it's a company in the isle of wight that's modified a citroen by fitting it with a hat. yeah., it cost £19,000? what's that? is that a window? or do you sort of unzip it, climb in, and put your head through it? "look, i've come as a citroen!" it's like one of those things at pontins. "go on, kids, stick your face through the citroen." but £19,000... for a citroen costume. and it only has one bed. well, he's not going to have a friend, is he? no -- he won't need two. now, lorry drivers, okay? they're always telling us they've got a very hard job. but as far as we can work out, they go to work, sit down, and then go home again. yeah -- how hard can that be? well, to find out, the producers gave us each £5,000 and told us to use our extensive knowledge of lorries and lorrying to try and buy the best trucks we could find. then we were told to report to our test track where we would find out what it's actually like to be a lorryist. [ laughter ] at exactly 14 minutes past 9:00, the lorries turned up. hammond: there! clarkson: eh, ah. yeah. hammond: brilliant. clarkson: good. and th