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imus: you know, trying to get willie nelson-- paul simon tried to get willie nelson to record this and he passed on it. but they finally recorded it together though. ♪ ♪ ♪ imus in the morning ♪ >> one, two, three seconds. that is an extra $120,000 add today our debt. yeah. new incredible numbers everyone. now it's ten seconds. $370,000. we knew it was bad, but this bad? let me spell it out. 37,000 a second. 136 million an hour, 3.2 billion a day. that's how much the debt piles up. but the president says if we make a tiny cut planes are delayed, meat not inspected and children not vaccinated and quoting the budget director our ability to forecast severe weather is seriously undermined. on friday, the president inflicts that maximum pain. by friday night we'll be another 10 billion dollars in debt. since we started this morning, 30 seconds ago, we're a million more in debt. right? yeah, "varney & company" is about to begin. >> wednesday, february the 27th. jam packed with three big stories and three all-star guests. first, the president does the not have to inflict the pain he threatens

." >> neil: this ain't no willie nelson song, although the way this guy is speaking is geoffing me thelies. >> potentially let criminals go. tens of thousands of parents will have to scramble to find child care for their kids. hundreds of thousands of americans will lose access to primary care and preventive care like flu vaccinations and cancer screenings. more than 2,000 college students would lose their financial aid. >> neil: of course, don't forget about the -- being a little silly but is the white house now making stuff up? we have been crunching their numbers. they don't add up. >> welcome, i'm neil cavuto. here is how bad all the fear-mongering is getting. they're talking about slashing funds from a government agency that doesn't exist. it's called-or was called, the national drug intelligence center, and the office of management and budget claims it's in for $2 million slashing. there's october one tiny problem. the center closed in june, and by the way, if any of these cuts, real or imagined, are so scary, why is it look can like the house and senate will be off just about wh

my question is, was willie nelson in town that day? if willie was in town, then we know if his tour bus drove by, what was going on. >> can i just tell you that there is an active effort to try -- essentially create sort of a tourist industry here. >> bill: sure. amsterdam, holland does it. >> come to denver. >> bill: mile high city. they already have the slogan. >> exactly. >> bill: they don't have to -- >> thinking ahead. >> bill: all right. i don't want to hear that you're out there either. >> excuse me! >> bill: all right. thank you. up next, factor factor tip of the day, what my next book will be. and you're going to be surprised. the tip, 60 seconds away there is no mass produced human. so we created the extraordinarily comfortable sleep number experience. a collection of innovations designed around a bed with dualair technology that allows you to adjust to the support your body needs - each of your bodies. our sleep professionals will help you find your sleep number setting. exclusively at a sleep number store. sleep number. comf

my question is, was willie nelson in town that day? lie was in town, then we know if his tour bus drove by, what was going on. >> can i just tell you that there is an active effort to try -- essentially create sort of a tourist industry here. >> bill: sure. amsterdam, holland does it. >> come to denver. >> bill: mile high city. they already have the slogan. >> exactly. >> bill: they don't have to -- >> thinking ahead. >> bill: all right. i don't want to hear that you're out there either. >> excuse me! >> bill: all right. thank you. up next, factor factor tip of the day, what my next book will be. and you're going to be surprised. the tip, 60 seconds away is >> factor tip of the day. my new book and here it is. killing jesus, a history. co-author martin due guard and i have uncovered amazing things about the execution of jesus of nazareth and how it it all tied in to roman towns, so we're writing the manuscript now even as we speak and books will be out on september 24th of this year, written in the same style as killing kennedy and kill

my question is, was willie nelson in town that day? was in town, then we know if his tour bus drove by, what was going on. >> can i just tell you that there is an active effort to try -- essentially create sort of a tourist industry here. >> bill: sure. amsterdam, holland does it. >> come to denver. >> bill: mile high city. they already have the slogan. >> exactly. >> bill: they don't have to -- >> thinking ahead. >> bill: all right. i don't want to hear that you're out there either. >> excuse me! >> bill: all right. thank you. up next, factor factor tip of the day, what my next book will be. and you're going to be surprised. the tip, 60 seconds away great, everybody made it. we all work remotely so this is a big deal, our first full team gathering! i wanted to call on a few people. ashley, ashley marshall... here. since we're often all on the move, ashley suggested we use fedex office to hold packages for us. great job. [ applause ] thank you. and on a protocol note, i'd like to talk to tim hill is >> factor tip of the day. my new book

willie nelson was on yours. laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, no. >> because you're up there, when you're at grammys and you win, you go up there and the camera is on you and there's 15,000 people at the staples center they're chanting your name. >> jimmy: no, no. >> yours wasn't broadcasted. my category was broadcast. [ audience ohs ] and when you're under that kind of pressure you just can't remember the people who helped you get where you got. [ laughter ] i feel bad. i feel bad. i feel bad. i shouldn't have -- i shouldn't have -- >> jimmy: let's just stop. let's just stop this. i wanted to stop this right now -- >> i want to stop it, too. we've been through a lot together. >> jimmy: we have. i actually have something for you. i have a gift for you. >> i have a gift for you, too. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: you do? >> yeah. >> jimmy: here's my gift here. >> here's my gift. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: one envelope? >> yeah, papyrus. papyrus. right downstairs here. [ talking over each other ] very nice. >> jimmy: wait, wa

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effective organization i willis in fall to bring together state agencies 1974 it is still a work in progress. we cannot let that be the case for the department of common security. mr. nelson according to the partnership for public-service it is ranked 19th out of 19 with agencies overall satisfaction and i have heard directly from people back, with border control agents with examples of the problems with management and management priorities. we had six sector achieves and concerns raised by people on the ground with border patrol agents. with the most basic needs to occur in the employees or agents could purchase uniforms or boots they needed for duty and those assigned to for an operating basis have been charged with 24 hour staffing up to a week with no overtime or rest. would rethink these policies and dissatisfaction has on our security in the effectiveness of the administration for departmental functions. what to leave the department can do to improve the leadership and management of the workforce? >> thank you. day jus in my opinion is probably one of the most difficult places to work. the demands we place to wake up every morning to to protect all people from all t