is a bit of a rorschach crime in the same way you might look at this rorschach blot and see a beautiful butterfly sitting on a penis. whereas others might look at that rorschach and see an annoying butterfly blocking my view of that penis. shoo, shoo. >> our next guest is facing mounting criticism for a tweet sent moments after the capture of the second bombing suspect. new york state senator greg ball wrote this. so [bleep] number 2 in custody. who wouldn't use torture on this punk to save more lives? >> jon: i get it. we're all a little emotional on twitter. you're watching something. you get charged up. you might end up impulsively advocating torture or getting in a flame war with a believer. i'm sorry. i think anne frank is more of a one-direction type gal. any other versions of the bombing's real lesson. >> in watertown they're going door to door. there was a real concern that this fell oal might be on the loose. might break into their house and might take hostages. would pe

♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody! welcome back!three, what's the one thing we all have in common? one, two, three -- [ audience shouts answers ] that's right -- brains. [ laughter ] every one of us has one, and now it's time to play a game where we put your brains to the test. it's time for "tell us what you know." ♪ tell us what you know [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to "tell us what you know," america's longest-running trivia game show. let's bring out tonight's contestants. come on over. ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, guys. if you forgot the rules, here they are. first, i'm going to give you a random topic. then you're gonna have ten seconds to say everything you know about that topic. you can say words, ideas, thoughts, whatever comes to mind. the more you say, the more points you earn. once the ten seconds is up, the brain master will give you your score. brain master is a wise and gentle being who knows everything in the universe. he's also never seen a woman naked. [ rolling thunder ] in the end, the contestant with the mo

welcome, everybody! "late night with jimmy fallon," that's a great crowd right there. welcome.hing at home, all that. let's get to the funny jokes here. here's what people are talking about. big news coming out of the nba, literally coming out of the nba today. washington wizards center jason collins. you guys hear about this? washington wizard jason collins just came out of the closet making him the first pro athlete in a major sport to be openly gay. [ cheers and applause ] while the first openly gay wizard is still dumbledore. >> steve: everybody knows. >> jimmy: everybody knows. that's right collins is getting credit for being the first openly gay pro athlete. or as martina navritilova put it, hello! some more sports news, tim tebow was officially released from the new york jets. well, i guess -- i guess all that praying finally paid off. [ laughter ] please, anywhere. i will play anywhere else. you gotta get me -- come on, get me out! i don't care where i go! i'll do arena football, i don't care! i'm excited for tonight's show. we have rebel wilson in the house! oh, we lov

he certainly has welcomed fleet week, he's welcomed the fleet and marines and mayor lee, we can't thank you enough for your support for everything we're trying to do. please help me welcome mayor ed lee. >> thank you, general myat. good morning, everybody, welcome to the uss macon island. it's my pleasure to be here with you this morning on the green ship of our u.s. navy. it's very appropriate that it be here heading the fleet in san francisco. admiral beeman, thank you very much for your leadership. it is impressive what we are accomplishing. just two years ago, we started with an understanding that our military, the coast guard, the u.s. navy, the marine corps, had something that we really needed. it's called logistics expertise. and we recognized that and with the help of our fleet week association, with the help of our honorary chair, former secretary of state george scholtz, along with senator feinstein who started fleet week, we began to appreciate in addition to appreciating the men and women in uniform and the wonderful attributes of having fleet week and the blue angels and th

please welcome now, dr. dennis bartel the executive director of the exporatorium and truly a driving force behind this remarkable and amazing project. [ applause ] >> wow. what an amazing journey. i know, my chairman was nervous for a second that i was going to use an expletive. we are unbelievably excited to open the exporatorium at piers, 15 and 17 here to the entire san francisco community and the world beyond. it has been many years coming and it took an army of thousands to put it together. there is just a few special groups that i want to highlight here today. the first from the bottom of my heart this tireless, staff, this leslie, yes i am going to do it, this lovely band of miss fits anywhere in the world who pulled this together, thank you. >> to our board of directors and their leadership and support. never waivering, that unflagging optimism and vision to finally land here on san francisco's front porch. to our architects led by mark batalion to our contractors led by midy brother and our banks, l

>> scott from gardner city, long island. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: welcome. welcome, scott.ame? >> my name is henry, and i'm from north jersey. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: very, very, good. what is your from and where is your name? >> i'm kyle and from fairfield, connecticut. >> jimmy: very, very good. did you say your name? >> what? >> jimmy: did you say your name? >> yeah, kyle. >> jimmy: oh, i thought you said, hi, i'm from connecticut. the aa meeting is down the hall. [ laughter ] hey, guys. listen up. here's how the game works here. to your right on the sharp 108 is the dreaded dartboard of insanity. >> oh, hell, no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now, one at a time, you'll each take this official buzz bee ultimate rapid blast air blaster, and shoot a rubber dart at the board. the board will quickly flash between various stunts you may be subjected to, each of which carries a specific point value. now, for instance, we have -- "veggie wedgie" for three points -- "hog-tied and lovin' it" for six points -- or the dreaded "rabbit punch" for 12 points. that is where we give you a number f

welcome dr. ben carson. i don't know if anyone asked you this yet, what was the president's reaction personally to your speech? did you talk to him? >> i talked to him afterwards and he came over. he was very gracious. he said, you know, thank you for your speech. he didn't say he enjoyed it, but he did say. [laughter] >> and he said he admired me >> i suspect you might have known that going in. let me play -- you said something, in talking about the economy, that really hit home with me. and that's about the deficit. $16.5 trillion we have. >> that is a number that is so mind-boggling. that's why i said if you counted one number, one number per second, it would take you 507,000 years. more than half a million years. it's a number that's just staggering and it's continuing to grow. you know, we sit around and we talk about maybe we can keep it from growing further. we need to reduce it. and the way to reduce it obviously is to get the economy growing again. you know, it doesn't really do any good to keep tak

>> hello, everybody and welcome, good afternoon. thank you so much for coming to join us for this celebration today. i'm renell, brooks moon from the morning show, and of course, the voice of your 2012 world champions, san francisco giants. >> in fact, the last time that i was at city hall was halloween 2012, right after the parade and the victory celebration and so it is great to be back and it is almost baseball season and who is ready to demand our title? i cannot wait, i cannot begin to tell you how honored i am to serve as your host for this special event, i want to welcome you officially to the san francisco mayor's office of neighborhood services black history month closing ceremony. what a way to wrap things up, we gather here to honor a living legend, ground breaking politician, activist and freedom fighter and fashion icon, the one and the only the honorable willie l. brown junior. [ applause ] growing in the area, his accomplishments and contributions to the world at large and public service were not lost on me and it is

welcome, mark. glad to have you here.plause) >> and with that, i'd like to introduce the city administrator naomi kelly who will also introduce the mayor, ed lee. (applause) >> happy black history month, everyone. we have to be proud that we have two very strong beautiful african-american women who are on the board of supervisors. [cheering and applauding] >> and where do we go from here, ms. breed? you have all the departments that are with the administrator family to help you and supervisor cohen achieve those goals. this year, the theme is at the crossroads of freedom and equality and we stand here 150 years after the emancipation proclamation and 50 years after the march on washington to reflect on our success -- assess our challenges, and look forward to the future. just monday at the state of the city address, the mayor talked about some of our challenges, and he has tasked me to work with supervisor cohen, supervisor breed, dr. amos brown, dr. honeycut, and all of you to look at our public housing and where do we s

this country has always welcomed migrants. these people will integrate, and the country will be a lot richer for it. >> but ukip voters say the immigration issue is not being taken seriously enough by establhed parties. in peterborough, where ukip is also campaigning, the anti- immigration posturing strikes a chord with many people. >> we have earned what we get in this country. they have not. they come here and take it. >> we pay the sort of things to get the treatment, and you got people who can come here and go straight in and have children and it is not fair. >> they gained popularity because there is some anti- eastern-european sentiment in the city. >> when it comes to other major issues, ukip's manifesto left clearly define policies. plus, its membership is still relatively small. political analysts do not see it as a threat in general elections two years from now. >> there was a widespread feeling that the country was in economic crisis and that neither of the two major parties h ything imptant to say. in the circumsta

welcome, consider visiting us again. thank you for coming today and final thanks to the museum of modern art for your generosity and vision of getting us where we are today. now we'll do the ribbon cutting. there is one person i want to call up and introduce and appreciate her willing to do so. her name is sarah, her longest standing member of station 1. she's been in the department since 1987 and came to station 1 and been here since 1994. it's been a great pleasure to have her assist us with the ribbon cutting. take a look at the station and we will perform great work for you out of this station. thanks for your attention. 3, 2, 1. [ cheering and applauding ] [ cheering and applauding ] >>> >>> >> >> >> >>

i now welcome you to a light reception. thank you very much. sorry, i forgot the most important part. we are going to break down. we are going to do this. [ applause ] [ cheering and applauding ] [ cheering and are going to do this. >>> it gives me great pleasure to welcome you all today. we are very happy to be able in a moment to announce our new director. but i want to acknowledge all of you who are here, particularly trustees who are here who have been enormously supportive of this effort to find a new director. it has been quite a long procedure, although it was no longer than the search for john buchannon. both searchers took about 13 months. my selection committee which was 13 people and i would like to thank them for their participation and in particular the search committee voted to appoint this particular individual in january and they have been able to keep the secret of this person until today. and i really commend them because it's a very hard secret to keep and i know that there have been many rumors of names of people, 6 that i k

we'll we'll be right back [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome back. from here in the united states, we're having reservations about not selling arms to rogue regimes. after all, what is the worst that could happen? >> the world watches north korea yet again. it's believed they are preparing for the test launch of a missile after weeks of threats towards their neighbors. >> the missile's range sup to 2400 -- up to 2400 miles so it could reach as far as guam. >> jon: not guam that's where this country's chewing guam comes from. [ laughter ] i might be thinking of a different place. [ laughter ] bubbalicious land. [ laughter ] north korea gentleman a fairly small, sparsely populated, not oil having country. many students of international relations may ask themselves why do they get away with this (bleep). >> china north korea's closest ally. >> the chinese have used their veto in the scowns toll protect north korea china has sworn to protect them against unprovoked aggression. >> jon: china! north korea has a big shot friend in the neighborhood. it's lik