. >> stephen: whooo! whooo! whooo! (cheers and applause) whooo! whooo, whooo, whooo!phen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: welcome to the report. thank you so much. thank you, ladies and gentlemen. thanks for joining us, folks. it is the last night of my summer concert series and of course i save the biggest name for last, me. (laughter) >> stephen: later tonight jack white and i are going to present my new hit song, so wake the kids and ask them who jack white is. (laughter) >> stephen: but first, afghanistan. last night the president addressed the nation from the east room of the white house, or as it's been officially renamed,the i killed bin laden room. (laughter) >> stephen: personally i thought it was in poor taste for them to put up the championship banner. (laughter) >> stephen: anyway, you've all heard the headlines. he has ordered a withdrawal from afghanistan which means obama's a coward for leaving. or for not leaving sooner. i forget which. (laughter) >> stephen: but the real shocker, folks, was where he

(cheers and applause) >> stephen: whooo, whooo, good to see you, mr. herzog. >> thank you. >> stephen: now, sir, this movie is called cave of forgotten dreams. now explain to the people exactly what is this cave, and where is it? >> well, it's in the south of france. it was discovered about 16 years ago. and it turned out that it was the oldest, it contained the oldest paintings ever, ever discovered. >> stephen: how old are they opinions 32,000, maybe 35,000 years back in time. and of absolute incredible quality. >> stephen: how could a painting be 32,000 years old if the entire world is only

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(cheers and applause) >> stephen: whooo, whooo, good to see you, mr. herzog. >> thank you. >> stephen: now, sir, this movie is called cave of forgotten dreams. now explain to the people exactly what is this cave, and where is it? >> well, it's in the south of france. it was discovered about 16 years ago. and it turned out that it was the oldest, it contained the oldest paintings ever, ever discovered. >> stephen: how old are they opinions 32,000, maybe 35,000 years back in time. and of absolute incredible quality. >> stephen: how could a painting be 32,000 years old if the entire world is only 6,000 years old. >> well, this is a mighty good question but i think these people were very, very ingenuous and well adapted. they painted wonderful animals. they created music. they created ivory statuettes, venus statuettes. unbelievable. >> stephen: really? is this cave porn? >> not really but i-- more people come to the movie if you say cave porn. >> no, i do believe that these very intelligent people invented god but it took god awhile to grow up and create

(cheers and applause)ÑiÑi whooo, whooo. hey, mr. secretary. the form err governor of the great state of pennsylvania, keystone state, first secretary of homeland security. and now you are a lobbyist for the natural gas industry. >> this is the first time on your show, i hate to correct with you your first question, but i'm not a lobbyist. considering-- something that could lead a ren nance in america with regard to energy, not only in terms of creating jobs but making us more secure, less dependent on foreign sources. so my job and i do have a paid job as a consultant with the industry, is to make sure aspen pen that we take advantage of that resource and develop it in a way that is consistent with workplace safety, within environmentally sound principleses and to help us become-- create jobs in pennsylvania and become less dependent on foreign sources of fuel. >> stephen: well, i actually understand what you're saying and i now agree with everything you're saying. and i would say you did a very good job of lobbying me just now. (laughter) >>

whooo! whooo! >> whooo!t a better way to cool down, get in the mud and have some fun with friends. that's the muddy buddy. >>> all right, it's been exactly two years since the death of the king of pop. michael jackson died from an overdose, the surgical anesthetic propofol and a mix of other drugs. but his sister latoya says it was murder. here's what she told our piers morgan. >> how do you think he died. you've been quoted as saying you think it may have been murder. do you believe that? >> absolutely. i will never, ever think differently. first of all michael told me that they were going to murder him. >> who was going to murder him? >> the people that were involve in his life, the people that were controlling him. >> jackson's personal physician, dr. conrad murray is charged with his death, murray's attorney wants the start of his involuntary manslaughter trial delayed. it was supposed to start come this fall. the judge says he will issue a decision on delaying in trial next month. >>> tonight on cnn, do

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