. >> whoopi -- >> the neck is not the part you want to see, it's this over here.ook. [ laughter ] >> the look. >> the hand comes up. [ laughter ] >> and you lean in. so they could see your face. because you want to fill the screen. and you say, calm down. [ laughter ] >> the problem, whoopi, kids today, because you tell them -- i tried it with jeffrey, i was like, look. and he was like-ha ha ha. >>. [ laughter ] >> my mother meant it. when she said, look, she meant -- wherever she was pointing, that's what you did. if she said look, you went like this. [ laughter ] >> if you do it in front of some parents, i've done it with my kids in public, then the other parents are looking at you waiting, they have children services online, too. because they are like -- >> only if you put your hands on them. >> yes. people get upset if you spank your children. that never stopped me. [ laughter ] >> but what about this, speaking of children. simon cowell, seems to be buying the baby's mother a $10 million mansion to raise -- [ laughter ] >> -- these damn dried up eggs of mine.

if you're watching this alone, your love life is like sister act 3-- no whoopi! like that movie somehow. well, i'm gonna tell you my secrets right now... if "right now" means tomorrow night at my seminar at the springfield airport motor lodge. so, if you're ready to turn from couch potato to sex tornado, come and see me, dr. kissingher. eh, what have i got to lose. they say for every man somewhere on earth there's one woman. (alarm clock buzzing) (gasps) homer! we only have five minutes until the school bus comes. (gasps) drive my kids to school! never! (yells, grunts) stupid double snuggler's hitch! (grunting) only hope is to chew off my leg! ow! ow! mmm, not bad. (grunting) just 127 more hours.

. >> now there is a rumored blow up between whoopi and barbara. what is going on, a.j.?know how everyone likes to stir up drama. the ladies of the view are clearing the air. >> some idiot reporter i can't wait until she retires, and what the hell, and you know. >> you didn't tell me that. >> well, that is pause it didn't happen. >> she wanted to know what everyone really thinks of her. >> two more days here. have it, go ahead. tell

. >> that reminds me of that line in "ghost" when whoopi goldberg goes -- >> molly, you're in danger, these people don't move. boy, you see just how big that mama bear is. but you know what i love the most? somebody had to grab a selfie with a bear photo. >> i can't believe they stayed there. the bears noticed them but they kept looking at them. >> probably the coolest thing you'll ever see. >> that's it for "right this minute." thanks for joining us. we'll see you next time. >>> it's time for the wendy williams show. today real jersey housewife teresa giudice. plus the star michael urie. and the whitney romance in a new york hotel room. wendy's got the details. next, here's wendy. [ cheers and applause ]

. >> you and whoopi walked off on bill o'reilly. >> he madeut muslims which annoyed me. my body jumped out of the seat. >> you had some big feuds, rosie and elizabeth. >> defend your own insinuations. >> a standout moment when they got on tv. >> would you ever write a tell y'all? >> never. >> no. >> 10 years down the line? >> it's not my thing. >> tell it to my facing. >> whaam i doing next is the next q know? for the blind. it's so crazy, it might>> joy'sr elizabeth hasselbeck, as you hearingout to land a plum prim slot. a source says she is the new face of cable news. so, renee, you were with jodie foster last night. shet played hero for her friend, jamie lee curtis, right? really ld me what happened when jamie lee got into a bad car accident. talked to her at the premiere of her movie. >> she loves to meet her fans and sign autographs and post for pictures at premieres. when the paps catch her out and about, she is not so game. >> they take pictures of you in compromising places. >> like these photos. to her friend, ide after a car accident. the s.u.v. she was riding

don't touch me when i'm hot. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> you got a lot of men over here, whoopi, going, the change? >> the change is we go from one thing to another. and sometimes we -- you know, it's harder. it's very difficult, sometimes. and men don't understand. >> sex. >> you're say sex and you're saying the change. are you talking about menopause? >> they are connected. >> they are connected, because sometimes no matter what your head for sex has been, sometimes you go through that change, and chemically, you start to alter, and guys have to know, that this is real. it's not, i don't want to go to bed. it's like you are too heavy for me. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> that's why they look for younger ones. >> that's indicative of their change. >> they have viagra now, it never ends. [ laughter ] >> they have viagra now, it will never end. >> it won't end happily, is what you mean. it will end. because they say with the viagra, if your erection lasts 17, 18 hours, go to the hospital. >> yeah. >> you know, if you 90 years old, that's not a good sign. [ laughter ] >> a man married for

. >> that reminds me of that line in "ghost" when whoopi goldberg goes -- >> molly, you're in danger,but these people don't move. boy, you see just how big that mama bear is. but you know what i love the most? somebody had to grab a selfie with a bear photo. >> i can't believe they stayed there. the bears noticed them but they kept looking at them. >> probably the coolest thing you'll ever see. >> that's it for "right this minute." thanks for joining us. we'll see you next time. >>> now at 5:00, firefighters finally gain ground against the raging rim wildfire. >> uncovering new details about the victims. some of whom were children and the risk they face every day in their neighborhood. >> the golden state warriors new home across the bay could cost $44 million more. the controversial plan that could pay for it. >>> good evening, i'm gasia mikaelian. >> i'm frank somerville. preparations are underway tonight for the long anticipated closure of the bay bridge. this is a live picture here of the brand new eastern span. we are counting down the minutes until the closure, wednesday night a

stallone young stallone ♪ ♪ old, old young, old working stallone hanging stallone ♪ ♪ glasses stallone whoopiapplause ] >> jimmy: we have -- we have got a great show tonight. we love this guy. oh, my gosh. he's a hilarious actor and a member of the lonely island. andy samberg is back on the show! [ cheers and applause ] funny, funny dude. >> steve: love him. >> jimmy: we do. she's a very talented actress. from the new film, "the spectacular now," shailene woodley is here. [ cheers and applause ] she's a pal, too. love her. and then we have this couple. they just finished a cross-country trip over the years where they visited every state capital in the country. such a cute couple. marcine and nita lou webb are stopping by on the show. [ cheers and applause ] they're adorably cute. interesting. and we have great music from new order tonight. they're on the show! [ cheers and applause ] new order's here! >> steve: man! >> jimmy: hey, guys, it's time for "late night hashtags." here we go. ♪ hashtags hashtags hashtags, hashtags hashtags ♪ >> jimmy: you guys are on twitter, right? [ cheers ] it's f

neil: i love showing folks whoopi it up.aid that you are every bit as impressive with incoming freshmen. so maybe it is just coincidental. but i hear that you are getting all of these calls to team up ando motivational speaking. and i saw that you are already a billionaire. so gary, i do know that once word got out, the stock was jumping. >> i think what you read into it, he's really every horrible. i look back in the last 15 years in the micosoft stock has done zero. in that same time apple has not 7000%. you know, i think that they need to start thinking differently. they need some of this in america. >> that could be you. you become what you think? >> a blogger said he looked like planet of the apes when he did that dance. the ceo accent to do that? no, i have long advocated that it's a good thing that he's gone. neil: all right, so you have this note. in the final blitz and speaking of apple, offering a series of new phones before apple's big announcement. it has a 40 hour per month preview. i guess no limit. hitler said

whoopi versus barbara. >> you didn't say it?> "the view" stars air all of their dirty laundry just before joy's last day. >> have at it. tell it to my face. >> breaking new details on bieb's hamptons brawl before he orders his goons to go diehard on attack. and president obama shuts down hollywood and goes toe-to-toe with leno. >> now trending, is tiger's $60

. >> you and whoopi walked off on bill o'reilly. >> he made a statement about muims which annoyed me. my body jumped out of the seat. >> you had some big uds, rosie and elizabeth. >> defend your own iinuations. >> a standout moment w when they got on tv. >> would you ever write a tell- all? >> never. >> no. >> 10 years down theine? >> it's not my thing. >> tell it to my facing. >> what am i doing next is the next question? >> you know? >> how about porn for the blind. it's so crazy, it might work. >> joy's former co-host, elizabeth hasselbeck, as you know is heading to fox news. now we're hearing megan kelly is about to land a plum primetime slot. a soce says she is the new face of cable news. so, renee, you were with jodie foster last night. she just played hero for her friend, jamie lee curtis, right? >> she told me what really happened when jamie lee got into a bad car accident. i talked to her at the premiere of her movie. >> she loves to meet her fans and sign autographs and post for pictures at premieres. when the paps catch her out and about, she is not so game. they take pictu

and she can -- whoopi, i spent a lot of time sitting next to you on the couch. this captures you.cares? >> you thing i came up here the kiss you, don't you? >> i thought you were going to make out with me. >> backstage is where we're going to make out. we have loved sharing our personal memories. one final surprise. you ready? >> yeah. >> please welcome, performing a of the greatest singers, the legendary tony bennett. >> what? >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> how wonderful. >> tony bennett. [ cheers and applause ] >> how's that for a surprise. >> where's the microphone? >> do i sit? i sit. ♪ oh the good life full of fun seems to be the ideal ♪ ♪ yes, the good life it makes you hide all the sadness you feel ♪ ♪ you won't really fall in love or you can't take the chance ♪ ♪ just be honest with yourself don't think romance ♪ ♪ yes, the good life to be free and explore the unknown ♪ ♪ just like the heart ache when you've learned you must face life alone ♪ ♪ so just remember that i still want you and in case you wonder why ♪ ♪ well just wake up kiss the good life good-bye ♪ >> good

. >> reporter: degeneres joins steve martin, whoopie goldberg and billy crystal as a repeat emcee ofrd shows. but she has a long way to go if she wants to top bob hope's 18 times. >> this is hollywood's most exciting giveaway show. her friendly charge and jabs and self-deprecating jokes, winning over the crowd that she first hosted in 2007. >> this has been a dream of mine since i was a little girl. >> reporter: the world waits with bated breath to see how she will top the star-studded skits. pitching scripts to martin scorsese. and posing for picks with clint eastwood. >> do you mind? >> reporter: and giving directions to steven spielberg. >> make it more even on both sides. >> reporter: that bringing gold for the academy, with nearly 40 million viewers pane a daytime talk show host, sweeping up an emmy nod, for hollywood's biggest prime time event. >> she has knowledge and intelligence and class and affection. all the reasons i'm a big fan of the decision. >> ellen's big announcement via twitter has raked in 18,000 retweets and 18,000 favorites. the oscars will take over the heart

whoopie! shoom! oop! whoosh whoosh whoosh! unh! time! hey, how was coffee with stacy? hey.t old times. sounds nice. mm, it was. mwah! hey, it's cool she stays here this weekend, right? you said yes? why? the hotel lost her reservation, and they couldn't find her another room. i felt like i couldn't say no. oh, sweetie, you're nna be married soon. "no" has to become your friend. you know, coffee was one thing, but sleeping on our couch is just weird. yes, it is. does he not get that? no, he was raised by hippies. he doesn't understand boundaries. well, tell him how you feel. you're right. i'll talk to him. i am sorry to take up your time. you clearly have your own stuff going on. is that outfit meant to scare off the company or-- these are my weigh-in clothes, nice and light. all right, showtime. i have lost... yeah! zero pounds. honey, nobody cares if you're an average male. this is not about checking off some box on an insurance form. this is out me being the best i can be. you are not on your way. i gotta step up the program. the rest of the weekend, all cardio, no food.

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whoopi and joy have banter. matt and al roker have banter. that wasn't banter.ry. - she's got a point. i mean, brick really was kicking your-- - martin! - what? every time he'd flub a line, brick was on him like glitter after a bachelor party. - [laughs] that's funny. you got a little glitter on you. [laughs] oh, you were bad, boo. - it's stuck. - did you remember to grease the pan? - which pan? - the one you put the cake in. - oh. you mean this one? - oh, lord help you. - are you sure we can't just use the mix? - no. every woman should know how to bake a cake from scratch. - uh, isn't that a little sexist? - you know who says that? lonely women who can't bake. oh, we got to do it again. - good morning. - hey, mom. - hey. oh, mom. i was wondering, for my birthday party, can we have deep-fried kool-aid balls? - that actually sounds pretty cool. - no, we cannot have fried cool-aid balls. - okay, well, can we have chicken chili cheese pizza? - what is wrong with you, man? what do you kids do, throw darts at food, and whatever it hits, that's the meal? - ooh, we sho

stallone young stallone ♪ ♪ old, old young, old working stallone hanging stallone ♪ ♪ glasses stallone whoopie have a great show tonight! give it up for the roots! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have -- we have got a great show tonight. we love this guy. oh, my gosh. he's a hilarious actor and a member of the lonely island. andy samberg is back on the show! [ cheers and applause ] funny, funny dude. >> steve: love him. >> jimmy: we do. she's a very talented actress. from the new film, "the spectacular now," shailene woodley is here. [ cheers and applause ] she's a pal, too. love her. and then we have this couple. they just finished a cross-country trip over the years where they visited every state capital in the country. such a cute couple. marcine and nita lou webb are stopping by on the show. [ cheers and applause ] they're adorably cute. interesting. and we have great music from new order tonight. they're on the show! [ cheers and applause ] new order's here! >> steve: man! >> jimmy: hey, guys, it's time for "late night hashtags." here we go. ♪ hashtags hashtags hashtags, hashtags

it's like whoopi in "ghost." [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> and there is something about the telephone, phone call? or did you -- something happened with his phone, and he wasn't there, or somebody asked for him, something weird happened with the phone. tell the story. >> i was on a phone call with my sister-in-law, his wife, and the phone went dead. we were talking about somebody he wouldn't want us to talk about. >> okay. that makes sense. [ laughter ] >> there's an s or c, the s or c. is that the person he didn't want to talk about, the s or c, or k or c or last name? who is the s or c. >> my lalast name is an >> that makes sense. i just don't know, is there m orb n in that name. who is the other m person? >> i have another sister, margaret. >> margaret. okay. there is someone else, margaret. somebody dead. >> yes. >> my aunt. >> your aunt. and there is someone who passed from cancer, was that margaret? >> no. >> or your husband had cancer. who had to pull the plug? >> oh. >> who had to pull the plug or the breathing machine, stop the breathing machine or the plug? >> my mom. >> your

whoopi versus brash ra. their dirty say it? laundry just before joy goes. >> have at it. come on. >> breaking new details on beebe's hamptons brawl before he order his goons to attack. and president obama shuts down hollywood and goes toe-to-toe with leno. >> now trending, is tiger's $60 million sinking? new video, kardashian's post baby video message today. ho is chasing her little sister. >> the perils of growing up kardashian. wearing wranglers. on ford. >> and what eddie sip ron is saying. >> i love "extra." >> hey, everyone, welcome to "extra" here at the grove. i am mario lopez. >> and i am maria menounos. coming up, all new clues to the next "dancing with the stars" cast including the truth about the paula deen rumor. >> top story. >> usher's fight to keep his son. his ex launchi all-out war, say supervision led to the near raining of usher sunday. >> my nephew is in the pool. the little woodland is in a i.c.u. after getting his arm stuck in a in and out there for accident but made it home in ride in the ambulan his season. >> gushing about them. >> who dresses tho

. >> you and whoopi walked off on bill o'reilly. >> he made a statement about muslims which annoyed me. my body jumped out of the seat. >> you had feuds, rosie and elizabeth. >> defend your own insinuations. >> a standout moment got on tv. >> would you ever write a tell y'all? >> never. >> no. >> 10 years down the line? >> it's not my thing. >> tell it to my facing. >> what am i doing next is the next question? >> you know? >> how about porn for the blind. it's so crazy, it might work. >> joy's former co-host, elizabeth hasselbeck, as you know is heading to fox news. now we're hearing megan kelly is about to land a plum primetime slot. a source says she is the new face of cable news. so, renee, you were with jodie foster last night. jamie lee curtis, right?her really ld me what happened when jamie lee got into a bad car accident. i talked to her at the premiere >> she loves to meet her fans and sign autographs and post for pictures at premieres. when the paps catch her out and about, she is not so >> they take pictures of you in compromising places. >> like these photos. jodie rushing