we are back with willie nelson. still to come, edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros. hter ] ♪ it's all going to pot whether we like it or not ♪ ♪ far as i can tell the world's gone to hell ♪ ♪ and we're sure going to miss it a lot ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ all the whiskey in lynchburg, tennessee, just couldn't hit the spot ♪ ♪ i got a hundred dollar bill you can keep because it's all going to pot ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: these are -- they were your braids. these were sold at a charity auction. do you know how much he got for these braids? >> i don't know. what did i get? >> jimmy: $37,000. >> who got it? >> jimmy: i don't know. i can't imagine how much thc is in these -- >> plant them and they'll grow. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: your own willie nelson. when you go on tour to a place like japan where pot is very illegal, what do you do? how do you get it? do you get it? >> well -- first of all, i know what the situation is now. so i wouldn't worry about it. but last time i went over there, that's the last thing they told me, you can't have no pot. i heard somewhere that canary bird

have you been to willie nelson's ranch? >> no, i -- no, but i've been out with willie nelson.: we dug this up. this is from "meatballs." >> that's right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is this your own shirt or something that wardrobe -- >> i wore all my own clothes on that movie. >> jimmy: really? >> all my own clothes. i did all my clothes and i did my own makeup which basically i got a suntan. >> jimmy: did you really did your own makeup? >> the first day the lady was doing my makeup, smoking a cigarette. she leaned in and burned my face. and i thought, i can do that well. you know? so i just got a suntan. >> jimmy: you've been known to, when you go into a bar or party, to jump behind the bar, start bar tending, serving people drinks. is that -- when you do that, do you take their actual orders? are you making them what you want to serve them? how does it work, exactly? >> well, you know, when you jump behind a bar, you're sort of an auxiliary helper. a first responder is really what you are. [ laughter ] >> you're there because the bartender's not getting it done quickl

. >> do you still like willie nelson?n't think i can go out with you if you still like willie nelson. >> sorry i never rescheduled our da. i have a girlfriend. >> it's like we've been programmed bywitter to ll this relationship done in 140 characters. >> they did say at beginning of the video, it could be a date casual thing. >> it could be different if the definition of ex is longtime relationship. these are vitriol hatred fill. >> you don't want me to come? is that racist. >> if you want to see the entire thing, head over to rightthisminute.com, click on today's show or check it out on our mobile app. ♪ >>> check out what the security cameras caught in this video. >> oh! >> something blew up and someone was inside. that man's name is cole. that's his shop that just exploded. and the only reason he was able to get out is because the explosion blew the doors off the place. that allowed him to run out. you see him there just stunned for a second trying to get his wits about him and realize, oh my gosh my shop just blew up

jimmy's guest willie nelson. colin hanks edward sharp and magnetic broom. >> oohh. >> i love them you. >> love them. "action news" continues at 5:30 for cecily tynan, jamie apody ducis rogers the entire "action news" team i'm jim gardner have a great night and good week >> dicky: from austin, texas, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- willie nelson. colin hanks. and music from edward sharpe & the magnetic zeros. with cleto and the cletones. and now, i [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> willie nelson. >> who's the highest musician in the world? >> that would be me.'t believe you didn't know that was fdr. must be smoking better [ bleep ] than i got. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't think so. i don't think so. we have a good show for you tonight. dale watson is here with the cletones. we have more music with james bay. comedian burress is with us. from the dallas cowboys tony romo is here. we are live at the long center in austin, texas. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ it'the setting is perfect.ey. but then erectile dysfunction happens again. plenty of guys have this issue, not just getting an erection, but keeping it. well, viagra helps guys with ed get and keep an erection. and you only take it when you need it. ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex. do not take viagra if you take nitrates for chest pain; it may cause an unsafe drop in blood pressure. side effects include headache, flushing, upset stomach and abnormal vision. to avoid long-term injury, seek immediate medical help for an erection lasting more tha

willie nelson is developing his own brand of weed called "willie's reserve."actually not the first celebrity to do this. in fact, a lot of famous people have released their own strains of marijuana. some of them are pretty surprising. take a look. first we have barack obama. he released "yes, we cannabis." [ laughter ] next, new york mayor bill de blasio. he released "subway tokin'." [ laughter ] yeah. after that we have john boehner. he released "joint session." [ laughter ] finally, there's michael jordan. he released "air bud." which is very interesting. [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show, everybody. give it up for the roots right there! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: guys, before we get started, i've got to mention something exciting that happened earlier today. madame tussauds, the legendary wax museum, honored me with my very own wax figure. it's unbelievable. i never imagined -- [ cheers and applause ] never imagined that it would happen. i'm so honored and grateful that they would ever think of me for something like this. the whole thing

tonight -- willie nelson. colin hanks. and music from edward sharpe & the magnetic zeros.h cleto and the cletones. and now, i reckon, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪

alex baldwin willie nelson jfk, jr. among them. hollywood hypocrisy into it's just the culture eric. where do they learn this? in the schools. environmentlism is the new religion but the original sin is being born on earth because everything you do with the earth is considered a sin. i don't know would robert red ford be happy if they were shivering in make shift tents in that's the road that environmentlism wants to put us down. >> wayne, what's going on with you left coast people out there? >> we're smoking a different cigarette, i guess. you know eric, this debate is false in the following sense, somebody is going to build the pipeline, the canadians are going to build it if we don't, the oil is going to go to vancouver and out to china. it's going to pollute the ats tear anywhere. it's a sewer flues argument. >> rf can k, jr. and darryl hannah we have a video of them chaining themselves to the white house. you didn't seem to want to lock arms with them, did you? >> i admire hem for it. i think people should stand up especially

country music came from and the era of the '50s and '60s, which is hank cochran, harlan howard, willie nelson these guys set the standard for writing songs. >> ♪ don't you ever get tired ♪ of hurting me ♪ he was responsible, really, for me going to nashville and getting a job writing for pamper music. hank had a lot to do with me getting started. >> i met hank. he reached out his hand and had a cd that already had my name on it. i kind of gathered that this wasn't by chance. >> shortly after he first met him, hank was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, so for the two years he lived after that, jamey would get off the road and pull his bus right up to the hospital, ran up to see hank, raise hank's spirits, and just--he was always--always around. up to the night hank died, he was here. >> ♪ now tell me ♪ would these arms ♪ be in your way >> it was shortly after hank died i got a text message, and it was from jamey, and he said, "would you mind if i did a hank cochran album?" so i couldn't believe it, you know. >> ♪ so lay ♪ all your doubts aside ♪ when you go to bed tonight >> he should be in th

tonight -- willie nelson. colin hanks. and music from edward sharpe & the magnetic zeros.use ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪

it is called willie's reserve. nelsonell other growers' products. unfortunately willie's reserve will not be available in his home state of texas because weed is still illegal there. >> he once said, he told the story actually for a while that he once smoked pot on the roof of the white house. >> no. >> these days he prefers to use a vaporizer. that's how so many people think of willie nelson. >> that's true. it goes with his essence. can you tell me which administration it was that he smoked pot on top of the white house roof? >> i cannot. >> kind of curious. tweet us and let us know if you know. >> nice. do you know? >> no. i'm not sure i would reveal that if i did know. >> that's good. everyone write in and tell us what it is. i want to hear that answer. >> secret service has enough issues of its own. no need to go back to willie nelson era. >>> coming up, two big movies to check out. it's the weekend. you have to go to the movies and the winners and losers from last night's sweet 16. >>> ahead a heart felt gift from a

a fox news contributor, a friend of the building and a great american, and ellis a willie nelson fan. >> you know what. >> it going to take more than. i love message, i don't think she is that exciting as a person, not a great speaker. kennedy: hillary as charo? >> i could see that, you ask me to dream of candidates, this just a dream, let's dream of big, dream charisma. that stuff matters. kennedy: is there a charismatic democratic candidate. >> oh, you know -- i'll get back to you. kennedy: take your time. >> she does have really great ideas. kennedy: people this week talk about retreading some former democratic losers like al gore? how likely is that? >> i think problem hillary clinton reminds me something that johnny carson said, he said it great to see some old faces, and new faces and new faces on old face, this is hillary clinton's problem going on 25 years out there and i think people are tired of seeing the same person over, and over they lock at al gore, not a new face but been out of limelight. there are a lot of people that are tired of hillary clinton, and bill clinton, a

and willy nelson who said ♪ you can't play nothing if you ain't got nothing to play ♪ ♪ and you can'tay ♪ >> that was a bit strong. i apologize. coming up beer bottles for babies? we both like to save money on car insurance. and we're both really good at teaching people a lesson. um, let's go. cool. sit down! alright. sorta you, isn't you. only esurance has coveragemyway. it helps make sure you only pay for what's right for you not someone sorta like you. i think i blacked out from fear... did we ask him where mr. craig was? we did. esurance. backed by allstate. click or call. >>> what a >> why aren't you saying anything? i love it. i'll see you on kennedy, monday at 10:00 p.m eastern 5:00 p.m pacific on the fox business network. a brand new red eye returns next week. and beer bottles for babies? it's the subject of tonight's... >> an online retailer is selling baby bottles that look like beer bottles the company behind little lagers doesn't think infants should drink beer and insist it is tongue in cheek. some critics say it could directly or indirectly promote under aged drinking. y

willie nelson and it's just -- >> jimmy: did you talk to she willie?illie was like you want to come on the bus? and i know what that means, you know. and you know, i have haven't smoked pot since '89, but, you got to go on willie's bus. so my idea was, i kept looking at mike myers, i'm going to stay on this bus untilt literally is a bong, like it's filled, and also i think there's a -- even in the big book of aa it says except when you're on willie's bus. you know? it was a snow day. it was wonderful. >> jimmy: did you feel anything afterwards? >> i felt really good about myself. if i would have just been a pot smoker, i'd still be doing it, let me tell you right now, those people seem to be having a good time. >> jimmy: you worked in a slaughterhouse. >> i did. >> jimmy: so when you go and eat barbecue, does that bring back -- >> i know what's good. i know what's in meat. i worked at hormel for three years, and i know what's in sausage and still eat it all the time. it's good. they have really special, it's all about the sauce down there, and the meat

our guests include the quarterback from the dallas cowboys tony romo, dale watson, james bay, willie nelsonrman reedus, melissa mcbride and steven yuen from "the walking dead." hannibal buress, bill murray and kanye west will walk among us. [cheers and applause] you know, we did something to our audience last night. a little freak and a souvenir we call a guillermo it's like flat stanley. this guy posted him in front of the cannon, which is a good spot. this is a good one, i brought guillermo home to hang out with oprah. here's one, not my room key, but here he is. guillermo in austin. here's one that i really like. this is a leprechaun. here we go. you sure can you handle another one of these so soon? you're literally tipsy, here, guillermo in austin. here's another on the same theme. there's guillermo as i expect he will eventually perish with his head in a giant shot of tequila. that is guillermo's doppelganger. guy took a picture of his wife in the shower with guillermo. and this is very sweet. this is how these women went to bed, with vision of guillermos dransi dancing in their head.

the yore willy nelson. ♪ you can't play nothing, if you don't got nothing to say ♪ it is like what isy. >> you want to take off a leg warmer and put her in a hole. coming up, beer bottles for babies? television announcer: mattress discounters' $197 mattress sale is ending soon. bulldog: mattress discounters' $197 mattress sale! television announcer: right now, you can get a serta mattress any size for just $197 each piece when you buy the complete set. bulldog: any size mattress - twin, full, queen, or king - for one low price! and they'll deliver it free. television announcer: the $197 mattress sale... bulldog: oh boy! television announcer: ...is ending soon. ♪ mattress discounters ♪ now with the xfinity tv go app, you can watch live tv anytime. it's never been easier with so many networks all in one place. get live tv whenever you want. the xfinity tv go app. now with live tv on the go. enjoy over wifi or on verizon wireless 4g lte. plus enjoy special savings when you purchase any new verizon wireless smartphone or tablet from comcast. visit comcast.com/wireless to learn more. >>> w

willie nelson launching a designer brand. his own brand of weed. -year-old is working on his own mix calmed willie's reserve. he says there will also be branded bongs and branded stores in states where pot is legal. he says he wants to create something that is reflective of his passion. >>> and yesterday we got into the 70s. the march sucker punch to us and dropped 35 degrees. only in the 40s now. reagan national at 46 degrees. north and west just in the low 40s. right now south of washington and around the bay, most location there's as well. just in the low 40s, and that rain continues to track from the southwest heading northeast. right now dry north and west of washington but a little more light rain coming in for another couple of hours then it tracks away. your afternoon planner hovering near 50 degrees during the afternoon, but the last of the light rain about 1:00. drying roads by 3:00 p.m. by 5:00 p.m. back down to near 50 degrees. >>> the environmental film festival wraps up this weekend in the district and filmmaker james redford is here w

long center, with matthew mcconaughey, kevin hart, julia louis-dreyfus, brad paisley, tony romo, willie nelson join us for that. and if you're in the austin area, we'd like to see you in person, too. >> jimmy: our first guests tonight are three talented performers who are searching for even more talented performers to one day replace them in the search for talented performers. "american idol" airs live tomorrow and thursday nights on fox. please welcome jennifer lopez, keith urban and harry connick, jr. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. i almost forgot, you judges, let's find out what you guys think of the peeps flavored -- >> i already know what i think. >> i went to a peeps outlet store the other day, i'm serious, is peeps so expensive that you have to go to an outlet store? maybe a damaged peep, ear chewn >> used peeps. >> jimmy: chocolate marsh mallow for harry. would you mind passing that down? >> the only reason i said yes is i knew jennifer lopez and keith urban and jimmy kimmel would be touching the glass first. >> jimmy: would you like some peeps milk? >> let me try t

. >> jimmy: to return willie nelson's pig tails.ectric guitar solo] ♪ it's a different kind of peanut butter cup. smooth and crunchy butterfinger peanut butter cups. ♪ now in minis. ♪ nestlé. good food. good life. esurwhich means fewer costs, which saves money. their customer experience is virtually paperless, which saves paper, which saves money. they have smart online tools, so you only pay for what's right for you, which saves money. they settle claims quickly, which saves time, which saves money. they drive an all-hybrid claims fleet, which saves gas, which saves money. they were born online, and built to save money, which means when they save, you save. because that's how it should work in the modern world. esurance. backed by allstate. click or call. ♪ ♪ ♪ [ female announcer ] delta touch2o technology for your kitchen and bathroom. precisely in tune with every touch. see what delta can do. precisely in tune with every touch. calls remind me to tell her happy anniversary.wife next time you talk to caroline, i'll remind you. oh,

and later this week, willie nelson, tony romo, james bay, the weeknd, the cast of "the walking dead"e, and just added today, bill murray will be here with us. [ cheers and applause ] join us for all our shows. one of the funniest and busiest people around. over the weekend, he roasted justin bieber. and on march 27th, you can see him teamed up with will ferrell in the new movie "get hard." please welcome kevin hart. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> that is an entrance. that is an entrance. >> jimmy: you're in austin, you had shows here in january, right? >> yes, yeah i did, four shows here. >> jimmy: this is a small crowd for you, isn't it. >> yeah, this is -- this is not a crowd at all. [ laughter ] >> not that you guys aren't here. i'm saying i like a lot of people to be cute. to be cute. i'm joking. no, i did a nice venue here, austin is amazing, i love it here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: unlike guillermo, we've been just really laying around drinking, eating. you worked out while you were here with the u.t. football tea

guests will be matthew mcconaughey, kevin hart, julia louis-dreyfus, brad paisley, tony romo, willie nelsonbig surprises in the works too. that's every night next week -- monday through friday -- live from the long center in austin. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: after taking on the galactic empire, the nazis, kidnappers and batman, our first guest should have no trouble at all defending himself against a few mobsters in his new movie. it's called "run all night." it opens in theaters friday. please welcome liam neeson. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: how's life? >> life is -- i can't complain. i've got the best job in the world, got a movie opening on friday. >> jimmy: is that the first time you met manny pacquiao? >> that was the first time. we made a film together. his life story. >> jimmy: i saw that and i knew you'd done that and i assumed based on fact that you were the. >> narrator: narrate -- >> >> i met muhammad ali and i had the same feeling. my knees were shaking. >> jimmy: were you afraid he was going to hit you? >> you know when you meet

along with kevin hart, mad ewe mcconaughey, julia louis dry pass, brad paisley, tony romo, spoon, willie nelsondded kanye west to the lineup. [ cheers and applause ] i hope you will join us again for the show. it's south by kanye west this year. our first guest made history by becoming the first kenyan-born muslim socialist ever elected to run the country and he flew here tonight on a really awesome plane. please welcome the president of the united states, number 44, barack obama! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, thank you much. great song. >> jimmy: of course, they're good. they wanted you to feel at home. >> thank you, i gentlemen. >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i feel good. how come you're so much higher than me? it's a power-play. >> jimmy: it does seem particularly ridiculous right now. >> it does, yeah, but that's okay. i'm glad you showed everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: if they legalize marijuana in washington, d.c. you can be higher than me. [ laughter ] how are you? thank you for coming. >> i feel good. >> jimmy: you did a great job with "me

. >>> willie nelson is marketing his own pot. they'll be sold in colorado and washington where recreational use of pot is legal. >> it is 22 minutes after the hour and now is a look at the weather for your weekend. >>> coming up anger in indiana over a law that supporters say proaffects religious freedom but which opponents say legalizes discrimination. >>> later big worries. radioshack may try to sell personal information it collected from its customers over the years. find out what this can mean for other companies that have their info. this is "cbs this morning: saturday." people take action against housing >>> coming up our exclusive look inside the process of buying the world's most famous jetliner "air force one." the pentagon is gearing up to buy a new fleet. >> we'll be right back. this is "cbs this morning: saturday." >>> why did you come in here? >> why did you come in here? oh, because i love you, number one, and it's just fun to be here. you want me to. >> if they win, what kind of -- >> i think he meant to say sunday

hundreds of people flocked to get a glimpse of the lord himself. >>> and country music legend willie nelsonen i'd ask ♪ >> nelson is launching his own brand of marijuana, called willie's reserve.l] he plans to open a series of branded stores as well. the first store is expected to roll out next year. anna, tucker? >> thanks. >>> ♪ on the weed again ♪ >>> top of the hour, outraged after a nebraska politician compares cops to islamic terrorists. >> my isis is the police. nobody from isis ever terrorized us as a people as the police do daily. if i carried a gun i'd want to shoot him first and then ask questions later, like they say the cop ought to do. >> hmm. that was ernie chambers an elected official, a nebraska state senator and colleagues are saying he ought to resign. joining us, thanks for coming on this morning, who is this guy and was he joking? was that real?ç >> yes, that was real. we have a problem in nebraska. we have an atheist senator who has been bum ig the legislature for over 30 years, and he has crossed over the line, and i am demanding accountability for his actions. >> wel

the success of songwriters such as willie nelson, kris kristofferson, hank williams and others lord songwriters -- leeward songwriters to nashville. it's not just country music anymore. the national scene is very different with artists like the black keys, kings of leon, top-selling gospel, christian bluegrass, and rock bands now calling nashville home. you have heard enough from me about nashville's music scene. i brought her friend with me who can show you what i mean. jimmy robbins moved to nashville from raleigh, north carolina in 2012 and has already written five number one hits, including songs for blake shelton, keith urban, and miranda lambert. he has won the top songwriting awards in the industry. nlc open registration today for november 4 through november 7. please show them why they need to come. [applause] >> he's right, nashville is a very special place. this is a good song for nashville because two of biggest stars we have came together and saying this song and it was a big part of changing my life. this is called we were us and keith urban and miranda lambert sang this. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

>> listen since paul is such a huge willie nelson fan, let me just say that this feels like we are onit's got familiarity to it and it does need a narrative which is part of the problem for hillary clinton here. we have it on the same week we are talking about foreign donations to the clinton administration, that we're talking about disdeals that may or may not have been vetted by the state department foreign donations that may or may not have been vetted by the state department. now this. actually it wasn't republicans who freaked out when republicans didn't use official e-mails, it was democrats, including you and my friend paul, john poedesta and he's the guy that's going to run hillary clinton's campaign. yes, it's a problem because it feeds the narrative that they're a little tricky they're a little slick, they don't really follow the rules. rules are for the little people but they're not for the clintons. >> paul help us understand this. why would she run her own e-mail server possibly out of her home in chappaqua. why not use a government e-mail? why did she do that? >> it's no