having fun tonight but i hope you got your taxes done, if you didn't you're going to jail like wesley snipestoday is tax day in the united states. i love tax day. you know, it's especially fun to have young kids on this day because you get to experience the magic of tax day through their eyes. it's like all over again, you know? we need -- we got an extra, what -- today's the 17th. we got an extra three days this year to file. we had an extra two days but thanks to a big problem today with the irs website, we got an extra day. those who waited until the last minute to file online got this message, for real, "planned a outage april 17, 2018 through december 31st, 9999." which means i don't think we have to pay taxes for 80,000 years. [ cheers and applause ] maybe trump was right. i don't file my taxes electronically. i do it the old-fashioned way. i tape them to the leg of a raven and i free it like "game of thrones." president trump celebrated tax day from his vacation home in florida with a tweet he wrote, so many people are seeing the benefits of the tax cut bill, everyone is talking, real