to paraphrase westly as carrie el wes did himself, there is a shortage of perfect movies in this worlds as much sense as getting involved in a land war in asia. and just in case this idea is only mostly dead, may i remind that the only overwhelming power in this world is true love, and people truly love this movie in its original form. and if it goes forward, join me in this pledge. my name is chris cuomo. you remake my movie, prepare to die. well, not die, but make me very salty. let's bring in d. lemon, who dares not mock my pain. >> you're going to be mad at me. i've never really seen it. >> what? just when i thought you couldn't disappoint me any more. >> i've seen clipped off it, but, nah, it's not my thind. i prefer "blazing saddles" or history of the world. i've never been -- look, i just saw robo cop for the first time i think yesterday, so you're asking the wrong person. but i've never seen -- i shouldn't be so absolute. there are very few remakes that live up to the original. >> i have to be honest. i stopped listening to you. >> that's okay. >> you have to watch the movie. >