whs bud? oh, here he comes. now remember when you hear your name called, come out on the platform as quickly as possible. good luck. you'll be the last one called out. - good. - oh, i'm nervous. i hope i can think of something to say and not just stand up there like a dummy. have you thought of anything to say, bud? - oh, well, i'll just try and ad lib something. - oh, cut it out. i'll bet you guys sat up half the night memorizing a long speech. - (giggles) is that what you did? - shh! they're starting. - [voiceover] so it's with much pleasure and pride, -that we climax this day of festivities with the awarding of prizes to those students who have made outstanding achievements during their junior year at springfield high. now our first award our first award goes to the student who has attained the highest scholastic record as well as demonstrated the most scholarly attitude miss jenny novacek. (clapping) - i'm very thrilled to have won this award, and i consider it a very great honor, and i'll try very hard to b

bud. >> you had that trimmed off, didn't ya? >> that's why the glasses are on my head, as you can-- >> wh-what's happened, here? >> uh, this is to show that the referee-- that i'm really in bounds, and he does in very slow motion. >> oh! >> now, here's a guy that got angry at his team, in the last play. and watch what happens with a quarterback that gets angry at his team. >> nobody else has moved! >> they-they don't play for him. [ some laughter ] now-- [ clearing throat ] >> that's funny. [ laughter ] >> now, a lotta guys have, uh, ways of getting back at the officials. and this is the way one ge right here, in the end zone. >> ooh! [ laughter ] [ laughing ] >> now, the next one is when a extra point is missed, but the father, uh-- your father is the referee. [ laughter ] [ laughing ] that's wonderful. >> so. so, uh-- [ applause ] you know, uh, john, um, uh, i-i like to collect film. >> right. >> i was able to collect the oldest film of football-- the first super bowl game, in the year 8000 bc. >> this is how far back it goes. >> the goths and the visigoths. it's-- >> the goths and the visigoths. >> you'll no

bud. [ laughing ] >> yeah, but, uh, i've had an operation, since then. >> you had that trimmed off, didn't ya? >> that's why the glasses are on my head, as you can-- >> wh-what's happened, here? >> uh, this is to show that the referee-- that i'm really in bounds, and he does in very slow motion. >> oh! >> now, here's a guy that got angry at his team, in the last play. and watch what happens with a quarterback that gets angry at his team. >> nobody else has moved! >> they-they don't play for him. [ some laughter ] now-- [ clearing throat ] >> that's funny. [ laughter ] >> now, a lotta guys have, at the officials. and this is the way one gets back at an official. right here, in the end zone. >> ooh! [ laughter ] [ laughing ] >> now, the next one is when a extra point is missed, but the father, uh-- your father is the referee. [ laughter ] [ laughing ] that's wonderful. >> so. so, uh-- [ applause ] you know, uh, john, um, uh, i-i like to collect film. >> right. >> i was able to collect the oldest film of football-- in the year 8000 bc. >> okay. >> yeah. >> this is how far back it goes. >> the goths and the visigoths. it's-- >> the goths and the visigoths.