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emily rooney of wgbh looks at how tough new englanders are coping with the present, and preparing for e storms have all had different names. juneau, curry, neptune octavia -- but they all look the same to us. it's not that we aren't used to snow in boston we are. it's just that there's been so much coming so fast with no end in sight. during torrential winter downpours, new englanders like to say, imagine if this was snow. this winter, we've been robbed of our imagination. since january 27th bostonians have weathered a relentless string of storms, dumping almost 100 inches in total, and with no thaws in between, it's layer upon layer, pile upon pile. >> when it snows like this where do you put the snow? >> there's an onstreet parking ban on and off for three weeks, but doesn't mean much. crowded brown stone neighborhoods are exempt, you can keep your own car in your own private igloo as long as you want. >> everywhere you look there are mountains and sometimes you say, is there a car underneath that? >> candace admits she did not dig out the spot where her car is currently parked but

." ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >>ot up to 49. that's our average high temperature this time of year. it felt down right balmy but that's because it's been so cold. right now our temperatures -- these are the observed highs in the mid-40s in the north and west, 45 in gaithersburg. off to the north and west we're watching that colder air descend in. 27 degrees in pittsburgh, only 16 in cleveland and 10 in toledo thacht is heading our way so that is going to cause all that new melted snow to just freeze right away. we're going to see some black ice and patchy spots on the roadways even of really slick spots. here's your feels-like forecast heading into the overnight hours and early monday morning. it is going to feel like it is in the teens so a dramatic drop in temperatures heading into the overnight. as we head into the afternoon and teaching commute on monday it is not going to get any better. in fact, that feels-like forecast gets worse. so single-digit windchills will return to the forecast. here's your wake-up weat

." ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ♪t a refreeze refreeze. welcomed warmup today helped to melt a lot of the snow but temperatures are once again dropping and could make for slippery spots in the morning. >>> good evening, i'm natasha brown. thank you so much for joining us. the brief warmup was just that, brief. bitter cold temperatures are right around the corner for us. let's get right over to meteorologist justin drabick tonight. he's tracking the drop in temperatures and also what we can expect for monday morning. justin. >>> natasha, if you loved today's forecast you're not going to like the forecast for the next few days. actually temperatures right near average for this time of year but it felt nice because the sunshine was out. late february sun is strong. we haven't had temperatures this warm for at least a couple of weeks. here we are right now starting to slowly cool things down. 38 degrees current until philadelphia but look at wilmington 26. 30 in reading. 34 in allentown. fresh snow on the grounds that all

captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org after what a prostituteout of his motel room in reno. from driving rain.. >>> next at 6:30. this bay area police detective is suspended tonight after what a prostitute cared out in his hotel room in reno. >> more downed trees and power lines issue the weather dealt them another blow today. >>> i'm at the grammys, >>> live, from the cbs bay area studios. this is kpix5 news. >> another strong storm flooding bay area streets and snapped trees like twigs. tonight a look at the damage and what is coming next. good evening, i'm ken bastida. >> i'm christian

. >> don't hold your b comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> larry: tonightly -- america's obesity rate creeps up 27.7%. on the plus side, now it's higher than our math scores. a a third of americans are obese? that's the most depressing thing i've heard since that kid told me he was dead in that super bowl commercial. we're asking the big questions. is fat a disability? is obesity a sight? is obesity a civil right? are you going to finish that? it's the "the nightly show"! captioning sponsored by comedy central (cheers and applause) ♪ thank you very much! oh, thank you! (chanting) thank you! thank you very much! welcome to "the nightly show i'm your host larry, larry, larry larry. (laughter) before we get going, last night was the super bowl, and i'm a seahawks fan. i really slammed the pats on thursday's show. i mean, i hit your team like the wicked hahd. and a then i put this online. if the patriots win, i will eat a bowl of, whatever you call it, new england clam chowder. there go. yep. so i'm a man of my word. i've got a big bowl of new england

or pervert every christ captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> larry: tonightly -- the oscars! hollywood finally watches a mexican cleanup without also asking him to see a dessert menu. we're asking who loves america more, the president or mr. mcgee? and who owns patriotism anyway? probably the same people who own everything else in this country, saudi teenagers! time to show you love america so put on your flag pin and get in the buffet line, this is the "the nightly show"! (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central ♪ (audience chanting larry's name) >> larry: yes! thank you! thank you! i appreciate it. yes! we're back! thank you! welcome to the "the nightly show"! i'm larry wilmore! last night was the 87th annual academy awards. what a great show. and i have to be honest with you. i was a little concerned because the oscars were sort of set up to be like a new york city winter -- long and white. to be fair. to be fair. but i thought neil patrick harris did a good job acknowledging that. >> tonight we honor h

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captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> larryal weekend at the box office. american sniper raises the question: is this guy an asshole or a hero? while mortdecai raises the question: who's the asshole who green lit mortdecai? some people are angry that american sniper doesn't accurately criticize the iraq war. here, i'll do it for you: it's bad. should war movies be accurate? i hope not, because those apes freak me the (bleep) out. it's 27 degrees outside, but we're keeping it 100 in here. this is "the nightly show. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> larry: i can't believe it! can't be true! thank you very much! calm down! appreciate it! that's right. i'm your host larry wilmore. welcome to the "the nightly show." before we start, there's a storm that's hit new york city. so god bless you guys for coming in. unbelievable. (cheers and applause) i appreciate it. i don't know how you're going to get home. look outside our studio right now. i saw this outside on the sudden river ten minutes ago. not makin

captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> larry: tonightly. we're talking same-sex marriage or as it will soon be called. marriage. ( laughter ) what's the state of gay marriage? it's not texas arkansas, or louisiana. ( laughter ) plus we check in with bam, and since it's not football season, you know it can't be good. everybody, tighten your bible belt. this is "the nightly show." captioning sponsored by comedy central >> larry: thank you very much. thank you, thank you. welcome to "the nightly show," with larry wilmore. i'm your host larry wilmore. i hope you like our set. ( laughter ) i'm just asking. just a question. since you've been here since 3:30, you might be just a little-- you know. ( laughter ) i have a great audience tonight. a little cranky, but that's okay, that's okay. ( cheers and applause ) >> larry: no-- guys. don't nobody mess with my crew except me. now you know, year only a month into 2015, and already it's a great year for gay marriage. >> florida becomes the 36th state to recognize same-sex marriage. >> a federal judge

. >> well come to jimmy the grand comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.orging same-sex marriage or as it will soon be called. marriage. ( laughter ) what's the state of gay marriage? it's not texas arkansas, or louisiana. ( laughter ) plus we check in with bam, and since it's not football season, you know it can't be good. everybody, tighten your bible belt. this is "the nightly show." captioning sponsored by comedy central >> larry: thank you very much. thank you, thank you. welcome to "the nightly show," with larry wilmore. i'm your host larry wilmore. i hope you like our set. ( laughter ) i'm just asking. just a question. since you've been here since 3:30, you might be just a little-- you know. ( laughter ) i have a great audience tonight. a little cranky, but that's okay, that's okay. ( cheers and applause ) >> larry: no-- guys. don't nobody mess with my crew except me. now you know, year only a

silver tie minimask and captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> larry: tonightly, it's your turn to ask the important questions, so lay it on me, @dongemperor666. ( laughter ) your voice will finally be heard, @barfqueen89. i didn't realize they had crowned a new barf queen, actually, but god bless. ask anything you want. i ain't afraid of you @nightlyshowblows. ( laughter ) i know that's you, mom! it's a show where we read a bunch of tweets, or as cnn calls it-- regularly scheduled programming. this is "the nightly show." let's do this. ( cheers and captioning sponsored by comedy central ( cheers and applause ) >> larry: okay. welcome to "the nightly show." >> larry! larry. >> larry: okay, thank you very much. calm town. now you got anthony going. okay, let's start-- i am larry, larry larry. i have had my name legally changed. thank you very much. i'm so excited because we're doing a special show tonight. we get a lot of questions from you guys after every show. people say why didn't you ask is this th? that's how the questions

. ♪ captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >>ghtly, we're talking parenting. is uncle sam trying to raise your kids? and by uncle sam i mean the government, not your mom's creepy brother that always wants to "wrestle." ( laughter ) that's right. the government wants to raise your kids. hey, if they can get them to shovel the driveway, be my guest. ( laughter ) it's 11:30. do you know where your kids are? of course you do. they're asleep next to you. and they're 26. ( laughter ) so unlatch your 12-year-old from your gluten-free teet, and let's start this thing. this is "the nightly show." captioning sponsored by comedy central ♪ ♪ ♪ ( cheers ) >> larry: thank you very much. welcome to "the nightly show." i appreciate it. that's so nice of youifies. thanks for waiting. audience members we may add a d.j. and a house band, maybe by tomorrow. put we'll see. ye

. >> well come to jimmy the grand comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.orgerica's obesity rate creeps up 27.7%. on the plus side, now it's higher than our math scores. a a third of americans are obese? that's the most depressing thing i've heard since that kid told me he was dead in that super bowl commercial. we're asking the big questions. is fat a disability? is obesity a sight? is obesity a civil right? are you going to finish that? it's the "the nightly show"! captioning sponsored by comedy central (cheers and applause) ♪ thank you very much! oh, thank you! (chanting) thank you! thank you very much! welcome to "the nightly show i'm your host larry, larry, larry larry. (laughter) before we get going, last night was the super bowl, and i'm a seahawks fan. i really slammed the pats on thursday's show. i mean, i hit your team like the wicked hahd. and a then i put this online. if the patriots win, i will eat a bowl of, whatever you call it, new england clam chowder. there go.

eradicated from the united captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> larry: tonightly -- war, what is it good for? i have no idea. i was asking you guys. we look at our relationship with war and revisit the movie "black hawk down," or as brian williams calls it, "the brian williams story." obama brings up the crusades at the national prayer breakfast. it was a rousing speech to the troops... the ones fighting a thousand years ago. this is not an inquisition, but i am going to ask a lot of questions. let's get to it! (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> larry: thank you very much. welcome to "the nightly show. i'm larry larry, larry -- larry wilmore. all right, thank you very much. you've all heard what's going on with nbc news anchor brian williams. now, a lot of people have accused him of lying. i'm not going to go that far but it does appear that somebody has been slow-jamming the truth. >> nbc's brian williams, he's stepping away temporarily from the nbc nightly news desk. >> he got caught in a lie about

chance i'll open up a cowboy boot shop in your behind comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbhess.wgbh.org >> tonight it's black history month. to celebrate i got you a show with five black men on the panel. it should have been six but one was ran over. we are talking about black fathers. nobody cares about you no african priests. so climb down off the poll, america. we're going to talk through our daddy issues. let's do this. [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by comedy central [cheers and applause] >> oh my god. is that for me? thank you, welcome to the "nightly show." thank you, very much. i appreciate it. no i appreciate it. i know who you're really clapping for. [laughing] because tonight we have a special show. we're talking about black fatherhood. we thought there was so much to talk about with this issue. we're getting trait into the conversation, okay let's introduce our panel. oscar and grammy nominated hip hop artist and actor, common. [cheers and applause] >> i told you that was for him. i told you. [cheers and applause] >> okay. new york times columnist and

. >> well come to jimmy the grand comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.orgk, gonna have myself a time ♪ ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ ♪ humble folks without temptation ♪ ♪ going down to south park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ ♪ ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ people spouting "howdy, neighbor" ♪ ♪ heading on up to south park gonna see if i can't unwind ♪ ♪ mrph rmhmhm rm! mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ ♪ come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine ♪ dude, what's your little brother doing here? ike is starting his first day of kindergarten. isn't he only 3 years old? he's some kind of genius so he's getting advanced placement in kindergarten. i pooped my pants. but, dude, check out my new trapper keeper. it has five different compartments for each subject in school, and it's all covered with pictures from "dawson's creek." hey, dudes check out my sweet "dawson's creek" trapper keeper ultra-keeper futura 2000. yeah, well, it's got 10 different compartments for every subject in school, electronic pencil sharpener, four bags with electronic zippers, copy machine,

silver tie minimask and captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbhonightly, it's your turn to ask the important questions, so lay it on me, @dongemperor666. ( laughter ) your voice will finally be heard, @barfqueen89. i didn't realize they had crowned a new barf queen, actually, but god bless. ask anything you want. i ain't afraid of you @nightlyshowblows. ( laughter ) i know that's you, mom!

captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> tonightlys? the answer will surprise you, unless lure a muslim in america. ( laughter ) that's right. hate and fear in america. it's not just for gay people anymore. ( laughter ) we're also talking radical muslims, and not the kind you see at the "x" games. ( laughter ) another with the hate crime. now it's love time. this is "the nightly show." ( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by comedy central ( cheers and applause ) >> larry: yes. thank you, thank you, thank you very much. welcome to "the nightly show." i'm larry wilmore. i appreciate it. thank you very much. now you know what tonight i want to get right to it. we've got breaking news coming straight out of cupertino. this is very exciting. >> iphone keyboards are about to get a lot more diverse. those tiny cartoon people, emojis they'll soon be available in six different skin tones. right now all emojis are light skinned. >> larry: yeah baby. ( cheers and applause ) man i'm just speechless. i'm just a swirl of black smiley face

no then are you better off than the peopleed by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh> tonight it's black history month. to celebrate i got you a show with five black men on the panel. it should have been six but one was ran over. we are talking about black fathers. nobody cares about you no african priests. so climb down off the poll, america. we're going to talk through our daddy issues. let's do this. [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by comedy central [cheers and applause] >> oh my god. is that for me? thank you, welcome to the "nightly show." thank you, very much. i appreciate it. no i appreciate it. i know who you're really clapping for. [laughing] because tonight we have a special show. we're talking about black fatherhood. we thought there was so much to talk about with this issue. we're getting trait into the conversation, okay let's introduce our panel. oscar and grammy nominated hip hop artist and actor, common. [cheers and applause] >> i told you that was for him. i told you. [cheers and applause] >> okay. new york times columnist and author charle

silver tie minimask and captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbhit's your turn to ask the important questions, so lay it on me, @dongemperor666. ( laughter ) your voice will finally be heard, @barfqueen89.

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silver tie minimask and captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbhonightly, it's your turn to ask the important questions, so lay it on me, @dongemperor666. ( laughter ) your voice will finally be heard, @barfqueen89. i didn't realize they had crowned a new barf queen, actually, but god bless. ask anything you want. i ain't afraid of you @nightlyshowblows. ( laughter ) i know that's you, mom! it's a show where we read a bunch of tweets, or as cnn calls it-- regularly scheduled programming. this is "the nightly show." let's do this. ( cheers and captioning sponsored by comedy central ( cheers and applause ) >> larry: okay. welcome to "the nightly show." >> larry! larry. >> larry: okay, thank you very much. calm town. now you got anthony going. okay, let's start-- i am larry, larry larry.

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captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> larry the box office. american sniper raises the question: is this guy an asshole or a hero? while mortdecai raises the question: who's the asshole who green lit mortdecai? some people are angry that american sniper doesn't accurately criticize the iraq war. here, i'll do it for you: it's bad. should war movies be accurate? i hope not, because those apes freak me the (bleep) out. it's 27 degrees outside, but we're keeping it 100 in here. this is "the nightly show. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> larry: i can't believe it! can't be true! thank you very much! calm down! appreciate it! that's right. i'm your host larry wilmore. welcome to the "the nightly show." before we start, there's a storm that's hit new york city. so god bless you guys for coming in.

captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org thankses, it was fabulous. oh, we're just really happy that your boys have become such good friends with our little butters. yeah, we figured that if our boys are gonna be great friends. we should all get to be friends, too. friends by default. [ laughs ] well, our boys do seem to be spending a lot of time together lately. i think ever since their friend kenny died, they've been looking for someone to fill the void. well, our son is a perfect void-filler. it's nice that he finally has your sons to be his best buddies. look, you guys butters' asleep. he's such a douche bag. hey, you guys ever seen this trick? when someone's sleeping, you can take a glass of warm water. and you put their hand in it... yeah, and then what? and then you pee on 'em. no, dude, you're supposed to put their hand in warm water, and it makes them pee. oh, well. and we were thinking since they've all become such close friends how great it would be for us to all go together to aspen for a ski weekend. aspen? uh, we can'

. ♪ captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org godzed, no. it's my head hair. yeah. fall down my back and in my butt crack. yeah! duh! i don't know. okay, we have to go back to the fact that you are finally going to vagina-swallow jeremy tonight. it's really more of, like, a get-together hang out sesh at his apartment. you know, it's not really an official date-date. yeah, yeah, not official but yeah. there's just so much i want to know about him, like, i don't know where he went to college how many sisters he has. oh, he definitely has sisters. he also definitely doesn't wear underwear. he's got his junk rolling around in there all smelly and stuff. i just want to take it slow, you know? i really feel like this can, like, be something. (sighing) of course she isn't here. i knew we didn't have to rush. this bitch is always late. oh, here she is. i can't believe you beat me here! this bitch is always late. hi, mom. hi, honey. oh, i missed you. abbi, come here. ready to get your nails did, girls? yes. yelp said somebody got staph infect

. ♪ captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >>to raise your kids? and by uncle sam i mean the government, not your mom's creepy brother that always wants to "wrestle." ( laughter ) that's right. the government wants to raise your kids. hey, if they can get them to shovel the driveway, be my guest. ( laughter ) it's 11:30. do you know where your kids are? of course you do. t

. >> don't hold your b comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> larrytonightly -- america's obesity rate creeps up 27.7%. on the plus side, now it's higher than our math scores. a a third of americans are obese? that's the most depressing thing i've heard since that kid told me he was dead in that super bowl commercial. we're asking the big questions. is fat a disability? is obesity a sight? is obesity a civil right? are you going to finish that? it's the "the nightly show"! captioning sponsored by comedy central (cheers and applause) ♪ thank you very much! oh, thank you! (chanting) thank you! thank you very

captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ♪ i'muse your party sucks ♪ (message tone) what up, queen? ab? abbi? (giggling) uh-oh. guess what i got. bam! a mother(bleep) nose ring! what? a nose ring, dude? i mean, that's very hot and 2004 of you, but... when did this happen? last night. how are you not excited? i have an earring& in my nose! i just thought you were going to a boring white people dinner. i didn't realize you were gonna add a whole new element to your image. no, me neither, but then we ended up on st. mark's and& please don't tell me. i'm gonna have fomo for the rest of my life. fomo? fear of missing out, grandma. ugh, why did i "stay in" and "organize my life?" wait, did you stay in and organize your life? yeah, i got a lot done, actually. i reinforced all the boob

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with the prime minister and then put it onsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> larry: tonightly, we are talking cosby, we will answer the question, did he do it? the answer will be yes. he says he's sent protesters say he's guilty. there's a statute of limitations on the charges but there's no statute of limitations on my opinion and i am telling you that mother (bleep) did it. so let's do this! [ cheers and applause captioning sponsored by comedy central >> larry: thank you. thank you very much. no no. thank you very much. welcome. welcome to the nightly show i am your host, larry! >> yeah. second episode man i mean that was a lot of fun last night. it was so much fun. i mean i could barely get to sleep last night. i was so pumped. i came into the office today to get my things and everyone was here and i was like, wait, are we doing this again? i guess that is what nightly means. i didn't know. we get to do it again. this is so much fun. all right. so we are talking about cosby and the hurricane of horrors still swirling around him. now most,

. ♪ captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >>arry: tonightly, we're talking parenting. is uncle sam trying to raise your kids? and by uncle sam i mean the government, not your mom's creepy brother that always wants to "wrestle." ( laughter ) that's right. the government wants to raise your kids. hey, if they can get them to shovel the driveway, be my guest. ( laughter ) it's 11:30. do you know where your kids are? of course you do. they're asleep next to you. and they're 26. ( laughter ) so unlatch your 12-year-old from your gluten-free teet, and let's start this thing. this is "the nightly show." captioning sponsored by comedy central ♪ ♪ ♪ ( cheers ) >> larry: thank you very much. welcome to "the nightly show." i appreciate it. that's so nice of youifies. thanks for waiting. audience members we may add a d.j. and a house band, maybe by tomorrow. put we'll see. yeah. everybody is for that. now, you know, i don't know what it is but lately i've been noticing a rash of parenting stories that've been totally crazy. >> did you hear

captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> tonightly. do americans have a problem with muslims? the answer will surprise you, unless lure a muslim in america. ( laughter ) that's right. hate and fear in america. it's not just for gay people anymore. ( laughter ) we're also talking radical muslims, and not the kind you see at the "x" games. ( laughter ) another with the hate crime. now it's love time. this is "the nightly show." ( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by comedy central ( cheers and applause ) >> larry: yes. thank you, thank you, thank you very much. welcome to "the nightly show." i'm larry wilmore. i appreciate it. thank you very much. now you know what tonight i want to get right to it. we've got breaking news coming straight out of cupertino. this is very exciting. >> iphone keyboards are about to get a lot more diverse. those tiny cartoon people, emojis they'll soon be available in six different skin tones. right now all emojis are light skinned. >> larry: yeah baby. ( cheers and applause ) man i'm just speechles

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