and once again, we're very sorry, wikipedia. would you please unlock our pages? [laughter] see you next week. goodnight! [applause] captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) [eagle caw] [crowd chanting stephen] >> stephen: welcome to the report. thank you for joining us! [cheers and applause] folks, i have to tell you, these folks -- [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] folks, when you do that, you make me want to shake. [cheers and applause] nation, before we begin, i want to wish everyone a happy valentine's day. [cheers and applause] i hope you're spending it with someone you love. and if you're watching my show, you are. [laughter] of course, when it comes to holidays, i'm an originalist. on christmas, it's not santa claus, it's sinterklaas. you leave out your shoes for him to fill with nuts and dried fruit, or, if you've been naughty, you're kidnapped by his moorish elfin sidekick black peter. [laughter] ho, ho, ho. [laughter] and i have the same rigorous standards for saint valentine's day. i focus on what the day's really about:

. >> you want national security relying on wikipedia, really?lindsay lohan, porn, that's it. >> finally. >> calm down, she's not there yet. >> it's a porn spoof of lindsays movie the canyons which sounds like a porn.  >> "tmz" online and on your "tmz" online and on your phone 24/7. >> that was cool. we got michael moore. documentary film maker and he's with emad burnat. the palestinian director who is up for an award who got stopped at the airport because they didn't think a palestinian could win an ward. >> what do you think of emad getting treated bad at the airport. >> that's him in the car. i invited him here tonight to make up for what our government is did in our name. >> is it really that crazy what they did to this guy? >> no. >> not at all! >> yes and i'll tell you why. >> he says i'm here for the academy awards and they are supposed to believe that. >> if you google his name from the passport, you look at all these pictures of that guy and you see all this stuff about an academy award. >> you want our na

there's a wikipedia game and it involves nazis but the idea is you can go from any wikipedia page to the wikipedia page about nazi germany by just following links. you start with penguins and you can get to nazis not because they were great guys, which they weren't, but they had a terrible influence on history and everything else. >> how interesting. modern day look at it. thanks. >> 19 clicks there. pop-ups you end up clicking on things you don't want to see. 6:12 right now. for baseball players, let's take you down to spring training to get that fresh start. >> like to be close to that. for others off the field, spring training is a second career. let's head back down south to arizona to check in with laurence scott this morning joining us live at scottsdale stadium. marty has gone from the courtroom to the press box. >> reporter: we are so lucky in the bay area listening to giants games on the radio to hear a hall of famer in john miller and a guy that would be a hall of famer one day in dave flemming but there's this man who starts his shows before the game four hours before the

system are students everywhere, when they quote a scholar or encyclopedia of wikipedia or any other source in their paper. they get to use those words as a result of. journalists do every day when they see the report said this, quote, they're able to the materials. >> host: because the source? >> guest: now, although it is always a polite thing to do to give credit to people, but many examples where you would -- you never need to give credit to be within the copyright law. you would make people upset if he did it frequently. but any kind of collage artist makes, for instance, uses materials from different places and doesn't necessarily cite it. documentarians use copyrighted material inevitably all the way through their work because the world we live in is largely copyrighted due to the fact that in 1986. jamaican anesthetists interview? they are copyrighted for 70 years after your test. >> host: why? >> guest: copyright terms had been extended dramatically. fair use is so important these days, precisely because the world is actually copyrighted. there are very few exceptions. something ha

and he like the giants except replace the eagles with you believe in the holocaust -- bless you wikipedia in egypt feels the same way with the iranian leader. >> a protester threw his shoe at ahmadinejad. >> the shoe didn't connect. it hit a security guard. >> that security guard, it has been reported now has athlete's face. [laughter] you know, i imagine that throwing your shoe at a leader is not an easy crime to get away with. who threw that? ahhh -- [laughter] clearly this conference deserves the attention, if not the world, at least basic cable. [ laughter ] so john oliver sat down with ioc general ihsanoglu to learn mow. >> yesterday i had the opportunity to sit down with the secretary general of the oic, the man who has the ear of every head of state in the islamic world and beyond. what pay chance to understand the subtle intercaseys of entire muslim world. congratulations of your recent summit. >> thank you. it went very well. >> you serve as the voice of islamic countries. >> that's right. that's by the virtue of the charter. >> what does that voice sound like? does it sound like

so why don't you go to our tosh.0 boring wikipedia page and put in whatever changes you want. i'm not gonna to fix it. we'll read you some of our favorites. hey, be sure to tune in next week when we give the football player who tackled his own teammate a web redemption. [laughter] it was good form. hey, and make sure you follow me on twitter so we can live chat during the shows. check out my tour schedule and make sure you keep up with our daily blog at comedycentral.com/tosh.o. and finally, i'll stop being such a [bleep]-tease, and give you what i promised. here's above average girls making animal noises. [animal noises] >> okay. sorry. [laughter] >> i wanted to call that segment "hot chicks making animal noises," but i could not do that it in good faith, so we called it "above average girls making animal noises," and quite frankly, that's being a bit generous. [laughter] that's integrity. see you next week. goodnight! [applause] [eagle caw] >> stephen: tonight, a rift in the gop: some deny global warming, others deny climate change. [laughter] then, hollywood takes on gun sa

. ♪ rightreat me what you are doing to made i am going to tell everybody ♪ >> now, wikipedia says youn 80 in march, and i am looking at you, and that cannot be possible. >> do you know what? it is. tavis: [laughs] the sunday chitlins. you could not be turning 80 in march. >> well, it is true, tavis. and it don't seem like it. it don't feel like it. i have done what i have done all of my life. i love sports, and i am a bowler. tavis: ok, go ahead and brag about your bowling. >> i have got six perfect games. tavis: all right. [laughter] >> it is very difficult. 73 million people bowl every year. on the 2.5% of the people have ever shot a perfect game. tavis: and you have got six. how did you ever get turned on to bolling? >> they used to allow us to bolt once a week. it was in the south. we could bowl sunday nights, one game. i will tell you how long that has been. bolling was 11 cents a line, and now it is $8 a line now. tavis: and you have been doing it since you were nine. what does bowling do for you? >> it is the only thing that clears all of my channels. there is nothing i can do

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and i said, go on wikipedia and put in gay bear. and she did and i got the oh, with an exclamation point back. so, i look forward to introducing you to the bear community and to all the other wonderful aspects of the lgbt community. [laughter] >> and seriously, carmen, we're going to miss you, but you're not going far. and we're going to work together for many years and i look forward to that. >> supervisor yee. >> supervisor chu, i mean, i don't know what you heard about me from the board of education that you're scared away to leave the board of supervisors when i'm just coming on, or is it because there's two lions, you know, on the board of supervisors that you're running them? seriously, you know, i feel ripped off that i only get to work with you for less than two months. but even though i'm new on the board of supervisors, throughout your tenure as a supervisor, you've always reached out across the street to the board of education and wondering about issues and advocating for the young community in district 4. we had many dis

i would find it in wikipedia. we stumbled into the sf data website and started looking. it was unbelievable, actually. so, some of the data sets we really needed were already there in very, very good format. and random things that i would never think of like movie set locations in the city of san francisco or every piece of civic art that was there, just really interesting things all with, you know, latitude-longitude, tags and information about them. it was really interesting. and then in my first meeting, in our first meeting with the innovation group, the city i heard of 10 other things that i clearly should have been using and didn't even know existed, literally within the first 15 minutes of the meeting. ss things like street safety, sidewalk safety scores and quality scores so we could wrap people around places. * route people around places. really unbelievable. we availed ourselves of resources going forward. we had the same -- like any data set, you find great things about it. then there's missing values or is thisxtion that got auto populated. we fixed a lot of

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this is "way too early," the show that feels better after running straight to wikipedia. sequestration, the legal procedure which automatic spending cuts are triggered. now i get it. thanks for being up with us on this wednesday, february 6th. we have a lot to cover including a dire warning from the congressional budget office on the long term fiscal health and one that couldn't have come at a worst time for the president. marco rubio weighed on the age-old debate, tupac or biggy? first, let's ge to the news in new york city. we begin with the white house position on the u.s. government's drone campaign. a justice department memo obtained by nbc news revealed new details in how the attacks are justified despite drawing criticism from civil liberties groups, top administrative officials insist it is consistent with the constitution. >> we conduct those strikes because they're necessary to mitigate on going actual threats to stop plots, prevent future attacks and, again, save american lives. these strikes are legal. they are ethical and they are wise. >> one of the things i

to tell you that we are living in a post industrial cargo cult once a cargo cult us according to wikipedia a cargo cult is a religious practice that has appeared in many traditional pre-industrial tribal societies in the wake of interaction with technologically advanced cultures the cults focus on obtaining of the material wealth i.e. the cargo of the advanced culture through magic and religious rituals and practices kind of like pressing control pray. pray and pray it today we are all post-industrial cargo in a cult called keynesianism. the ritual act of printing money itself we are told by our cult leaders like jim jones and his kool-aid i mean ben bernanke and his printing will lead to a future of material wealth and prosperity for all all on board the hale bopp comet maybe and it is banking transactions at an ever increasing rate which mimic a real booming economy.

i was experiencing what i later learned on wikipedia was the phenomenon known as shock. and we know as a community that when the next disaster hits us, not if, but when, our community will go into shock. in fact, we market this in our local efforts as the 72 hours. the 72 hours that hits any community, when we know that disaster responders are still getting together their infrastructure. and what i want all of you to tell us is what are those best practices that you have been studying and you have been talking about that can help us not just in that first hour, but in that first 72 hours, what is it that i need to be educating our community on during that time period? the second thing i want to ask you is, how our military can better work with our first responders and our civilians. again, not just in that 72 hours, but in the weeks and the months ahead. i participate in many drills with our civilians, with our volunteers and our police and fire departments and our department of emergency management in how to be prepared. but obviously because of the work that the milita

. >> even on wikipedia, there was a mention about your book and a the fact that churchill had actually moved into the white house for three weeks and i found that unbelievable. that must have been a fun time, but you said when you were talking that there were two dinners at two events and one of them involved the white house 1941 and you said you would come back to that. >> the one you were referring to, great personal danger to ok ship to washington, landed in washington three four days before christmas and moved into the white house and state for three weeks, gave a speech in canada and a few days in florida. he lived in the white house in the lincoln bedroom and mrs. roosevelt was not thrilled with this arrangement. she said as she put it winston cup franklin too late but winston kept everybody up late, not just the president. there are some wonderful stories in the book about what people thought of that and the stories are very funny. >> i think it is fascinating that he was able to leave england. in today's world of president obama goes to hawaii for four five days everybody goes

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states the loses you lose all of your pride right i mean these giant web giants like like google or wikipedia i mean they were actually there looking out for their profit margin and so by they could actually lose profits you know yeah i mean it with this but they're like arm you know you know that last year when cisco when it came around and around you know different months a lot of people signed up for it mozilla though the makers firebugs they were one of the only mean silicon valley entities to say we're not going to do this this is bogus think about it but all they said was the yeah but you know it's all going to start again tomorrow we're going to hear idle complain but in the grand scheme of things as a rule matter all that much because president obama is expected either tonight or tomorrow to unleash a new cyber security executive order which is going to mobile find out when it comes out but it's not what is this you're going to love to talk about this executive order that ok so obama's been saying ever since this book felt like six seven months ago what has been working on a cybersecu

>> guest: it is done by students everywhere when they quote a scholar or an encyclopedia or her wikipedia or any other source. they get to use it as a result of fair use. journalists do it everyday when they say the think-tank report said this no, actually sourcing doesn't have anything to you do it fair use although it is a polite thing to do to give credit to people, but many examples you never need to give credit to be within the copyright law. you would make people upset if you did it frequently. any kind of collage and artist makes uses materials from the front places and doesn't necessarily site it. documentarian's use copyrighted material inevitably all the way through their work because the world that we live in is largely copyrighted at this point deutsch effect since 1976 copyright is the fault. did you make notes for this interview? they are copyright after. because it is a copy redefault. it's been extended dramatically. so, fair use is important these days precisely because of our little world is actually copyrighted. there are exceptions. something has to be very old or prod

tell you that we are living in a post industrial cargo cult once a cargo cult you ask according to wikipedia a cargo cult is a religious practice that has appeared in many traditional pre-industrial tribal societies in the wake of interaction with technologically advanced cultures the cults focus on of chaining of the material wealth i.e. the cargo of the advanced culture through magic and religious rituals and practices kind of like pressing control pre print print. today we are all post-industrial cargo in a cult called keynesianism the ritual act of printing money itself we are told by our cult leaders like jim jones and his kool-aid i mean ben bernanke and his printing will lead to a future of material wealth and prosperity for all all on board the hale bopp comet maybe. and it is banking transactions at an ever increasing rate which mimic a real booming economy it was real businesses are being built and growing that we are told will boost our g.d.p. and as rich societies consume many goods our cult leaders say go shopping because surely then we will all become rich and so we eat and con

. >> i noticed on wikipedia, there was a mention about the fact that churchill had actually moved intothe white house for three weeks and i just found out unbelievable. that could've been a lot of fun times. but you said when you have talked that there were two dinners and two events and one of them involved the white house in 1941. >> the year you are referring to, yes, churchill in great personal danger took a ship to washington. landed two days before christmas and move into the white house and stayed there for three weeks. with an exception of a the canada speech and a few days in florida. he lived in the lincoln bedroom in the white house. mrs. roosevelt was not thrilled with this arrangement. because she said that winston kept franklin up too late. winston kept everybody up late. it wasn't just the president. there are some wonderful stories about what people thought of that. and the stories about the cooking as well. they are very funny. >> i think it's fascinating that he was able to actually leave england. it's like in today's world, the president obama goes over to hawaii for