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i'm going to ask him about putting that on the wikipedia page, though. but seriously, in terms of living your fantasy, from the bottom of my heart, my fantasy right now is living in a world where the president of our united states is the first african-american to hold that position, the mayor of san francisco is the first asian american to hold that position and i feel slowly, not quickly enough, but we are moving towards a society where your role in government, your role in society, your role in a cultural organization is not judged by the color of your skin, to paraphrase [applause] now, as mayor lee -- i am going to talk a little bit about sf cal, which stands for san francisco cultural arts. carnaval, this has developed into the largest multi-cultural event in california. it includes the mission neighborhood center, which i served on the board for a couple of years, and now it is headed by the san francisco cultural arts tradition. i believe this is a very important situation, because sf cat is dedicated exclusively to this event, much like the sf ja

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that you just dropped out from wikipedia that it was unfinished business. it's like you have a circle some place in the circle just doesn't quite. make it right task accomplished but it didn't have to do anything with critical kills to work your parents because you dropped out earlier on in life and maybe they're a little disappointed in you see you went out to work and you know there was a moment you know your stuff and me. and you're my pride was very against it in the beginning because he. i think he saw in my education and the place i'd go to the place that he would have liked to approach and he never got his degree and so it always held him back in his life so he saw me with his fantastic degree in. science and the whole world opening up to me and it looked like i was walking away from him and he found that just impossible to use so yeah he was very upset and we hardly told her that i. needed more and. various things happened but eventually he came to see a story. and he said to me i understand there were actually three. and the funny thing was you kno

being you know brought up and passed across the country with people who just looked up to reality wikipedia and copy and paste that into the bell so. what do you say those are politicians these days thanks so much ok great. i just ahead a vow to protect marriage and family born plans to presidential candidates in tonight's told time segment and we have our monday edition of happy hour he's running for president but he also has a gospel music album plus a restaurant owner bands children from his establishment back in just a month. more news today. these are the images. from the streets of canada. our it is time for tonight's tool time award and we have a special triple winner tonight republican presidential candidate michele bachmann and rick santorum doing a little backtracking today now last week we told you the bottom of it signed the the marriage valid declaration of dependence upon marriage and family few hours later rick santorum also signed the document and this pledge was issued by the conservative christian organization the family leader in iowa and it calls for the candidates to be

camera they're preparing to dish it back they finally figured out how to use google and those on the wikipedia page on smartphones and wall street journal is reporting the blue shirts of no less than forty police agencies are awaiting the release of facial recognition devices that will attach to i phones the device developed by a b.a. two technologies in massachusetts called morris for mobile offender recognition and information system will let cops take pictures of individuals and run their faces against a national database oh and it can scan irises they can also detect three crimes and perform lethal injections on site. ok so they're still working out the kinks on those last two features but the database and iris thing are our no joke but why don't we as watchdogs of government develop a similar application not just for cops but all public employees and accountability database a way to truly level the playing field and information gathering officer runs a red light to grab a burger documented eating donuts on the job we've got that on the list a cost of a journalist there's a record for them

so we literally had to wikipedia, thank you jesus for the internet, everything and then build it ourselves. and then go to the engineers and say, see, and then all the engineers said, oh, for me the moment when i realized this is something i should do with my life came when i saw the change in people the minute i showed them the ball. i don't care if you're 50 or 5, you go to this community and you say first of all i'm going to give you a ball, not a bottle cap or whatever you've been quickly around. a ecofriendly ball and everything and by the way, after 15 minutes you get three hours of light. you know and they say, what? and all of a sudden the way they view function and the way they assume the world should be just changes. they immediately start to question the status quo and in 20 minutes they go from awe your ball is great but i actually have all these other ideas. this inspiration is -- it's one thing to be an innovator it's to impose innovation and somebody coming out and being the change and i what i realized it could do that and that it was so much fun, and i love fun. and i love

but to prove your point i actually looked up on wikipedia that really known conservative web site and we could p.d.f. shows if you look at the terrorist attacks for the past three years well over ninety percent were conducted by islamists and more than ninety percent of the people killed were killed by muslim terrorists so yeah absolutely stand by those who are the victims the victims are overwhelmingly muslim which is the sad part so the united states should be at war and be most concerned about muslim extremism and fight to protect muslims abroad well that's that. good question i'm not sure i would say that our job as americans is to go ahead and protect every muslim in the rulebook that's not our problem but if you look at the terrorist threats that if you look at the terrorist attacks that have the united states over the past several years there were attacks by muslims killing in this case americans you know you go . on and you've got the guy who shot up the recruiting center in. the world trade center there let's talk about the world trade center because some of the statistics yo

. >> i did original reporting and i was not aware it said that on wick -- wikipedia. >> andy, i know you don't like when i point things out, but there seems to be a man siting on your shoulder. there is a man siting on your shoulder. >> who? oh hi. >> proceed. i just wanted to -- i didn't want you to be surprised if you felt any pressure. >> that is barry. >> i didn't realize anybody else could see that. that's weird. tom, if you could save your edgy stuff for the live act that would be great. we have a family show here. >> i know. i am used to working the tough rooms. >> i know. kelly, you really never heard of marcy? >> sadly, no. pop culture i am unoblivious to begin with, but old pop culture -- >> he was the lead singer for "the doors." >> sorry, i was too busy listening to toby keith. >> there is a shock. greg, you said you were a huge smiths fan but can't listen to them because morrisey is an a-hole. you didn't just figure that out? >> no, i knew he was, but i was able to keep it out of the listening experience. over the years he just pisses me off more and more. and now i just

. >> reporter: one researcher today said websites such as wiki peed ya turn into a -- wikipedia turna group of common knowledge. john fowler, ktvu channel 2 news. >>> a new trend is moving to marin county causing concern for some restaurant owners there. five gourmet food trucks from san francisco set up shop in the parking lot of the larkspur ferry tonight attracting commuters and residents. the event now happens weekly. those who visited the lot today said they're enjoying the new trend. >> we came down here to see what it was all about. >> reporter: what do you think? >> well, i think it's a great idea. >> those working at restaurants in the area are not as pleased. restaurant owners tell us the transit authority should have notified local businesses about the new concept and also asked them to participate. >>> if you didn't get enough fireworks during the 4th of july, you can always head over to oakland tomorrow night. it's the hottest show onette, the inferno fire circus -- on earth, the inferno fire circus has performers from a los angeles company. the show starts at 7 p.m. on

possible to keep that even if i start off going to google and putting and hepatitis a come up with wikipedia or club med. the fact that i put it in to google means they know i'm interested in hepatitis. what about my credit card company? i am purchasing airplane tickets from washington d.c.. does american express or usair or visa integrate that into my profile? >> the agency doesn't have jurisdiction over banks. there are certain state parks that apply to financial information that might be more strict. there is a difference. >> the other thing in my in box i would get an e-mail from somebody suggesting a have requested information from them and i know i have not. almost a form of fishing accept it is phishing. is this something that is common. that some bank will set you need to update your records because there has been a recent change? some other company that entices me to update my records even though i haven't used that service? >> there are a number of scams we are aware of the personal operators may try to get information from consumers. >> maybe a company -- >> consumers need to be c

. >> reporter: one researcher today said websites such as wiki peed ya turn into a -- wikipedia turna group of common knowledge. john fowler, ktvu channel 2 news. >>> a new trend is moving to marin county causing concern for some restaurant owners there. five gourmet food trucks from san francisco set up shop in the parking lot of the larkspur ferry tonight attracting commuters and residents. the event now happens weekly. those who visited the lot today said they're enjoying the new trend. >> we came down here to see what it was all about. >> reporter: what do you think? >> well, i think it's a great idea. >> those working at restaurants in the area are not as pleased. restaurant owners tell us the transit authority should have notified local businesses about the new concept and also asked them to participate. >>> if you didn't get enough fireworks during the 4th of july, you can always head over to oakland tomorrow night. it's the hottest show onette, the inferno fire circus -- on earth, the inferno fire circus has performers from a los angeles company. the show starts at 7 p.m. on

. >> according to wikipedia -- i go to there, great places -- brentwood in california is named afterhborhood, also? >> well, in case you kind of think this kind of rustic existence where there was cows rooming around on the road or something like that, it's actually the home of the british version of "jersey shore." >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. produced by a friend of mine. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. one of the local pubs i used to drink at is the center of it. >> jimmy: that's not good, right? >> very proud. bussing people in. >> jimmy: are people spray tanned orange there? >> oh, yeah. we don't have any fears about the skin stuff. everybody goes straight into the tanning suite. it's just rows of them. >> jimmy: is it a tough neighborhood? >> it is. i mean, where i grew up, it was pretty tough. i was a wuss, so, all my friends were tough and i used to -- >> jimmy: who was your toughest friend, do you remember? >> i had a friend called lee brown, who was pretty tough. he had a ring, he had an lb that was the wrong way around so when he punch you, it lefef lb -- >> jimmy: tha

so the good of it, right, wikipedia is amazing. fantastic. it's amazing and a lot of ways.but your information and your profile in the mind of advertisers and vendors comes very specific. maybe in ways that are constricting. certainly reduces serendipity. and that when you look for summit on an online bookseller, for instance, you know, there's the recommend. but it's a tiny fraction of what you see if you walk in a bookstore, even a small book for a 10 -- a small bookstore. there's an interesting statistic that was out last year from a rival company where they did a survey of 43,000 americans, and they looked at book buying. and they found that shoppers who shop online, online booksellers, 28% of them end up buying something they didn't expect to buy. but in physical bookstores, 43%. so that's a huge 15% spread. and actually it's a very ominous in a lot of ways for book publishers and authors who are hoping people walk in, walk out with other impulse purchases. that's a huge, huge gap. there are a million great things about online book selling. it's been a very good busine

regardless, the prankster temporarilily changed her wikipedia entry to say wendy used her ninja backgroundward off an attacker. the move is now being referred to as the crouching wendy hidden dragon. after the attack, wendy tenderly cleaned off her husband. >> carefully wiping the foam off his jacket and his face. she was smiling and seemed quite happy that she had managed to score a blow. >> reporter: we watched her crossing her arms and crossing her legs, but it was the right cross we won't forget. jeanne moos, cnn, new york. >> she's tough. good for her. thank you very much, jeanne, for that report. >>> that's it for me, thanks very much for watching. i'm wolf blitzer in "the situation room." for our international viewers,

. >> her wikipedia entry says she used her ninja background to ward off an attacker. being referred to as the crouching wendi hidden dragon. after the attack, she tenderly cleaned off her husband. >> she was smiling and seemed quite happy that she had managed to score a blow. >> we watched her crossing her arms and crossing her legs but it was the right cross we won't forget. jeanne moos, cnn, new york. >> and she should be celebrating her skyrocketing popularity, but right now michele bachmann is busy fighting off rumors about her health. we'll tell you what the rumors could mean for her white house run. ola expfrom sprint. its powerful tools help you work faster and smarter so you can get back to playing "angry birds." it lets you access business forms on the go, fire off e-mails with the qwerty keypad, and work securely around the world so you can get back to playing "angry birds." it's the android-powered phone that mixes business with pleasure. so let's get our work done, america, so we can all get back to playing "angry birds." the motorola expert from sprint. t

i believe it is on wikipedia. it was this dollars in 1912. barbara bush -- it was established in 1912. barbara bush received money from the fund. and both laura bush and hillary clinton donated their pin money to charity. next call, go ahead. if caller: i want to commend you on your guest this morning. she is talking about the first lady and i think this is something that is missing from our politics. there is political posturing. and with the first ladies, you generally do not see that as much. there was a caller who said that george w. bush reformed himself, and that is not true. there was his church and other things that he claims helped with his recovery. and i think the betty ford center also claims that generally, without a religious background, it is difficult to get that help. host: we are going to have to leave it there. we

regardless, a prankster temporarily changed her wikipedia entry to say wendi used her ninja backgroundtoner attacker. after the attack, wendi tenderly cleaned off her husband. >> carefully wiping the foam off his jacket and his face. she was smiling and seemed quite happy that she had managed to score a blow. >> reporter: we watched her crossing her arms and crossing her legs, but it was the right cross we won't forget. cross we won't forget. jeanne moos, cnn, new york. -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com >>> it's 10:00 a.m. on the east coast. hello, thanks for joining us. a deal to raise the nation's debt ceiling fueling hopes that the government won't run out of money august 2nd. president obama says congressional leaders need to talk turkey in today's meetings. most of the central u.s. under a heat alert. and the dangerous temps will blanket the east by the end of the week. some areas feel as hot as 126 degrees. >>> the taliban blaming u.s. hackers for a text that the announced the death of mullah omar. the taliban says no, he's alive and well. >>> two steps forward, one step back. t

we had to wikipedia everything and do it ourselves.e, the moment when i realized it is something to do with my life, i saw the change in people the minute i showed them the ball. not a bottle cap for whatever. i am going to give you a solid ball. by the way, after 15 minutes, you get three hours of light. the way they view function than they assume the world should be, it changes. they start to question the status quo. they go from ought to -- awe to, i have all of these other ideas. it is another thing to inspire innovation. i believe this generates innovation. i hate the idea of people opposing change versus someone being the change. when i realized i could do that and it was so much fun, i love fun. i love seeing people happy. i want the world to be a better place. that may be the person who gets it done. i am only 23. in 20 years i might still have a boring job. the time is now to get things done. >> that is really important to talk about jobs. if you have not already, we will talk about jobs. that is an interesting thing to think

[laughter] people are constantly asking the question why are people updating which libya -- wikipedia injuries or writing on the huffington post without being paid? it shows how much people want to be part of the story of their times. they want to bear witness. that brings me to my last point, which is -- i read a book that was written because the author wanted to capture the imagination of the people in the country, to help them understand the social injustice that was going on. here is the part that is beyond left and right -- you do not have to be on the left to care about social injustice. you do not have to be on the left to care about what is happening to the middle class. benjamin disraeli in the 19th century used a novel to touch people's hearts and minds and to bear witness to what was happening in his eyes. today, new media are arming tens of thousands of people around the world to bear witness to what is happening in their country, to what is happening in their time. ultimately bearing witness is the highest responsibility for journalists. bearing witness is the highest res

so we literally had wikipedia, thank you jesus for the internet. and then build it ourselves. and then go to engineers and say, see? and all the engineers said oh. for me the moment i realized this is something i should do with my life came when i saw the change in people the minute i showed them the ball. i don't care if you're 50 or five, go to the committee and say i will give you a ball. not a bottle cap or whatever thing before, a solid ball. and eco-friendly ball, everything. and then by the way, after 50 minutes you get three hours. they just say what? on all of a sudden the way they feel function and the way they assumed the world should be just change. they start to question the status quo. within 20 minutes ago from off to your ball is great but i've all these other ideas. this inspiration that comes out of it i was like it's one thing to say you want to be an innovator, it's one thing to inspire innovation. i believe this generates innovation and ip id of people imposing change versus someone coming out and being the change. when i realized i could do that and it wa

that's from wikipedia. now to west palm beach, florida, republican. caller: happy fourth of july. my take on this is the constitution is a very important document. as the previous caller said, it's designed to be a malleable document that has not evolved with our society. gratifications that have occurred have occurred such a long time ago -- the ratifications that have occurred occurred such a long time ago that it's not kept up with the people. it's been adulterated to the point where it has adopted its own rules, but under the guise of a constitution. for me that does not work. look at the state of affairs we are in. host: how should be interpreted? caller: well, i am not in government, but my opinion is that the interpretation of the document as opposed to the los aaws and to the elected officials, it's our way to help our officials interpret that. it's not a loaded question, it is just a question i was not prepared for. i would prefer for government to have we did not have the ability to continue to adulterate the bill of rights, the constitution, etc. host: let's look at the

if i go to google and put in hepatitis and come up with wikipedia and pubmed, i go to pubmed, the fact that i went into google, now google knows i'm interested in hepatitis. >> yes. >> what about my credit card company, i'm purchasing tickets to come to washington, d.c. does american express or visa integrate that into my overall profile? >> i want to note that agency doesn't have jurisdiction over banks. so there is -- there are certain safeguards that apply to financial information that might be more strict. there is a difference there. >> got you. the other thing i'm noticing in my inbox now, i will get an e-mail from somebody suggesting that i have requested information from them. and i happen to know that i have not. it's almost a form of phishing, only ph phishing. is this something that is common now. some bank will say you need to update your records. we see there's been a recent change, not banks, because you don't have banks, that entices me to go to their web site to update my records even though i haven't used that service? >> there are a number a scams that we're aware of

sheehan people are constantly asking her question of why people are updating wikipedia entries.eople do this without being paid. it is how much people want to be part of the story of their times. they want to bear witness. that brings me to my last while. i read of but about a man who ended up becoming prime minister of england. that was a novel he wrote because he believed that before he ran for prime minister, he needed to capture the imagination of the people in his country to help him understand the social injustice is going on. it was part of the whole editorial position of the huffington post. you don't have to be on the left to care about social injustice. or to care about what is happening to the middle class. in 1845, he used a novel to touch people of the hearts and minds to bear witness of what was happening in his time. today, who media harming tens of thousands of people around the world have their witness to what is happening in their countries and in their time. and ultimately, bearing witness is the highest responsibility we have for journalists. it is a responsi

you can go on wikipedia and the proponents of the muslim brotherhood have done an excellent job of cleaning up the history that shose them to be supporters of -- shows them to be supporters of terrorism and the numerous ties linking them to terrorism in the world. they've also done a good job of making this administration believe that they are peaceful and loving to the point that as dennis mcdonough, the number two person in our national security agency or administration, thaad the president, majeed, the president of the islamic society of north america for the wonderful prayer he gave inside the white house in the celebration of i tar last year, the end of diptar last year, the end of ramadan, that president obama had. the islamic society is north america is a named co-conspirator in the holyland foundation trials in which the first five defendants were found guilty of 108 counts of supporting terrorism, and when some tried to have their names stricken because they were not indicted in that first action, the judge in essence ruled there's been a prima facie case here showing that they are