(cheers and applause) whooo, whooo! kareem, how's it going. >> great. >> stephen: salem malakum my brother. how are you. >> i need to know something right away. what did you do to central park, man? >> stephen: we-- i got some earth moving equipment out there last weekend. we dug a huge trench and-- i have not told the mayor yet. yeah, it's still lovely. >> okay. >> stephen: still lovely. now last time you were on the show was almost three years ago. >> yeah. >> stephen: because there was some reported nazi gold in germany. and i asked for your help getting the nazi gold. i can see that jim. >> would you be willing to go to germany to get this gold? >> well, wait a minute. don't you mean nazi gold? >> stephen: -- pick on those nazis. so now you're back, now you're back with a documentary on the shoulders of giants. how did you pay for this movie, kareem? should it be with nazi gold? >> secret contributions. >> stephen: tell me about on the shoulders of giants. it is a documentary about, as you say, the greatest basketba

whooo! >> stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen! (cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome to the report. thank you for joining us. nation, barack obama is the worst type of democratic politician. an effective one. (laughter) on tuesday he was down in el paso, texas, laying out his plan for immigration reform. what does barack obama know about immigration? everybody knows he was born in america. i have proof. (laughter) besides, this speech was about one thing only -- >> is the president pushing real reform or is he pandering from latino votes. >> he's pandzering for votes down there. >> it's pandering. >> stephen: a total latino panderfest. excuse me, pander fiesta. (laughter) >> stephen: show them, jim. >> when i think about immigration, i think about opportunity. inalien kbl rights, the american flag, statue of liberty, nation of immigrants, guatemalan, yew cranian, irish, italian, polish, russian, jewish. papao new guinea. >> stephen: just listen to him pander to the all important texas lattino papua new guinea vote. next he's g

titanic news that both donald trump an and-- let's see, ah, i want to say hoyt axton-- mike huckabee, whooo, both of these gentlemen have dropped out of the presidential race to spend more time with their tv shows. of course whoever is the eventual republican nominee is going to need a lot of money. because it is estimated that barack obama will raise over $1 billion for his campaign. that means between now and election day, he has to collect $21 a second. which is why his campaign slogan has gone from change to benjamin. (applause) >> stephen: so clearly fund-raising, fund raising is going to be key. and friday there was game-changing news in the world of campaign finance. jim? >> stephen colbert went to washington today and is filing a request to create his own superpac can. his parent company viacom doesn't want him getting them into trouble with the federal election commission while he's doing this and so now colbert is making a big production of going to the fec to file a request for a media exemption. >> stephen: oops. that is so embarrassing. i am the big news. (laughter) (cheers and

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whooo... [ male announcer ] listerine® total care.most complete mouthwash. >>> crowds of pilgrims are streaming through st. peter's basilica in vatican city. more than four hours after the pope's beatification, the late pope is called blessed, the designation right before potential sainthood. professor of faith and culture in a seminary near chicago. a final good morning to you, sir, in his homily, pope benedict says his predecessor restored christianity, a true face of hope. how did the image change during his watch? >> it was a very important -- he was singh the eastern bloc countries were offering a vision of hope. in the west you had sort of a myth of progress. we'll make social/political progress and that will give us hope. what he saw was neither grounds was -- the only hope we have is in the grace and mercy of god. so he focused the church in a new way to be the bearer of this hope. think of his book called crossing the threshold of hope. he saw that as the mission of the church. >> this is also a pope -- he visited 129 countri

whooo... [ male announcer ] listerine® total care. the most complete mouthwash. .he zoo, but--but they were setting up for this wedding, and they have the most incredible site right by the lions. well, actually, that's, um, that's why we're here. um... yeah. we were thinking about, you know, the--the wedding, and we're just thinking about postponing it a little bit, you know, until it's a good time. uh, l--you know, look, i know why you guys are doing this, and the thing is, is that it is a really good time. i-i-i need something to look forward to. i mean, we all do. i mean, think about it. if mom doesn't have flowers and caterers to obsess over, she's going to start obsessing about me. we just want you to be able to enjoy yourself. well, why the hell wouldn't i be able to enjoy it, rebecca? come on. if you guys want to do something for me, you won't postpone. you'll have showers and bachelor parties, and you'll let me help you register. and i-i-i j-- i just can't think that life is--is--is gonna stop now. i mean, does that make any sense? yeah. yeah. uh, it's like