white man. it's funny. most of my life has been spent, while i have been getting on with it and doing myjob, sometimes i would be in a cafee up to me and say, excuse me, mate, i hope you don't mind me asking, where do you come from? and i would say, west london born, born in the uk. and then they are like, 0k, where else do you come from? and i know where we are going and it is cool, i am happy to have this dialogue with anybody and everyone and i have never not talked about having white parents, so then i will say, my parents are irish. 0h, right, so they both come from ireland? yeah. is there a large black population in ireland? there is a fairly large substantial black population in ireland, yeah, but not a lot of people know that. but what more do you want to know? i get the feeling that there is something else on your mind. so your parents are irish? yeah. which one is black? which one is mixed? oh, no, both of them are white. they are irish. 0h. so, you're white, then? and then i'll say... no, i'm mixed heritage. no, no, you're white. how am i white? well, you just told me, your mum and dad are white? 0k. a moment a