[ cheers and applause ] [ crowd ] welcome home, chuck, welcome home! welcome home, chuck.get out of here! [ man ] please join me in welcoming lt. chuck nadd home! [ cheers and applause ] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome back. my guest academy award winning actor his new movie which he wrote, directed and started in is called "the monuments men". >> want to get in the war. >> monuments men. >> signed by roosevelt. sigh that. >> to get a team together and try to protect what is left and find what is missing. >> aren't you a little old for that? >> yes. >> you want to go into a war zen and tell our boys what they can and cannot blow up. >> that's the idea. >> okay, how many men? >> for now six. >> jesus. >> with you that is serve. >> that's -- it's seven. >> much better. >> you go through basic and then wait for orders. >> basic? >> yes. >> basic trining? >> us. >> please welcome back to the program george clooney. [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] >> jon: very nice. okay. all right. [cheers and applause] okay. >> no you. no you. >> jon: no, you. no, no. i star

jolly rancher. >> stephen: welcome back, everybody!just want to announce that tomorrow night pussy riot will be at the barkley center in brooklyn for bringing human rights back home concert with imagine dragons, flaming lips, loren hill, madonna and much, much more. now, only a personal note i just want to say, vladimir, i don't ask much and i don't ask often, you leave those girls alone! (cheers and applause) that's it for the "report," everybody! (cheers and applause) (cheers and applause) good night! frank: you got to be careful of the wire, charlie. charlie: i'm not going to pinch the wire. - i know what i'm doing. - 'cause then the brake's lights don't work. - i know what i'm doing here! - okay, make sure it's on tight. it's on as tight as it's going to get, dude! it's on good and tight.

waitress: hey, welcome to denny's. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody, my guests tonight are russian activists. please welcome -- >> pussy riot. >> pussy riot. >> pussy riot. >> stephen: what they said! (cheers and applause) nice to see you, if nadya, masha. all right, so we got masha, we got nadya and then anya, you'll be translating, right? >> yes. >> stephen: thank you very much. welcome to the united states. >> ( translated ): thank you. >> stephen: have you been to an olive garden yet? >> ( translated ): haven't had time. >> stephen: don't, you'll think you're in italy, it would be a waste. now, you are members of-- pardon the expression-- pussy riot. okay? you were arrested in russia and thrown in jail. what did you do that got you arrested? >> ( translated ): we sang a fun song in a church. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: so you broke the law? (laughter) >> ( translated ): yes, and we broke mitt times before that because we had a lot of fun songs, one of them was called "putin piss off."

welcome to the olympic games. i can't search olympic village for gay propaganda so instead i searched the official souvenir shop and found olympic fashions refreshingly free of homosexual taste. >> oh, excuse me. >> well done, vladimir putin, that's a gay suicide vest. you put this on, you want to kill yourself. oh, a bear to the wearing pants, nothing gay about that. >> satisfied that no gay people had ever touched this clothing, i took my crusade to the streets. >> the mayor of sochi says there are no gays in sochi. where am i going to find the gays? is that true? >> next question please. >> they're gay. >> buddy cole, nice to meet you. >> nice to meet you too. >> it's funny because my grinder said you were 300 yards away. oh well, we're trying to seek out the gay propaganda threat here in russia. have you seen it anywhere? the gay propaganda. so there's no gay propaganda threat in sochi. >> no, no. >> so no gays on main street. i thinkinged they must all be at putin's free speech protest. >> have you heard abou

>>> welcome to al jazeera america. i'm del walters. these are the stories we're following for you. we are just moments away from a joint news conference between president obama, and french president, francois hollande. another first for the first woman to lead the federal reserve, making her debut on capitol hill. >>> we'll have 125 separate pieces of snow equipment. >> and a state of emergency, and the first flakes have yet to fall. the south bracing for what is being billed as the worst ice storm in decades. ♪ >>> welcome to al jazeera america, i'm del walters. we want to take you live now to the east room of the white house. that is where we are awaiting a joint news conference between president obama, and french president francois hollande. mike viqueira quite the history between these two leaders. >> reporter: well, that's right, and there has already been several nods to that shared history. coming to the white house, we have to cross lafayette park, instrumental in helping the american revolutionary forces, and yesterday these two presidents, president obama, president holla

[cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome back.halfway through the program and you know what that means? time for me to settle in from a nightly midshow snack. tonight i'm going to do something special. i bought myself a sandwich from the local subway sandwich chain. the restaurant obviously not the transportation system. [laughter] their sandwiches are good but they always put too much urine. [ laughter ] you can never go wrong eating fresh. >> big changes for the world's largest sandwich chain this morning. subway is removing a controversial chemical from its bread. [ laughter ] >> jon: controversial you mean like controversial like the nfl isn't ready for a gay player controversy? or like subway bred chemical collecting the phone meta data or does this chemical want to build a mosque at ground zero? what chemical are we talking about? >> what we're talking about here asodide carbonomide. >> jon: i see the problem here. if you change your font size -- [laughter] -- you can fit that on just one screen. you could. [ laughter ] beca

welcome back. what do each of you see within your context, about why jewish education -- why is education the doorway to go through for the community? >> i think that education is a really powerful antidote to what i would call, internalized anti-semitism come a which is a sense that most of us have, that judaism is not that smart or interesting or relevant. that it is sort of this tag, identity tag, that we carry with us. and we don't exactly know what it means or why. i think there is a sense of, lack of disconnect, with that identity. part of what happens, when you start learning on your own, is there is a wonderful sense of engagement and empowerment. and really, of ownership. that, this is mine. this is my tradition. and it is flexible. it is playful. it is complicated. i think that once people enter into that, it has a really powerful and transformative impact on their own identity as jews. >> david, what would you say? >> i think that education and educational environments, whether they are

>> jon: please welcome ty burrell. hello, sir. you for being here. >> thank you. i have to say that -- the male in that clip was one stephen colbert. >> jon: what? >> yes and has there ever been a character in animated history who has looked more like the actual person ever. he should have just been called mr. colbert. >> jon: he should have been called that. i would think he is an an maters dream. >> yes, because they film you. >> jon: what was it like to work with stephen colbert. >> we got to close. just the time between scenes and going out to dinners i've never met stephen colbert. >> jon: what? >> i have still never met stephen colbert jnch that's not true. >> it's 100% true. i've seen him in passing but i'm really hoping to meet him at the premiere. no eye contact jo. >> i don't think the security will let that -- he has a big team fruity and big fruity? >> he has fruity and big fruity? thank that's how they tell them aapartment. eddie murphy had a security team and two gigantic guys at a premiere once he said this is fruit

congratulations, jimmy, welcome to 11:30. i'm sure it's a relief to escape the baron television superfund site of the 12:30 death slot. that reminds me-- congratulations, seth. looking forward to february 24. you're going to be great. ( cheers and applause ). nation, is it me or has america gone crazy? everybody is covered in tattoos, has health insurance-- it's madness. but, folks, nothing has me more confuses than the transgenders. they're everywhere from rupaul, to "glee "to the transformers movies. hey, hey, optimists. you were born a robot. it doesn't matter if inside you feel like you're a truck. ( applause ) besides, being transjerpd is just not fair, i put in 49 works into being a dude, and then some joannie-come-lately says she's a johnny and suddenly i have have to pay her the same as a man. where are we as a nation? and the whole thing makes my brain broke. last week, facebook added more than 50 custom gender options, including transgender, transgender female, transgender male, transfemale, transmale, transwoman, t

waitress: hey, welcome to denny's. >> welcome back. football season is over.ll season is over. it's time for america to shift the focus to its second favorite sport, waiting for football season to start again. we learned next year may come with an exciting twist. >> michael sam has revealed he is guy. the 24-year-old expected to be taken early round of the nfl draft come april is poised to become profootball's first openly gay player. >> we could have the first openly gay professional player. there hasn't been a civil rights movement so significant since the nfl welcomed the first openly bad player. it's amazing to me. [laughter] who is this gay football player, probably a kicker, huh? am i right a kicker. you know he's a gay kicker, not like a real player. >> at six two 260 pounds university of missouri defensive lineman michael sam used skill and strength to lead the sec in sacks last year. >> he was the defensive player of the year the best defensive player in the best conference in college football. [ laughter ] >> jon: it's as though sexual orientation ha

unwrap paradise. >> stephen: welcome back, everybody!l be at the barkley center in brooklyn for bringing human rights back home concert with imagine dragons, flaming lips, loren hill, madonna and much, much more. now, only a personal note i just want to say, vladimir, i don't ask much and i don't ask often, you leave those girls alone! (cheers and applause) that's it for the "report," everybody! (cheers and applause) good night! >> it's 11:59 and 59 seconds. this happened on the internet today. microsoft named satya nadella as its new c.e.o., and he has big shoes to fill since current c.e.o. steve ballmer. this video from an old steve balmer will show you everything you need to know about steve balmer.

on above the of the united states positively services i want to welcome you to the 19th luna celebratione 7 stamp in the series we're truly honored to be hosting this selection celebration let me begin by thanking the white crane dance group and the hosts of the performance. they've helped us today only today but year after year so what a wonderful vaccination and a applause. you'll be meeting our guest and other people a few people in the audience. first someone who i work with frequently is san francisco marketing manager is martha she's right there. martha played a large roll in the success and she is retiring at the end of the month for or after 2 seven years of dedication so thank you very much martha. also in the audience today are jeff managing director of the investment and a doris the hilton director of community affairs. thank you, again, for supporting the lunar event and, of course, we're honored to have the artist who designed this today mr. kim. where are you right there (clapping) thank you for sharing our beautiful art with the world and through this lunar event. i want t

[cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome back.tonight stars on abc's modern family his new movie is called mr. peabody and sherman. >> peabody that was amazing. wasn't that amazing? >> i'm more into rock 'n' roll. ♪ i meant florida -- flamenco. ♪ bagpipes ♪ this is great but a complete waist of time. let's get penny and go -- >> are you all right? >> jon: please welcome ty burrell. hello, sir. [cheers and applause] >> good. >> jon: nice to see you. thank you for being here. >> thank you. i have to say that -- the male in that clip was one stephen colbert. >> jon: what? >> yes and has there ever been a character in animated history who has looked more like the actual person ever. he should have just been called mr. colbert. >> jon: he should have been called that. i would think he is an an maters dream. >> yes, because they film you. >> jon: what was it like to work with stephen colbert. >> we got to close. just the time between scenes and going out to dinners i've never met stephen colbert. >> jon: what? >> i have still never met

next.e move" is ♪ . >> welcome to "on the move."a at bloomberg's european headquarters here in london. we're just moments away from the start of european trading. our markets team has everything covered from companies to currencies. joining me is caroline hyde, jonathan ferro, ryan chilcote and manus cranny. >> two days of torture monday and tuesday. it was cold where i was. the markets seemed to get a reprieve. the big debate is this. the emerging market route over and finished? it is unemployment day and that is going to dominate the agenda. johnny ferro has that. >> yes, he does. it is all about jobs day in the u.s. >> absolutely. in just about five hours. it is the only number people will be looking for. the estimate is 180,000. keep an eye of unemployment. it is getting close to the threshold of 6.5%. it is actually a good thing. we'll talk about that later. >> we're still keeping an eye on tech. >> the winners and losers. facebook rallied on better than expected earnings but twitter and linkedin falling. sales not impressing.

please welcome their first grade teacher mrs. ludemeyer. mrs. ludemeyer, thank you so much for joining me today. thank you so much. (cheers and applause) now mrs. ludemeyer, thank you so much for having the courage to speak with me today. i hear you have some damaging revelations about what david wildstein was like as a first grader. >> yes, stephen. he was an untrustworthy little ruffian. one time he said he needed to tink but once he was in the bathroom he just played with the soap dispenser. >> stephen: okay, did you also teach chris christie? >> christopher? (laughs) oh, he was a joy! kids like chrisy are why i teach! definitely presidential material. a born lead we are executive experience. (laughter and applause) mrs. ludemeyer, you're reading off of note cards. did chris christie's people get to you? >> yes. he closed off two lanes of the lunch line. (laughter) i wouldn't endorse him and a week later the class goldfish dropped dead! (audience reacts) i could be next! >> stephen: stay calm, mrs. ludemeyer. >> can i stay here tonight? >> st

so welcome. >> yeah, welcome. >> all right. any public comment. >> no. >> moving to nine. >> new business request. >> i have a request, not next meeting but possibly in two meetings i would like the agenda and us to agendaize late night transit. >> in the city. >> and to have the mta come? >> have the mta come. and have a member supervisor's weiner's office come as well and since i think that they are going to try to carry the legislation or do something about it and i think that it is important for us as commissioners to do some homework on this with the pros and cons of late night transit with regard to the industry that we regulate. >> thank you. >> i am done. >> great, any other future agenda items? >> you know, ways thinking about the plastic water bottle and no more water bottles and i was just wondering if there was some way that we could get, an idea of how to be a more green industry. i just recently, you know, took an environmental geology course. it has me freaked out. you know, there is just so much plastic in the w

>>> welcome to a healthy you, i'm carroll ault. when i had david wolf on to talk about how he dealt witht. seasonal allergies by drinking a little bit of salt, you guys really responded. it seems as though we openedd the flood gates. everybody wanted more tips for naturally stopping the sneezing and wheezing. i also suffered terribly with allergies as a kid because i ate a very poor a diet, no amount of salt wasng going to help me. the minute i gave up bread, i never had allergies again. for me the allergies were directly related to how much gluten i ate.di so today, we're going to continue our allergy conversation. we will visitue dr. vincent at his office to see how he reds his patients and himselves from food allergies and even reintroduces some foods with his tips on tackling seasonal allergies >> yeah, i was the poster boy for every allergy known to man. over ten years of allergy injections, over-the-counter drugs, prescription medications, you name it, i went through it. we're heading into that season and i would like to prev

on behalf of governor jerry brown and in a great deal state welcome mr. president, it's an honor to have you here. i was thinking about this all over the world people pickup nations and nations are being torn apart by racism and others things. you think about san francisco and the state of california we're in one of the most diverse regions in the most diverse state in america. by and large i think people see us to prosper and i think mr. president, if there's anything you should take away at our best we celebrate diversity and as doctor king talked about we unite around our common things that bind us together. we have entrepreneurial genes we have doers and like our city our state priced itself on the leading cutting-edge. i know you're going to be visiting some of the other great cities we think you choose wisely and we're hopefully, you'll take away desired ideas and we look forward to inviting you back. 56 a france >> along with the lieutenant governors there are other and i've brought my secret secretary george shooults. the mayor of the great city y

welcome back.person as our very first guest here on "late night." you know her work on "saturday night live" and the nbc sitcom "parks and recreation." i know her as one of my best friends. please welcome the lovely and wonderful amy poehler. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: how about this? >> hey! >> seth: can you believe it? >> yeah! this is awesome. >> seth: this is awesome. >> wow. >> seth: we've come a long way. >> yes, we've come a long way. >> seth: 2001, we started the show together. >> mm-hmm. we were in the same class together. >> seth: we were in the same class at "snl" right down the hall. this is a super hot picture of how we used to look back in the day. >> wow! [ cheers ] >> seth: look at those two. i used to just set an iron on the top of my head to get my hair to look like that. >> that was before i fixed my teeth. yes. >> seth: well, you can't tell. >> thanks. >> seth: for me, i -- >> all my teeth are fake now. [ laughter ] >> seth: every single one? >> yeah, i pulled them out a

welcome to d.i.t. [ male announcer ] diy has evolved.rely new menu created with your busy schedule in mind. pronto lunch starting at $6.99. handmade italian sandwiches, flatbreads, and our signature soup and salad. starting at $6.99. and all served "pronto!" at olive garden. ( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: that's the report, everybody. good nigh captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org it is 11:59 and 59 seconds, this happens happened on youtube today, the academy awards are this weekend and here is the nominee on best advice on how to give an oscar speech from someone who never got an oscar. >> don't talk about how much you don't have much time so you must speak quickly, we know you don't have that much talk, to talk about the fact you don't have that much time, you waste ago lot of time. >> you sure make a good point, man delivering a speech from a green screen. i would like to hear more but we don't have a lot of time. >> we spend so much time on the video talk about how much

twix. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody.est tonight is in the new wes anderson movie, so at some point in this interview, jason schwartzman will probably show up. please welcome jeff goldblum. ( cheers and applause ) hey, jeff. good to see you again. nice to have you on. >> nice to be here. >> stephen: to see you again, man. obviously everybody knows you're a friend of the show. it's your sixth time on the show. ( cheers and applause ). first time we got to have a conversation together. >> i'm thrilled, very honored. >> stephen: now, i've never said this to you, i've never said this to you, but you know i don't trust the hollywood elite. >> yes, sir... >> stephen: but you're different. >> really? thank you. >> stephen: because the market has spoken and are you box office gold, okay? ( cheers and applause ) i believe in the free market. you've been in some of the biggest movies of all times. do you fit in out in hollywood with all the-- are you a liber liberal? ( laughter ) >> i wasn't going to press the issue, but now that y

well, welcome to the world, eli.alary as your father. ( laughter ) ( applause ) speak of which, jay, since this is your second baby i am promoting you to junior executive intern. it does not come with a salary bump but your business cards will be more impressive, or they would be if i gave you business cards. and remember, as soon as eli is old enough to carry a la at a, i captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart! [applause] jon: welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. we have a good one tonight. our guest tonight, toronto star reporter robyn doolittle, has written a book about -- a gentleman named rob ford, apparently he's

welcome to my daily staff meeting. meeting. [laughter] so folks just in case i ever lose this job right here i set out to learn the secrets of corporate backary in the latest installment of stephen colbert's fall back position. i began my quest with ledge tree washington redskins coach joe gibbs. four nfc championships. three super bowls. i was eager to show off myra at -- my raw athleticism. coach thanks for talking with me today, it's a real honor. >> good to be here. >> coach joe gibbs. broadway joe. >> i was never that. >> you're not. is broadway joe not available. [laughter] did he call? this is a waste of mankind. well once again, what an honor. >> i can tell. thank you so much. i can tell. >> obviously a legend in the game of football if i may call it that. but what do you do with your time these days. >> mostly a lot of it's ministries and racing cars. >> do you do those together. do you have a minister in a race car. >> no. >> what's the name of your ministry. >> game player for life.com, they can see what we're doing.

(cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome to the report, everybody. thank you so much for joining us. oh, thank you ladies and gentlemen, please, sit down. folks, it is yet another electric night here at the report. why? why? (cheers and applause) why, well, first of all because it's tuesday. (laughter) ask anybody, they'll tell you. but mostly-- (cheers and applause) but mostly because it's day five of the sochi winter games. now i'm a busy man so i'm not completely caught up on the olympic action. i've been tivoing them and last night i was thrilled to see the team usa gabby douglas clinched the all-around gymnastic gold. truly historic. yeah to go, gabby. america loves you. (cheers and applause) but i was excited to read that team usa has already won some huge golds in sochi like men's and women's slop slopestyle. i have noed where what that is. i assume it's for shiniest parka. folks, i got to say, these sochi games, these olympic athletes have accomplished the impossible. making me care about cross-country skiing. (laughter) and of course the gam

i welcome hoe points -- i we welcome opponents but they brought an element that is now how we run governmentas so about that they did? >> several mailings to every household about misleading what i would call lies that somehow we're going to become the next detroit. >> are you going to become the next detroit? >> absolutely not. >> like i'm supposed to believe a man who misled people on property taxes. >> that's not true. >> not what the mailer said. >> the community is angry. >> i would be angry too if you were turning my town into detroit. >> crap. >> who was slinging all this mud? enter city council candidate chris turner? >> they love it here. they are not crooks. i happen to disagree with them on where they want to spend tax money on but they are nice people. >> you didn't call them names? >> no, i know them they are nice guys. >> it turns out these were the guys sling mud the koch brothers and the giant superpac americans for prosperity. they are embracing a new strategy of buying wins in local races using national style cut throat tactics and turner was overwhelmed by their support. >

welcome to you all and now denise will do our introductions. >> good afternoon and welcome to the mayor's disability council, this friday, february 21, 2014, in san francisco city hall. city hall is accessible to person's using wheel chairs and other assistive mobility devices. wheelchair access is provided at the polk street entrance is provided via wheelchair lift. assistable listening devices are available at the meeting and sign language interpreted. our meetings are also available in braille. to prevent electrical interference in the room, please silence all mobile phones and pda's. your cooperation is appreciated. we welcome the public's participation during public comment. you may complete a speakers card in front of the room or call the bridge line at 415, 554, 9632 where a staff person will handle the question to speak at the appropriate time. the mayor's disability council's meeting are held on the third friday of each month. our next scheduled meeting on march 21, 2014, from 1:00 p.m. to 4:00 p.m. at city hall in room 400. please call the mayor's office on disability for future

also in these brands. >> stephen: welcome back, everybody! announce that tomorrow night pussy riot will be at the barkley center in brooklyn for bringing human rights back home concert with imagine dragons, flaming lips, loren hill, madonna and much, much more. now, only a personal note i just want to say, vladimir, i don't ask much and i don't ask often, you leave those girls alone! (cheers and applause) that's it for the "report," everybody! (cheers and applause) good night! captioning sponsored by comedy central >> it's 11:59. in 59 seconds this happened on deadspin today. >> investigate 9/11, nine nooun was perpetrated by people in our own government. (laughter) >> all right. >> a 9/11 truther lied his way into the most tightly guarded event of the year leaving some to speculate it was also an inside job. as confused super bowl

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welcome, welcome, welcome. thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] our third show.ur first week. that is exciting. that is a hot crowd. welcome to "the tonight show." everybody, here's what everyone is talking about. our good old friend, gosh we love this guy, toronto mayor rob ford. [ cheers and applause ] he is back in the news. gosh i love this guy because at least he makes two or three jokes every night. he's been great to us. [ light laughter ] and in a new interview ford said that he's definitely running for re-election this year because he loves the people in his city. nothing says that you're sober like telling everyone in town that you love them. [ laughter ] i love you man. you're my favorite city. [ cheers and applause ] you're my favorite. you're my favorite city. [ laughter ] and this is interesting. ford has even offered a sneak peek at the posters for his upcoming campaign. [ laughter ] first we have yes we can-ada. [ laughter and applause ] great photo. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: great photo. and the next up is crack is whack unless your have any. [ l

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waitress: hey, welcome to denny's. ( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. thanks so much, folks. you know, i try to live we the words of the gospel, and the bible clearly says let me who is without sin cast the first stone. this is a tip of the hat, wag of the finger. folks, longtime viewers know i've always been a staunch supporter of the t.s.a.. america's front line in creating lines. i recently learned something that has given me more than three ounces of rage. >> a former t.s.a. security screener claims his fellow agents amused themselves by mock the images of passengers produced by the airport's body scanner. >> jokes ran rampant. many images we gawkd at were over-weight people,. >> officers gawking at images of overweight people and genitals. >> stephen: quauking at overweight people's genitals. i thought the whole point of being overweight was to conceal your genitals. that's why i'm giving a wag of my fing tore t.s.a. peeping toms. now everybody will be self-conscience about traveling. you'll have to get in shape for every trip like it's your weddin

it is welcome news.cks economists are in the best place to criticize other economists but they often don't like to. -- >> economists are in the best place to criticize. you very much. more with david 01 after this short break. yellen appears before the house of representatives yesterday for the first time. she will be before the senate tomorrow. continuity is the theme. did david agree? stay with us. ♪ >> welcome back to "countdown." i am mark barton. years and 7ee billion dollars having been spent on next the ration, the company still finds dry holes. let's bring in international correspondent hans nichols. is 15 billiontion in net income. what you really want to look at newf they will announce any finds or wells. used to stand for "can't find preservers." from the good reserves ivory coast. they need to be more diverse. last month, they told french lawmakers at this stage, discoveries have not reflected the efforts we are taking. we have not come up with new reserves. anna, mark, it's not for lack of t

waitress: hey, welcome to denny's. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> welcome back, everybody, my guest tonight is a former governorlease welcome charlie crist. pay, thanks so much, thanks so much for coming on. it's great to have you on here. governor, we will get to what i would considered your check ared political career in just a moment. but first let's get this right out of the way near. you've got a new book called the party is over. how the extreme right hijacked the gop and i became a democrat. there it. (cheers and applause) you buried the lead right there at the end of the title. you were a republican, you became a democrat. >> yes. >> stephen: how, at long last sir, have you no shame? >> i am just happy to be a democrat. i really feel at home. i always kind of felt like a round peg in a square hole in the republican party. and it only increased-- . >> stephen: you were round, they were square, that makes sense. >> right t does, it does, yes, sir. but you know, as the party continued to drift further and further to the right, with the rise of the tea party. and as a result of that, i just got more uncomfo

hello, welcome to "countdown." >> it is 6:00 here in london. by acrossare standing the world to deliver the stories that will derive -- drive your day. >> the gdp figures. and david is in berlin to look at how germany's digital sector is driving the economy. theater, we will speak with head of italy's biggest company dashed oil company. -- biggest oil company. he will tell us how he plans to boost profits. >> we didn't forget about valentine's day. love is in the air for couples and retailers. we will talk to the leader of the u.k. gift site. that is in the next hour. the italiantta prime minister will resign after his party drew support for the government. --s is the calm relation homer nation of weeks of tension. from the latest, we have hans nichols in rome. >> good morning. he is going to have to defend charges he is assuming the premiership legitimately. --ough the front page of a here is the front page of the paper. the headline is, he appoint himself. he clearly had the votes. it in the democratic party. 136-16. likely face awill vote of

welcome! >> yes! >> jimmy: welcome to our very first show. >> oh, man.e, yeah, man, i wouldn't be able to be handle all this pressure you've got. come on. everything is riding on tonight! >> jimmy: no, no. oh, gosh. [ laughter ] >> this is exciting. >> jimmy: you're the first human to sit in our chair as a a guest tonight. what do you think of the set? do you love it? >> it's beautiful, man. i feel very honored. i feel very, very honored. >> jimmy: we are honored, as well. thank you for doing this. [ cheers and applause ] >> you got a lot of philly. you know that? see, you made a really good choice. you've got a lot of philly boys. [ cheers and applause ] you know what i mean. >> jimmy: you know, sometimes when we say some of these words that rhyme with philly, they go crazy. we're like, we have billy -- they go, yeah! billy bob thornton is gonna be >> jimmy: they get very excited. i appreciate that. man, we did the -- thank you for doing the hip-hop dance. >> that was fantastic. that was beautiful. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we can show you. we d

unwrap paradise. >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. welcome back, folks.ion, i have just gotten word right here,there are is breaking news, breaking news right now out of, and i hope i'm pronouncing this correctly, afg-hanys-tan, i don't know, can we have somebody check on the pronouncement oh [bleep] afghanistan, right, we're at war there. it's always the last country you think of. anyway what are they up to now? >> taliban says they have captured what they say is a coalition forces military spy dog in eastern afghanistan. the media wing of the taliban released this video which shows taliban members holding a brown dog with a vest on a leash. >> stephen: those sons of bitches kidnapped a son of a bitch. i mean for pete's sake who holds a dog hostage. were you guys sitting around in your cave thinking you know what, people don't think we're big off ass [bleep] let's kidnap a dog. and folks, really, what are you going to do? (applause) what are you going to do now, make him talk by putting peanut butter on the roof of his mouth? if you had any brains at all