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wgbh access.wgbh.org ( gavel raps) woman: next case, mr.at's me. yup, right here. how are ya? from october 28, 2008, to november 1, 2008, you were issued a series of parking citations totaling $1,300. who are these people? oh, uh, these people are here to corroborate my story. it's a parking violation. oh, well, i think you'll find it goes much, much deeper than that. yes, lady madam of the court, i do believe that this court will realize that we were all victims of a terrible ordeal that caused each and every one of us great physical and emotional trauma. and what is this ordeal? the philadelphia phillies winning the world series, your honor.
wgbh access.wgbh.org ( gavel raps) woman: next case, mr.at's me. yup, right here. how are ya? from october 28, 2008, to november 1, 2008, you were issued a series of parking citations totaling $1,300. who are these people? oh, uh, these people are here to corroborate my story. it's a parking violation. oh, well, i think you'll find it goes much, much deeper than that. yes, lady madam of the court, i do believe that this court will realize that we were all victims of a terrible ordeal that...
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wgbh access.wgbh.org charlie: he really has an ugly face. but, you know what, that's not really what bothers me about this. what bothers me is that he looks like an old woman. - right! - yeah. well, he is wearing a lot of blush on those cheekbones, but i feel like that was the look of the times. no, no, but it's not just that though, mac, it's not. i mean, a lot of presidents somehow end up looking like women. i mean, look at ronald reagan, right? now, why would you hang a painting like this on your wall? well, it's the historical society, bro. they have to hang it up, you know what i mean? oh, well, we got to suffer just because some old dude who looks like meryl streep chopped down a cherry tree, like, ten million years ago? it's just, he looks terrible! you know what? let's take it down. it's just gonna distract us through the meeting. yeah, let's get it down, man. let's take it down.
wgbh access.wgbh.org charlie: he really has an ugly face. but, you know what, that's not really what bothers me about this. what bothers me is that he looks like an old woman. - right! - yeah. well, he is wearing a lot of blush on those cheekbones, but i feel like that was the look of the times. no, no, but it's not just that though, mac, it's not. i mean, a lot of presidents somehow end up looking like women. i mean, look at ronald reagan, right? now, why would you hang a painting like this on...
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captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart! [applause] jon: welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. we have a good one tonight. our guest tonight, toronto star reporter robyn doolittle, has written a book about -- a gentleman named rob ford, apparently he's the mayor of toronto and a crack aficionado. >> stunning report by the congressional report. >> potentially explosive congressional report. >> a report. >> oh, my god! could it be true? have they actually released the biannual congressional budget office's outlook on the budget and economy entitled the budget and economic outlook 2014 to 2025, appendix -- snoring. labor market effect of the affordable care act, a jack mystery. i can't believe i fell asleep during that. i was nearly a third of the way through the title. i wonder why there's so much excitement about the cbo report. >> cbo projecting the debacle will cost nearly 2 1/2 millions jobs. >> obamacare killing the american dream. >> an extra 1 trillion dollars added to the deficit. >> 10 trillion d
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good nigh captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.orgndistinctly ) ( dance music playing ) mac: i like what i'm seeing here. charlie: i like what you're doing right now. i like what you're doing! i like what we're all doing. i like this guy! both: hey! denny, boy! this is insane! i know! this is good, this is a good scene. i never seen so many beautiful people in my life. yeah, check it out. even sweet dee's getting lucky. that dude's gonna bang your sister, bro! this is good, man. i feel good. yeah, you look good, brother. no, no, no, but i feel better than good, you know? i feel like, um... i feel like dancing.
good nigh captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.orgndistinctly ) ( dance music playing ) mac: i like what i'm seeing here. charlie: i like what you're doing right now. i like what you're doing! i like what we're all doing. i like this guy! both: hey! denny, boy! this is insane! i know! this is good, this is a good scene. i never seen so many beautiful people in my life. yeah, check it out. even sweet dee's getting lucky. that dude's gonna...
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captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org it isthe house. >> what the f, new orleans, the new orleans pelicans have go horrifying mascots because some kids were starting to sleep well again so -- >> the new
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captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org (knockingme a solid offering to do this laundry, all right? well, we never get to talk. that's why i offered. we don't talk, and it's good that way. hey, mac's here. he brought his laundry. thanks a bundle, mrs. kelly. i got frank's stuff, dee's stuff, dennis' stuff, so you're gonna be working. oh, okay, well, what i wanted to talk to you about... ooh, talky, talky, talky, talky, talky.
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that's it forthe report, captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh awesome. he is debating creationist and all around denier ken ham. while ken insisted the earth was only 6,000 years old, bill took the position that it isn't
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captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> froomedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show". my name is jon stewart. our program tonight we prepared it. my guest house minority leader nancy pelosi will be joining us of the united state congress. [cheers and applause] that's honestly the only applause the united states congress has gotten in -- [laughter] -- god knows how long. first we've seen a lot of reaction to tuesday's state of the union address. perhaps the most alarming reaction came from senator lindsey graham who told "roll
captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> froomedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show". my name is jon stewart. our program tonight we prepared it. my guest house minority leader nancy pelosi will be joining us of the united state congress. [cheers and...
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governor charlie crist, fhp% captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbhaccess.wgbh.org >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart. oh, we have a fine program tonight. my guest elizabeth kolbert author of sixth extinction about how we as a species doomed ourselves. it's a beach read really. [laughter] wanted to wish good health to young bob costas. he dropped out of tonight's coverage due to a nasty eye infection. i told him, bob, do not wash your face with the water. [ laughter ] but bob is all, i'm eight-time sportscaster of the year b
governor charlie crist, fhp% captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbhaccess.wgbh.org >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart. oh, we have a fine program tonight. my guest elizabeth kolbert author of sixth extinction about how we as a...
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good nigh captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org seconds, this happens happened on youtube today, the academy awards are this weekend and here is the nominee on best advice on how to give an oscar speech from someone who never got an oscar. >> don't talk about how much you don't have much time so you must speak quickly, we know you don't have that much talk, to talk about the fact you don't have that much time, you waste ago lot of time. >> you sure make a good point, man delivering a speech from a green screen. i would like to hear more but we don't have a lot of time. >> we spend so much time on the vi
good nigh captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org seconds, this happens happened on youtube today, the academy awards are this weekend and here is the nominee on best advice on how to give an oscar speech from someone who never got an oscar. >> don't talk about how much you don't have much time so you must speak quickly, we know you don't have that much talk, to talk about the fact you don't have that much time, you waste ago lot of...
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captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org . >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show". my name is jon stewart. my guest tonight ronan farrow. he has a new show on a network called msnbc, look it up in your cable guide it's called ronan farrow daily. so i assume that means it will air four days a week for 22 minutes. [laughter] but if i may: i believe it was martin luther king,j who said the arc of the moral universe is long but it bends towards justice. or something like that. [ laughter ] however, appears some of america's fate legislators would like to make that arc longer and maybe have it bend not as much towards justice but towards their own ass. like kansas the wheat state. the place you are desperately trying to get back to from oz, ol boxy. state lawmakers asking their parents is that all you got? [laughter] put your back into it. >> one kansas lawmaker wants to allow parents
captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org . >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show". my name is jon stewart. my guest tonight ronan farrow. he has a new show on a network called msnbc, look it up in your cable guide it's called ronan farrow daily....
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that's it forthe report, captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbhoing down to south park, gonna have myself a time ♪ ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ humble folks without temptation ♪ ♪ going down to south park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ ♪ ample parking day or night ♪ people spouting, "howdy, neighbor" ♪ ♪ heading on up to south park, gonna see if i can't unwind ♪ ♪ mrph rmhmhm rm! mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ ♪ come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine ♪ okay, children, we have a special guest today -- a woman recruiting young people for a national choir tour. now, i know that choir tours are totally stupid and lame, but please give her your full attention. go ahead.
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captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org cartel daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: hey, welcome to "the daily show". my name is jon stewart. the program tonight will be exceptional. my guest tonight michio kaku. he is a theoretical quantum physicists post laying on the neurosciences. i will ask him to give me his lunch money. [ laughter ] let's begin in the ukraine. a barrier twixt between east and west, a thin borscht wall f you will show the russian influence, represented here by the crying bear, a classic icon of russian power and european influence represented by an (bleep). [ laughter ] wh
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captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org charlied you describe this piece as more savory or succulent? it's definitely way too overcooked to be succulent. but it's still pretty delicious. - it's still savory, right? - mm-hmm. now, what if we soaked it in beer? do you think that would help it, like, regain its succulence? - like a beer rub? - mm-hmm. that's actually really smart. mac, grab us some beers. bite my bird. what are you eating? oh, dude, dee and i cooked up a great steak. frank's got, like, this whole fridge full of these delicious meats that i've been stealing, and...
captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org charlied you describe this piece as more savory or succulent? it's definitely way too overcooked to be succulent. but it's still pretty delicious. - it's still savory, right? - mm-hmm. now, what if we soaked it in beer? do you think that would help it, like, regain its succulence? - like a beer rub? - mm-hmm. that's actually really smart. mac, grab us some beers. bite my bird. what are you eating? oh,...
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captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> it'sed on dead spin tow this awkward brother sister kiss cam video from a university minnesota hockey game. (laughter) it would have been way funnier if then he kissed her. this got more than 4 million views in two days because the internet loves narrowly averted incest-- increst, they love it by the way this guy is what happens when you cross doug benson with
captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> it'sed on dead spin tow this awkward brother sister kiss cam video from a university minnesota hockey game. (laughter) it would have been way funnier if then he kissed her. this got more than 4 million views in two days because the internet loves narrowly averted incest-- increst, they love it by the way this guy is what happens when you cross doug benson with
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for all of us at cbs news all captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org of living. good evening, i'm ken >>> now at 6:00, firefighters and families facing a growing danger tied to our skyrocketed cost living. i am ken bastida. >> i'm elizabeth cook. that threat is highlighted by a devastating fire that leaves 15 people without a place to live tonight. flames erupted in the house in san jose with so people still inside. kpix5's len ramirez finds out how common it is for so many people to live in one small house. len. >> reporter: elizabeth, it only looks like a small house from the treat, but there's actually seven bedrooms back there. like a lot of homes in san jose right now, they are being converted and sublet to multiple families. that's not an ideal situation, but when something like a fire happens, it can be potentially deadly. >> cell phone video of the house fire shows an out of control fire ball and what firefighters call a nightmare scenario. >> the biggest nightmare element is, you know, missing someone. >> captain doss says there were 15 people
for all of us at cbs news all captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org of living. good evening, i'm ken >>> now at 6:00, firefighters and families facing a growing danger tied to our skyrocketed cost living. i am ken bastida. >> i'm elizabeth cook. that threat is highlighted by a devastating fire that leaves 15 people without a place to live tonight. flames erupted in the house in san jose with so people still inside. kpix5's len ramirez...
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( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh dee: oh, i cannot believe how bad it's gotten back here. dennis: we should have gone in the front. mac: the front's worse. oh, god, it stinks so bad! i can't believe the trashmen can strike in this economy. it's unbelievable. it should be against the law. is all of this our trash? we generate a ton of it. it's a sad throwaway culture we're living in. mm, that's true. i feel like you guys have done something like that before. have we? shut up, bird. (dennis laughs) it's just not that funny. oh, look out. ooh! whoa! what are you doing, keeping trash in here? take it outside. there's no more room outside.
( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh dee: oh, i cannot believe how bad it's gotten back here. dennis: we should have gone in the front. mac: the front's worse. oh, god, it stinks so bad! i can't believe the trashmen can strike in this economy. it's unbelievable. it should be against the law. is all of this our trash? we generate a ton of it. it's a sad throwaway culture we're living in. mm, that's true. i feel like you guys have...
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captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org orange -- and what's being e about it. after a marathon repair job -- bart is rolling agai concord after friday night's derailment. now the finger pointing begins. and a spiritual heavy-weigh- brings enlightment and a few laughs to a berkeley audien. kpix 5 news is next. "it's very unattractive ands unhealthy." and some say outright ,,,,,, and some say outright disgusting. a polluted creek flowing right into san francisco bay. how is this >>> very unattractive and unhealthy. >> some say downright disgusting. >> a polluted creek going into the bay, how is it happen something. >> good evening. >>> the creek in oakland hills is known for its orange color and foul odor running from the
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( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org [charlie] i just... i can't believe you just bought, like, another ridiculous ugly car. you are lucky i am letting you into my [bleep] damn... oh, [bleep], okay, okay, here she comes, here she comes. okay, see, what is she doing? she appears to be delivering food. no. that's not what i'm saying-- i know that. she's actually delivering indian food now. it's a good gig. but i mean, why is she not locking up her bike? this is a bad neighborhood. okay, look at this guy. he's totally gonna steal it. - i got to move. - what are you talking about? [charlie barking] keep it moving, guy! - [barking] - [bleep] damn it! charlie! what are you doing here? you're just leaving your bike unlocked? i'm protecting it so it doesn't get stolen! okay, you know what? i'm done. i am so done with this. you need to stop stalking me. you need to leave me alone. look... do you have any idea what a mess your life would be if i wasn't always helping you out?
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( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbhomedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show". my name is jon stewart. good show for you tonight. tonight's guest from house of cards, house of cards kevin spacey will be joining us in a little bit for house of cards. that's right. remember the moment -- do you remember the moment it was about six months ago when you found out that george zimmerman was acquitted for the shooting murder of trayvon martin and you were drinking a glass of milk and did a spit-take but it wasn't like a funny spit-take it was just kind of a sad one. it was not like oh, my god it was just you couldn't swallow milk in a world where people can just shoot people in a fight that they themselves instigated. well, guess what? you probably shouldn't take a sip of milk right now. >> the verdict in the michael dunn case. the jury did not convict him for killing teenager jordan d
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captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> it's and 59 seconds. bob costas' left eye has managed to do something the entire country hasn't been able to-- get people to stop talking about russia's homophobic policies and crappy hotels.
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enough to carry a la at a, i captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh man. be careful, man. you're spilling it on the floor. i don't understand why you don't just use a cup. i'm trying to be inconspicuous. inconspicuous? your entire mouth is stained red, frank. it is? aren't we gonna be at the barbecue soon? yeah, i'm pre-gaming, man. what is going on with you, man? you're going off the deep end lately. i feel like he's been wading around in the deep end for a while now, charlie. no, bro, it's different. he's staying out, like, all hours of the night. i never see him. if he is around, he's usually not even wearing clothes. i'm wearing clothes now, bitch. you're wearing a shirt that's on inside out and it's covered in grease. it's not grease; it's sap. sap? how did you get covered in sap? i got really wasted. i must have climbed a tree. really stepping up the insanity, huh? i'm trying to push myself. i wanted to see how far i could go.
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enough to carry a la at a, i captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbhhat? - lemon, i'm gonna be late for our meeting. i had to get out of my car and walk. fifth avenue is closed for a joint pain walkathon. it's only four blocks but they are so slow. - i'm running late, too. my subway ride was the standard amazingness. no, that's not how it works.
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captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org . >> fromin new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show". my name is jon stewart. my guest tonight ronan farrow. he has a new show on a
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captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org old girl. pair was spotted, then arrested. >>> a napa couple detained for questioning in the death of a three-year-old girl. where the parents were spotted and then arrested. >> here is something we haven't seen in a long time is the rain. the question is there more on way? >>> the drought having applet on organic farmers. kpix news is next. ,,,,,,,, >>> live from the cbs bay area studios. this is kpix 5 news. >>> they have been on the run, but now these two people have been questioned in the death of a three-year-old girl in napa. good evening
captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org old girl. pair was spotted, then arrested. >>> a napa couple detained for questioning in the death of a three-year-old girl. where the parents were spotted and then arrested. >> here is something we haven't seen in a long time is the rain. the question is there more on way? >>> the drought having applet on organic farmers. kpix news is next. ,,,,,,,, >>> live from the cbs bay...
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captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org asking everyone toe nice weather -t changes are coming. the chae we could get wet -- tomorro a mob scene at a-t&t park -s thousands come out to meet r favorite giant. kpix 5 news is next. 5-billion dollars.,,,, [son] she has no idea. [man] no one told her,right? [son]hi! [mom screams] cost california this year. d that is just for the farms. lack of rain could have ect. some ci >>> $5 billion is how much the drought could cost california this year. that's just for the farms. the lack
captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org asking everyone toe nice weather -t changes are coming. the chae we could get wet -- tomorro a mob scene at a-t&t park -s thousands come out to meet r favorite giant. kpix 5 news is next. 5-billion dollars.,,,, [son] she has no idea. [man] no one told her,right? [son]hi! [mom screams] cost california this year. d that is just for the farms. lack of rain could have ect. some ci >>> $5 billion is how...
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38th president and that's our face captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbhbh.org ,,,,,,,,,, >>> live from the cbs bay area studios. this is kpix 5 news. >>> and something we haven't seen much of in months water falling from the sky. with the streets and san francisco and having people take cover under an umbrella. >> you know it's serious when we get a half an inch ever rain in the bay area and that's our headline. but that's the kind of year it's been and those are the amounts we've picked up. to about half an inch. beginning at sun rice in the north bay. the kpix high-def doppler showing most of out of the bearea. but near month
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captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ,,,,,,,, the other of saturati all over the bay area... ane areas at most risk for floo >>> we had so much rain, the river is finally flowing. the other signs of saturations all over the bay area and the the areas at most risk for flooding. >>> the storm surprised had this guy in a big way. why he had no idea what he was getting when he bought his house. >>> good evening. here is the latest on the storm right now, a flash flood watch is in effect in parts of marin and sonoma county until 9:00 tonight. north bay interior valleys and the mountains are involved. another round of heavy rain is expected in the next several
captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ,,,,,,,, the other of saturati all over the bay area... ane areas at most risk for floo >>> we had so much rain, the river is finally flowing. the other signs of saturations all over the bay area and the the areas at most risk for flooding. >>> the storm surprised had this guy in a big way. why he had no idea what he was getting when he bought his house. >>> good evening. here is the...
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captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org marathon repair job. now the blame game begins about friday night's derailment. good evening, i'm ann notarangelo. >>> b.a.r.t is back on track after a marathon repair job. now the blame game begins about friday night's derailment. good evening. >>> the crews worked around-the- clock to fix e and get the trains rolling again. early this morning, on what happened and why it all sounds very familiar. >> the morning started with a slow test drive. before service began b.a.r.t operators only went 5 miles an hour to try to track it out. and then 8th. the rails opened for good. some riders were antsy. the outer
captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org marathon repair job. now the blame game begins about friday night's derailment. good evening, i'm ann notarangelo. >>> b.a.r.t is back on track after a marathon repair job. now the blame game begins about friday night's derailment. good evening. >>> the crews worked around-the- clock to fix e and get the trains rolling again. early this morning, on what happened and why it all sounds very...
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captioning sponsored by cbs ( applause ) captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> punchsurvive california's drough their business >>> your realtime captioner is linda macdonald. >>> now at 6:00, specialty ranchers going to extremes to survive california's drought. their business model on the verge of collapse. we'll have that story in just a minute but first, we have some breaking news we want to get to. >>> streets in berkeley flooding right now because of a water main break. chopper 5 overhead parker between mcgee and california. east bay m.u.d. is out there now trying to shut off the water to this main as it spews all over the street. no word yet what caused the water main break. we'll have more details coming up. >>> now back to our top story this evening. northern california ranchers are in crisis especially those devoted to raising grassfed beef. allen martin on a meat market that could dry up. >> reporter: so those folks who really are looking for that locally raised grassfed beef because of the drought those ranchers are hurting. and it's about to hit you in the
captioning sponsored by cbs ( applause ) captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> punchsurvive california's drough their business >>> your realtime captioner is linda macdonald. >>> now at 6:00, specialty ranchers going to extremes to survive california's drought. their business model on the verge of collapse. we'll have that story in just a minute but first, we have some breaking news we want to get to. >>> streets in berkeley flooding right...
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captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org c ] >> announcer: program is sponsored by operation smile. every year, hundreds of thousands of children are born with cleft lip and or cleft palate. >> dr. bill magee: why should any child, anywhere on this planet, have to live a life of misery. >> kathy majette: a lot of people think that children that are born with these deformities are cursed. just imagine a life alone, that nobody wanted to be around you. >> norrie oelkers: and we had children coming in for screening with brown bags over their head. they're never allowed to leave their house unless they have a bag on their heads. >> kathy majette: some children don't live, because they have problems with eating, and drinking, and die of malnutrition. >> mel: and they see us as their last resort. >> dr. jill gora: every child deserves a fair chance at life, >> peggy stillman: it may only take an hour to do something that will change their lives forever. >> noreen kessler: and you just see a whole new person, a whole new beginning. it's almost like
captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org c ] >> announcer: program is sponsored by operation smile. every year, hundreds of thousands of children are born with cleft lip and or cleft palate. >> dr. bill magee: why should any child, anywhere on this planet, have to live a life of misery. >> kathy majette: a lot of people think that children that are born with these deformities are cursed. just imagine a life alone, that nobody wanted...
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captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org finally roars backe. water flowing heavy rain surprised a bay area man in a big way. even though he did everything rit and thought he was prepared. and rain finally spreads fr north to south. how pe put up w >>> heavy rains surprised a bay area man. >>> rain spreads from north to south. how people put up with it and even enjoyed it [ male announcer ] fact: the 100% electric nissan leaf... is more fun than ever. sees better than ever. ♪ charges faster. and will charge. cool. and heat. from your phone. fact: leaf never needs gas. ever. good for the world. built in america. now, leaf's an easier choice than ever. ♪ shop at choosenissan.com. ♪ shop at choosenissan.com. one of the best things is that millions of peopleia will qualify for financial assistance. it's important to remember that the lower your annual income, the greater financial assistance you will receive. enroll today at coveredca.com. surprise for one guy. not o, but 2 waterfalls he never knew he had when he bt the place. >>> the rain brings
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captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org of rain.a bri business. th >>> rain, wind, flash flood warning. the area that got nearly a foot of rain. >> hardware store doing a brisk business. the items flying off the shelves. >> this was no match for heavy rain. complete storm coverage coming up. ,,,, save up to $500 on beautyrest and posturepedic. get a sealy queen set for just $399. even get 3 years interest-free financing on tempur-pedic. keep more presidents in your wallet. sleep train's presidents' day sale is on now. so much rain -- a flash flo warning is in effect in sona >>> captioning for you in realtime is linda marie macdonald. >>> pounded with winds and rain so much rain a flash flood warning is in effect in sonoma county until 7:45 tonight. good evening, i'm ann notarangelo. >> i'm brian hackney. >>> i'm meteorologist paul deanno reporting live with the kpix 5 mobile weather lab in a brisk soggy windy pittsburg. it
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captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org you get 4 lines on at&t's network...ncluding unlimited talk... unlimited text... and 10 gigs of data to share. 10 gigs? 10 gigs. all for $160 dollars a month. you know, i think our family really needed this. it's really gonna bring us closer together. yep. yep. yep. yep. yep. [ family ] yep. [ male announcer ] introducing our best-ever family pricing. for a family of 4, that's 10 gigs of data with unlimited talk and text for 160 dollars a month. only from at&t. >>> jason collins is back in the nba tonight. the first openly gay athlete to compete in any pro sport. >>> you make history. what does that mean to you? >> and we now have the names of three people killed in a capitol heights apartment. motive and suspect unknown. >>> also, a notorious killer from montgomery county in the late 1990s shot dead sunday in an israeli prison. >>> and the spring-like weather sending. >> we're watching the return of colder air in the first alert seven-day forecast. >> hello, i'm bruce johnson. thanks for joining us. tonight jason collin
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captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org f0 >>> live, fromay area studios, this is kpix 5 news. >>> you might think that all our reservoirs got some much- needed refills, but kpix 5 has learned some are even more empty now than before the storms. good evening. i'm ken bastida. >> and i'm elizabeth cook. some areas were left flooded during the storms, but technically still in a drought. kpix 5 reporter len ramirez joins us live from the south bay where the wet weather didn't really do much for the reservoir levels. len? >> reporter: elizabeth, definitely a case of the haves and the have-notes when it comes to water storage. you're looking at lexington reservoirs, definitely one of the have-nots. we've found that this reservoir actually has less water today than it did a month ago. there are signs all around the valley of the continuing drought. this is not supposed to be a joke. it only looks that way because of the drought. the ponds, which are used to recharge underground water supplies, have gone dry, because the valley water district stopp
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captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >>> tracking snowto arkansas headed toward the metro area. we've got two chances for snow this weekend. we will let you know if you can keep your plans. >>> could the same person who killed ruth ann lodato rehe at her home yesterday have killed ron kirby three months ago? i'm peggy fox, the story coming up. >>> beatle mania 50 years later has a big mark approaching. that story coming up. >>> and good evening i'm jan jeffcoat. >> and i'm derek mcginty. got potential for us to see not one but perhaps two more rounds of snow. >> let's get to first alert chief meteorologist topper shutt with more on the forecast. >> no worries tonight if you have plans on this friday night, temperatures cold at 39 downtown, 30, though, in gaithersburg already, 34 up in frederick, 34 in leesburg and 36 in manassas. no wind chills, though. first system that's going to head through overnight into the early morning hours producing snow through most of arkansas and a little bit in louisiana, essentially it's going to pass just
captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >>> tracking snowto arkansas headed toward the metro area. we've got two chances for snow this weekend. we will let you know if you can keep your plans. >>> could the same person who killed ruth ann lodato rehe at her home yesterday have killed ron kirby three months ago? i'm peggy fox, the story coming up. >>> beatle mania 50 years later has a big mark approaching. that story coming...
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captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org it's for the largestparade outside of chin ge -- >>> hundreds of thousands of people are lining the streets of san francisco for the largest chinese parade outside of china. >>> fighting for a live minimum wage and more. >>> the dolly lama is coming next week and how intense the preparations for his visit. ,,,,,, bulldog: bulldog: mattress discounters presidents day sale ends presidents day? get a queen-size sealy gel memory foam mattress for just $497! and get four years interest-free financing on the entire tempur-pedic cloud collection. ♪ mattress discounters and i'm brian hackney. at this hour another dose of rain is heading south over e bay area.
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captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >>> mrs.ld is your realtime captioner. >>> smacked by storm one as the second more powerful system makes a beeline for the bay area. and tonight, we are bracing for possible floods. good evening, i'm elizabeth cook. >> i'm ken bastida. we'll have more on those storms in just a minute but first, a story that you'll only see on kpix 5. >>> "covered california" is shutting down a major portion of its website following our investigation of doctor shortages. julie watts has been on this story and is here with the exclusive. julie. >> reporter: we got word late this afternoon that "covered california" is shutting down a key part of the website because there are way too many mistakes about which doctors are accepting "covered california" patients. >> you would think that once you have the insurance that all you needed to do was find a list of doctors that accepted the plan. came to the realization a week later that not enough regular doctors are available. >> reporter: these are two who signed up for
captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >>> mrs.ld is your realtime captioner. >>> smacked by storm one as the second more powerful system makes a beeline for the bay area. and tonight, we are bracing for possible floods. good evening, i'm elizabeth cook. >> i'm ken bastida. we'll have more on those storms in just a minute but first, a story that you'll only see on kpix 5. >>> "covered california" is shutting...