such is the case of "the greening of whitney brown," an object lesson in accidental surrealism.n the title is fascinatingly terrible. it all starts innocently enough, with the unsufferable title character, a middle school girl, learning that her well-to-do parents are broke. >> hon, we are going to have to cut back, make some changes. >> you are not cutting back on my clothing allowance, are you? because due to my new exalted position, my dress needs to be couture. >> ignatiy vishnevetsky: off they go to the farm to reconnect with their roots and hang out with whitney's estranged grandfather. he's played by kris kristofferson. why? because apparently kris kristofferson just doesn't care anymore. >> she's my granddaughter, whether she knows it or not. she's a good kid, tenacious. and she's got a natural horse sense. the best 've seen in a while. >> really? >> yeah. >> you think she's got something? >> she didn't get it from you! >> ignatiy vishnevetsky: mind you, these clips are provided by the studio that made the film. so they're gonna try and make it look good. but believe me,