that's whitney cummings. i hate you because you're a [bleep]. [laughter] anthony jeselnik is here. i'll pause for a few moments so those of you at home can wikipedia him. [laughter] it's great you're here, anthony. what happened? is daniel tosh busy getting fisted in key west? [laughter] it's great to see my old friend jeffrey ross here tonight, doing what he does best-- sitting and watching funny people tell jokes. wow, jeff, you're even uglier than you were last year. look at that hair. look at that mop. i've seen better hair on susan boyle's taint. [laughter] don't you laugh at a hair joke, trump. look at that helmet. what do you say to a barber to get that type of hair cut? "i [bleep] your daughter"? [laughter] situation from the jersey shore. you're all over television. and you have a book out. i tried ordering your book on amazon.com. amazon said, "customers who bought this book also bought a rope and a stool." [laughter] but enough about chachi. let's get to the reason we're all here tonight-- donald t

wake her up in a few minutes to join us, the beautiful, the very funny, the incredibly curvy whitney cummings. we'll get all the other secrets -- oh! >> did you just say all the other secrets? well -- >> oh, no! >> come on. show some courage. come on, control room. show some courage. >> hi, everybody. welcome to my show. >> it is the beautiful whitney. and we're going to be yakking at her. >> in just a little bit. >> they really are afraid to come back to what she's going to do. that was quite the -- >> there's no way that -- my legs touch. did you guys see my penis? i feel like i tucked it pretty well. did i not tuck it under well enough? >> oh, my god. >> you and lenny kravitz. it's wine day wednesday. the last day of september. >> whitney is with us and we're going to have fun with her in a little bit. she's got a lot to talk about. >> uh-huh. >> no, don't. >> trying to fit these in. >> look, our director is terrified. >> it's got to be jimmy gates. is it not jimmy gates? oh, it's lee. lee miller. jill martin brought along her shopping bag and goodies for all. >> how do i follow that? >> p

now, among the guests are dave chapelle, whitney cummings, trevor noah, jay pharaoh, joe piscapo andhris rock. >>> well, she's 5'2" and weighs just about 100 pounds and just conquered one of the toughest mountains in the world. the north face of the eiger in switzerland. sasha is a world class rock climber who started her ascent right here in our area. wendy rieger spoke to her about her stunning feat. >> reporter: the eiger means ogre in swiss, and it can be mean and ugly, especially to humans to try to crawl up its side. many have felt its lethal breath, as they have been blown off or frozen to death in their quest. >> that sunset is unreal! >> reporter: this is sasha dejulian, becoming the first woman to free climb the north face of the eiger last month. it is a complicated passage known as murder wall because of its forbidding nature. >> this entire encompassing of me stepping out of my comfort zone of what i knew and trying something that i didn't know. and i didn't know if i could do it. >> reporter: in free climbing, one uses a rope and gear only to catch your fall, which mean

among the guests are dave chappell, whitney cummings, sam moore, kevin nealon, trevor noah, jay farrelloe piscopo and chris rock. >>> we will show you the tech >>> we will show you the tech goodies you're a parent. we're both busy people. so pick up my new hand prepared $20 family fill up meal. eight pieces of original recipe chicken, two large mashed potatoes and gravy, a large coleslaw, and 4 biscuits. i'll get back to ya. (door squeaking) it's finger lickin' good. >>> we have had the heat, the humidity, three days in a row, temperatures 90 degrees or higher. today, we reached 94 so far and we do have some scattered showers and storms and this marks the end of the heat wave today a couple of storms around the beltway, i-95, more storms developing down toward the south, all moving north and east, heads up woodbridge, quantico, portions of charles and prince george's county, seeing a couple of showers, stafford county, a few showers here and showers lining up along the blue ridge, frederick, back on toward bluemont. nothing too heavy but what we are watching is an area back to the west.

>> whitney cummings and the amazing franklin graham. >> her album is so good, so good. >> she gets better==topvo== an early morning fire in san jose left a dozen people looking >>> good morning. 9:56. i'm kris sanchez. an early morning fire in a san jose home left a dozen people looking for somewhere else to stay. firefighters say it started after a car caught fire on vine street just a bit after midnight. the flames bu s burned at tlool weeks and jumped to a nearby home. firefighters are saying it looks to be accidental. a look at your weather and traffic coming up. >>> mostly cloudy skies with a chance of rain for the south bay as well as parts of the east bay. expect highs only in the mid to upper 70s for most of the bay. and then as you head over toward san francisco, 65 degrees for a high. and 75 for the north bay. don't think we'll see any of the showers there, but that chance for the south bay and east bay will move in later this morning and early afternoon. let's check in now with traffic. >>> things are still very slow across most of the bay area. this is 880 south through fremon

>> whitney cummings and the amazing franklin graham. >> her album is so good, so good. >> she gets better gift she has. >> she has so many. >> oh, my gosh. >> the gif >>> we are following breaking news. tractor trailer crashed on schuylkill. first alert traffic reporter katy zachry. katy? >> this is quite a mess out there. look at all this red on southbound 95 north of exit 4b, the exit for churchman's crossing. there was an accident involving a tanker truck carrying fuel. there's a subsequent fuel spill. other vehicles are involved as well. delaware state police are on the scene. right at the exit, exit 4b, all lanes southbound on 95 leading into 4b are closed with the exception of the left-hand passing lane. tracy? >>> we're also tracking rain today. here is meteorologist bill henley. bill? >> heavy rain came through overnight. lighter scattered showers through the area. not everybody is seeing them. see a line of showers moving through new jersey right now through salem and burlington county where more moderate showers can be found. much of the area is dry and cloudy and warm for this