that's what you said about wendy freidman and kathy bell and amy driskell. who? from me. what are you talking about? i never stole anybody from you. (laughs) wendy freidman. sixth grade, halloween party. i went to get her punch. when i came back, you were bobbing for her apples. innocent fun. oh... kathy bell, ninth grade. i brought her home to work on our science project. i went to the bathroom. when i came back, you were teaching her french. harmless horseplay. amy driskell, sophomore year. first girl who let me get to second base. all right, her i nailed. wait, wait, wait. you nailed her? everybody nailed her. that was her thing. it took me six months just to touch her right boob! wow, you really missed the signals, didn't you? what signals? well, in my case, it was her taking off her sweater and saying, "quick, do me before alan gets back from his trumpet lesson." clarinet. i didn't have the lip for trumpet. apparently, you didn't have the lip for amy driskell, either. but all that was a long time ago. you're with lyndsey now, and what's important is that i w