for the past couple day, none other than than william geist, not referred to as sir william of vanderbiltfered us a compelling dramatic version of some of the critical portions of our book gre"greedy bastards." after the last two performances, we thought why not have him finish things up for us as only he can do. a final rendition from sir william of vanderbilt. >> the ratigan hypothesis. whichever country can develop an implemented tool to of its deals will create the visibility it needs to stop rewarding the greedy bastards and to align interests. only the modern tools of digital information make this possible. that country can then do the hard work of becoming as productive as possible for the 21st century. you see, it would only take four easy steps. all familiar to readers of this text. one, we must update our gauge so we can better tell good deals from bad. makes sense. number two, quite simply get the money of the of politics. number three, restore capital requirements across the finance industry. and number four, cancel debt. i'll say it again. cancel debt based on idol speculati

. >> willie geist, tell us one embarrassing thing about brian williams that might annoy him. >> smellse bologna. >> willie geist, who is the hottest female politician right now. >> the hottest. i still have a fifth, don't i? >> you do. >> go for it. >> let's go with -- i'm going to go off the grid a little bit. let's go with south carolina governor nikki haley. >> he didn't plead the fifth, everybody. willie don't care. >> there you go. the comment was in reference earlier lil kim said i smell like bologna. >>> jon stewart making the rounds last night stopping by david letterman. >> the guy i feel worse for is romney. >> mitt? >> well, not just for that. because he's the guy you know is like considers himself next in line, the guy at line at the deli, but i'm number six. but they don't like him. the voters. >> yes. >> and he's like -- because he wants to be a regular guy but he can't be himself. he puts on jeans but you know he's got his suit pants underneath it. like he's in a bar, sure, i used to hang out in this bar. get me one of those malted hop drinks. like he's -- nothing is aut

. >> willie geist, tell us one embarrassing thing about brian williams that might annoy him. >> smells, who is the hottest female politician right now? >> the hottest. i still have a fifth, don't i? >> yeah. >> go for it. >> let's go with -- go off the grid a little bit, south carolina governor nikki haley. >> he didn't plead the fifth, everybody. willie don't care. >> didn't need the fifth. >> my goodness. >> and we close out the show -- ever seen a shot ski. it's a ski with shot glasses. andy on the left, lil kim in the middle wearing my jeremy lin t-shirt. do you have that photograph of lil kim for reference for me. there she is. >> so now we know where she gets her name. petite. >> very petite. >>> jeff greenfield -- >> we need to see him in that outfit. >> we'll be right back. uh oh. should we be letting him p-l-a-y with our t-a-b-l-e-t? [ mom ] i think it's fine. it's the new element from at&t so it's w-a-t-e-r proof. cool. what else does it d-o? it's fast. it's 4g lte. 4-g-l-t-e? mhhmm. i think it's time to stop spelling? ok. a-y. [ male announcer ] introducing the waterproof pa

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