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native whitney cummings. she says this season will bring a whole lot of laughs, thanks in part to real-life stories from her writers. >> i secretly have them confide in me their embarrassing stories. >> don't tell anyone. >> i say i won't tell anyone, then make an episode about it. >> she went to high school at st. andrews. she was also an intern right here at nbc 4. but we can't take any credit for just how funny she is. >> not even a little? >> huh-uh. >> okay, we won't then. >>> right after the break, we'll be joined live by olympic gymnast mckayla maroney. >>> when elmo's puppeteer might return to sesame after being cleared of an underage relationship. >>> this afternoon, not too bad, chilly, but another cold night for us as temperatures drop down to the 20s up north. areas around sandy spring, potomac, to low 30s. >>> we remember her. she's part of the group known as the fab five. the 2012 u.s. women's gymnastics team that won the team gold over in london. >> and today mckayla maroney is here in washingt

i want to thank my guests, keira knightley, whitney cummings and of course, gin wigmore.re. but, "jimmy fallon" is happening right now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >>> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. welcome! that's what i'm talking about. that is a great new york city crowd right there. i feel the love. thank you, everybody. welcome. welcome to "late night." here's what people are talking about. you guys, this david petraeus scandal just keeps getting bigger and crazier. it turns out now that another top general and an fbi agent had inappropriate contact with jill kelley, the woman who sparked the investigation. they need to stop pulling the thread on this thing or we're going to have nobody left in the government. [ laughter ] it's just gon

. >> first we want to say hello to a very talented young woman, whitney cummings, star, writer, executive two is about to begin. we've got to catch up on where we were. last season your character absolutely was not going to get married. >> was totally against it. >> then we see her walking down the aisle. by the end of the season we decided to get married and in our own traditional way. decided to get tattoos. season two starts out with us having hepatitis from the tattoos. just kidding. we're in, we're married and sort of all of the things that happen when you're in a relationship but kind of going the provocative way, all the taboo things that sometimes happen when you're in a relationship. >> you were surprised you were about getting past nbc standards. >> i don't think nbc reads any of our scripts. >> you think nbc had standards. >> guess not because we're managing to slide by. really provocative and fun stuff. >> you're a busy young lady. not only are you star of this show but you're also producer of "two broke girls." i've been looking for robert de niro. >> he's in the studio. >> a

. >> whitney cummings, good morning to you. >> hi, good morning. >> robert de niro, good morning, welcome holidays, the rockefeller christmas tree is on the way. >> kick one, everybody, here we go. >> this line goes all the way down the block. >> what time did you get here? >> 7:00 a.m. friday. >> you took showers last night. thank you for that. everybody in the line thanks you for that. >> i want to say that i'm m-m-m-matt lauer. >> could i look any dorkier. >> sexiest fans in rock 'n' roll. >> happy to be back. >> i love you, too! >> this is without a doubt the largest crowd we have ever had for a concert. >> so help me god. >> congratulations, new citizens. ♪ so crazy, crazy, crazy till we see the sun ♪ ♪ i know we always pretend it's love ♪ ♪ and never, ever ever stop for anyone ♪ >> this is wbal-tv 11 news today in baltimore. >> good morning. i am mindy basara. here's a look at one of our top stories. the chief medical examiner confirmed westowne on wednesda -- confirmed that the suspected body parts found in reisterstown on wednesday is a human hand. they are trying to figure out wh

. >> whitney cummings, good morning to you. >> hi, good morning. >> robert de niro, good morning, welcome the rockefeller christmas tree is on the way. >> kick one, everybody, here we go. >> this line goes all the way down the block. >> what time did you get here? >> 7:00 a.m. friday. >> you took showers last night. thank you for that. everybody in the line thanks you for that. >> i want to say that i'm m-m-m-matt lauer. >> could i look any dorkier. >> sexiest fans in rock 'n' roll. >> happy to be back. >> i love you, too! >> this is without a doubt the largest crowd we have ever had for a concert. >> so help me god. >> congratulations, new citizens. ♪ so crazy, crazy, crazy till we see the sun ♪ ♪ i know we always pretend it's love ♪ ♪ and never, ever ever stop for anyone ♪ >>> 8:56 on this friday, november 16th. beginning to look a lot like christmas in virginia. in 30 minutes, santa did a test run on the 495 express lane. he's on his way to the workshop. the 14-mile stretch of toll lanes runs between springfield and the dulles toll road. danella sealock is here with a look at the first